Funny thing about that there aren't "enough" guns in these situations. Remember that guy who was killed in the Walmart last week after the cops were killed? Well, he had a concealed carry permit.
I wonder why his concealed firearm did nothing to protect the back of his head from someone sneaking up and shooting him from behind? Aren't guns supposed to protect people? Y'know for personal defense?
That's why you always play the Walmart level on 3rd person mode, to prevent right wing nutbags from sneaking up on you.
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
I was looking at the screen and then I looked away from my monitor ....
=(
edit: apparently because I was told to
Hm. What are you doing on Saturday?
avoiding needles because of my crippling phobia
(sorry)
How are you with knives, then?
Whips?
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
I generally avoid anything that could leave scar tissue.
What kind of amateur do you take me for?
You mean you can get paid to do that kind of thing?
Funny thing about that there aren't "enough" guns in these situations. Remember that guy who was killed in the Walmart last week after the cops were killed? Well, he had a concealed carry permit.
I wonder why his concealed firearm did nothing to protect the back of his head from someone sneaking up and shooting him from behind? Aren't guns supposed to protect people? Y'know for personal defense?
That's why you always play the Walmart level on 3rd person mode, to prevent right wing nutbags from sneaking up on you.
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
Yeah I'm no good. I get too personal.
"Say something really dirty, something insulting"
"You're an idiot"
"Yeah not like that though
"You've got no friends"
"I think that's..."
"People find you alienati- why are you crying? I thought we weren't doing that any more?"
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
Yeah I'm no good. I get too personal.
"Say something really dirty, something insulting"
"You're an idiot"
"Yeah not like that though
"You've got no friends"
"I think that's..."
"People find you alienati- why are you crying? I thought we weren't doing that any more?"
Dirty talk is the sexual equivalent of giving someone lego for their birthday. It's ostensibly nice, but in reality they're looking at you expectantly to see what you come up with and silently judging you when it's just a house.
My dirty talk would get me arrested, "listen here, fucker. You're going to lay down on this table," *slams hot dude down on table* "and I swear to god! look at me. look at me. you see this needle? You move even once and I'm going to shove it into your fucking eye. Quit looking at me you peice of shit!."
Yeah I'm no good. I get too personal.
"Say something really dirty, something insulting"
"You're an idiot"
"Yeah not like that though
"You've got no friends"
"I think that's..."
"People find you alienati- why are you crying? I thought we weren't doing that any more?"
@DrZiplock I still remember your story about producing and eyepatch and pirate hook in the middle of liaisons with your then lady, it makes me chuckle every time.
I do have a history of bringing liaisons to a screeching halt in a spectacular manner.
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That's why you always play the Walmart level on 3rd person mode, to prevent right wing nutbags from sneaking up on you.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
You mean you can get paid to do that kind of thing?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I can't. It makes me dizzy and motion sick.
I realized right after I read the posts above mine
I am making her family a big lasagna!
GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
Everybody awesome this post please
Shit wait
It's actually a gateway to magic the gathering, an addiction more dangerous than the above 3 things combined! ( At least to your wallet)
it's been 700 years
you should probably let that one go
August 15th 1096
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Yeah I'm no good. I get too personal.
"Say something really dirty, something insulting"
"You're an idiot"
"Yeah not like that though
"You've got no friends"
"I think that's..."
"People find you alienati- why are you crying? I thought we weren't doing that any more?"
Remember when that guy had one gun and he went up to a navy base and shot a guy and took his gun and then he had two guns?
The only way I could ever see it is if someone who was maybe 16 or 17 committed a henious act under full congnasinence.
Shit, you're right. And we're all sitting here with no guns. What were we thinking?!
Clearly what we all need is a mutant healing factor.
Like that one guy ...
Wolfie?
Lugnut?
I dunno.
Well you've got 2 gun. But they only fire punches and hugs
New names for my arms right here
Punch Arm.
Hug Arm.
Sounds like some Mega-Man Weapons or something.
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Hey Tube.
What are you doing later?
I uh...Would like to talk more.
You are amazing
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