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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy is not a bear he's a cute human.

    I am pretty sure I have that right anyway, mammals confuse me.

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had some filthy hillbillies one time bring their infant to the hospital with renal failure because they were feeding it Mountain Dew.


    Like, that's the most redneck thing I can think of without delving into hyperbole.

    but, Mountain Dew has what babies crave?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had some filthy hillbillies one time bring their infant to the hospital with renal failure because they were feeding it Mountain Dew.


    Like, that's the most redneck thing I can think of without delving into hyperbole.

    ...The state seized the babby right?

    Nope. But given that the bab was only a few months old, I don't imagine it stayed with them much longer.

    I swear to god, it's like trailer folk live in some shadow society that is somehow ubiquitous yet never comes into contact with normals.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Wow, the Daily Mail reporting how fuckawful UKIP is, of all rags.

    The comments overfloweth with people defending the crazies.

    Actually kinda nervous. They got a lot of groundswell. D:

    I'm not surprised the daily mail is talking shit about ukip, afterall the Tories are the only ones with anything to fear from ukip. Its not like any labour or lib dem voters are gonna be drawn in by their message.

    *cough* blue labour *cough

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  • MimMim lemme gobble that weenieRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    vxLCzer.jpg

    you wanna tell her "No. Don't" ?

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Wow, the Daily Mail reporting how fuckawful UKIP is, of all rags.

    The comments overfloweth with people defending the crazies.

    Actually kinda nervous. They got a lot of groundswell. D:

    I'm not surprised the daily mail is talking shit about ukip, afterall the Tories are the only ones with anything to fear from ukip. Its not like any labour or lib dem voters are gonna be drawn in by their message.

    Well you say that, but a lot of labour's recent poll losses have been to ukip in the areas considered labour heartlands (north of England, mostly)

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    I feel like I would be a bear if I gained like 40 pounds

    get rippd get bear qualities

    I think I am a cub, I have a boyish face

    What are you if you're hairy and boyfaced?

    That's what I have

  • MimMim lemme gobble that weenieRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had some filthy hillbillies one time bring their infant to the hospital with renal failure because they were feeding it Mountain Dew.


    Like, that's the most redneck thing I can think of without delving into hyperbole.

    ...The state seized the babby right?

    Nope. But given that the bab was only a few months old, I don't imagine it stayed with them much longer.

    I swear to god, it's like trailer folk live in some shadow society that is somehow ubiquitous yet never comes into contact with normals.

    i thought you couldn't come back from renal failure?

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    My brother sent me this Zero Hedge article and holy shit it's dumb. It basically assumes that the production of cars is an constant and that car manufacturers don't ever slow production if sales slow. Also it takes a bunch of Google Maps stuff and assumes it's pretty much real time.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    vxLCzer.jpg

    you wanna tell her "No. Don't" ?
    kind of?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    On a daily basis I want to let the planet burn more and more.

    I guess today's is the Mountain Dew story making me want to burn it.

    (I haven't read the news)

    The really sad part was that they clearly didn't even know that feeding highly-caffeinated soda to a months-old child wasn't kosher.

    They (including grandma) were all, "Whaaaaaaat??! You can't give babies the Dew?? Next you'll be saying they shouldn't chew Redman!"

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Aren't pregnant women like weirdly strong for a certain month

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    I feel like I would be a bear if I gained like 40 pounds

    get rippd get bear qualities

    I think I am a cub, I have a boyish face

    What are you if you're hairy and boyfaced?

    That's what I have

    God damn it I'm a cub aren't I? >.<

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Wow, the Daily Mail reporting how fuckawful UKIP is, of all rags.

    The comments overfloweth with people defending the crazies.

    Actually kinda nervous. They got a lot of groundswell. D:

    I'm not surprised the daily mail is talking shit about ukip, afterall the Tories are the only ones with anything to fear from ukip. Its not like any labour or lib dem voters are gonna be drawn in by their message.

    Well you say that, but a lot of labour's recent poll losses have been to ukip in the areas considered labour heartlands (north of England, mostly)

    and, conversely, the tories are shedding their Daily-Mail-reading middle class female voter crowd to Labour

    you're turning into Americuh

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Wow, the Daily Mail reporting how fuckawful UKIP is, of all rags.

    The comments overfloweth with people defending the crazies.

    Actually kinda nervous. They got a lot of groundswell. D:

    I'm not surprised the daily mail is talking shit about ukip, afterall the Tories are the only ones with anything to fear from ukip. Its not like any labour or lib dem voters are gonna be drawn in by their message.

    Well you say that, but a lot of labour's recent poll losses have been to ukip in the areas considered labour heartlands (north of England, mostly)

    Hrm. Probably just protest votes.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had some filthy hillbillies one time bring their infant to the hospital with renal failure because they were feeding it Mountain Dew.


    Like, that's the most redneck thing I can think of without delving into hyperbole.

    ...The state seized the babby right?

    Nope. But given that the bab was only a few months old, I don't imagine it stayed with them much longer.

    I swear to god, it's like trailer folk live in some shadow society that is somehow ubiquitous yet never comes into contact with normals.

    i thought you couldn't come back from renal failure?

    Oh, yeah, really easily actually. As long as your kidneys aren't permanently damaged. It's usually just a matter of a couple days of IV hydration.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    #pregnancygains

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    My brother sent me this Zero Hedge article and holy shit it's dumb. It basically assumes that the production of cars is an constant and that car manufacturers don't ever slow production if sales slow. Also it takes a bunch of Google Maps stuff and assumes it's pretty much real time.

    zero hedge has some really weird cultural undertones

    ronya on
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  • MimMim lemme gobble that weenieRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    vxLCzer.jpg

    you wanna tell her "No. Don't" ?
    kind of?

    She will lift you and throw you across the room.

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Japan! You have surely researched this. Who's best to vote for here in Bham to avoid potential crazy folks getting more power?

    Oh brilliant
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    I feel like I would be a bear if I gained like 40 pounds

    get rippd get bear qualities

    I think I am a cub, I have a boyish face

    What are you if you're hairy and boyfaced?

    That's what I have

    God damn it I'm a cub aren't I? >.<

    It helps to be a gay too

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Wow, the Daily Mail reporting how fuckawful UKIP is, of all rags.

    The comments overfloweth with people defending the crazies.

    Actually kinda nervous. They got a lot of groundswell. D:

    I'm not surprised the daily mail is talking shit about ukip, afterall the Tories are the only ones with anything to fear from ukip. Its not like any labour or lib dem voters are gonna be drawn in by their message.

    actually ukip have a surprisingly strong labour faction from working class old labour who felt betrayed by new labour on job security type issues

    consider just how much support ukip have in the north of england, traditionally labour bastions

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    vxLCzer.jpg

    you wanna tell her "No. Don't" ?
    kind of?

    She will lift you and throw you across the room.
    um you've seen me

    i'm probably pretty safe

    Elendil on
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    I feel like I would be a bear if I gained like 40 pounds

    get rippd get bear qualities

    I think I am a cub, I have a boyish face

    What are you if you're hairy and boyfaced?

    That's what I have

    God damn it I'm a cub aren't I? >.<

    It helps to be a gay too

    You can't get straight bears?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    I feel like I would be a bear if I gained like 40 pounds

    get rippd get bear qualities

    I think I am a cub, I have a boyish face

    What are you if you're hairy and boyfaced?

    That's what I have

    God damn it I'm a cub aren't I? >.<

    It helps to be a gay too

    You can't get straight bears?
    well

    literal bears can be

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    crawdad

    Crawfish

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    What I think Casual is saying is that he likes hairy, beefy women who wear a lot of leather.

    She-bears, they're called.

  • MimMim lemme gobble that weenieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    vxLCzer.jpg

    you wanna tell her "No. Don't" ?
    kind of?

    She will lift you and throw you across the room.
    um you've seen me

    i'm probably pretty safe

    Nope. Her power along with the fetus' power will allow her to lift you into the heavens, and just as you reach for that little glass of absinthe that St. Peter is about to hand to you, she'll throw you down and you will know the true power of the female form.

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Crawfish are delicious but I can't really justify the effort. So messy.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    bear is straight?
    how can that be?

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    What I think Casual is saying is that he likes hairy, beefy women who wear a lot of leather.

    She-bears, they're called.

    THANK YOU.

    Yes. This.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    My brother sent me this Zero Hedge article and holy shit it's dumb. It basically assumes that the production of cars is an constant and that car manufacturers don't ever slow production if sales slow. Also it takes a bunch of Google Maps stuff and assumes it's pretty much real time.

    zero hedge has some really weird cultural undertones

    Ah. I really strongly dislike Fight Club. That might be a factor. But holy shit that article was so moronic.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    On a daily basis I want to let the planet burn more and more.

    I guess today's is the Mountain Dew story making me want to burn it.

    (I haven't read the news)

    The really sad part was that they clearly didn't even know that feeding highly-caffeinated soda to a months-old child wasn't kosher.

    They (including grandma) were all, "Whaaaaaaat??! You can't give babies the Dew?? Next you'll be saying they shouldn't chew Redman!"

    My baby dont want no medicine.
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-baby-dont-want-no-medicine,10757/

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Crawfish are delicious but I can't really justify the effort. So messy.

    Etouffee is never not worth the effort.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ed Boon is teasing Mortal Kombat 10

    I cant wait to see what gory hijinks they get up to on nextgen

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    On a daily basis I want to let the planet burn more and more.

    I guess today's is the Mountain Dew story making me want to burn it.

    (I haven't read the news)

    The really sad part was that they clearly didn't even know that feeding highly-caffeinated soda to a months-old child wasn't kosher.

    They (including grandma) were all, "Whaaaaaaat??! You can't give babies the Dew?? Next you'll be saying they shouldn't chew Redman!"

    My baby dont want no medicine.
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-baby-dont-want-no-medicine,10757/

    This isn't even comedy.

    I've had multiple real patients act exactly this way.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    On a daily basis I want to let the planet burn more and more.

    I guess today's is the Mountain Dew story making me want to burn it.

    (I haven't read the news)

    Here!

    I have literally had housing protection for three days it is pretty great.

    (Don't read far enough into that article to get to the opponents of the bill who are doing standard bathroom arguments about how I am dangerous)

    I heard about this.

    Also been on NPR all week.

    Including the opponents and the stupid.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    thatassemblyguy wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Crawfish are delicious but I can't really justify the effort. So messy.

    Etouffee is never not worth the effort.

    Sure, if I'm buying it.

    But I'm sure as hell not making it from scratch any time soon.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    Ed Boon is teasing Mortal Kombat 10

    I cant wait to see what gory hijinks they get up to on nextgen

    :neutral_face:

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    On a daily basis I want to let the planet burn more and more.

    I guess today's is the Mountain Dew story making me want to burn it.

    (I haven't read the news)

    The really sad part was that they clearly didn't even know that feeding highly-caffeinated soda to a months-old child wasn't kosher.

    They (including grandma) were all, "Whaaaaaaat??! You can't give babies the Dew?? Next you'll be saying they shouldn't chew Redman!"

    My baby dont want no medicine.
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-baby-dont-want-no-medicine,10757/

    oh god.

    aRkpc.gif
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