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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Synergistic management solutions - is there any problem they don't cause?

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    'Say it ain't so, Doc! Was it because of my being awesome at sex with a gassy antelope?

    tzeentchling on
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    'Say it ain't so, Doc! Was it because of my being awesome at sex with a gassy antelope?

  • ExtreaminatusExtreaminatus Go forth and amplify, the Noise Marines are here!Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Ah shit! I'm here, I'm here! I've finished hugging myself!

    But it looks like I'm too late to warn everyone of the coming apocalypse!

    Extreaminatus on
  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Do players vote?

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Nope, just everyone watching the game.

    Watching, and now judging.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    always judging

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    always judging

    But not always paying attention.
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    'Say it ain't so, Doc! Was it because of my being awesome at sex with a gassy antelope?

  • axman13axman13 Registered User regular
    Well I can tell I'm not winning.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    'Say it ain't so, Doc! Was it because of my being awesome at sex with a gassy antelope?

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I bet Iongantas never imagined that discovery of his flatulent bestiality fetish would be met with cheers for more.

    Round 26: Iongantas is judging

    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _______.

    Please PM your answers while Iongantas looks forward to mounting the White House Horse.

  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    Aw well, at least I crafted an answer I can be proud of.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I think @Extreaminatus is investigating election shenanigans.

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    tzeentchling wrote: »
    always judging

    This card wins. Next question.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Quite a few players got cards that would be great for this round.

    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Sniffing Glue. (Extreaminatus)
    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Female Orgasm. (Dr. Flamingo)
    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Kanye West. (Axman13)
    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of The Great Cornholio. (Discrider)
    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Lumberjack Fantasies. (Boozer) (*)
    When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of Full HD. (Initiatefailure)

    @Iongantas, what will be formed from the power of the bully pulpit?

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  • IongantasIongantas Registered User regular
    Plaid and various ways of obtaining wood will be the department of special interest in my presidency.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Don't worry, Boozer. Suspendies and a bra will not be part of the office uniform.

    Round 27: Boozer is judging

    Finally! A service that delivers _______ right to your door.

    Please PM your answers while Boozer lists the types of wood that can be delivered, with pictures.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    That's gotta suck having your cards declined, @initiatefailure‌ and @Extreaminatus‌.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Stupid surcharge for molesting the delivery boy...

    Finally! A service that delivers exactly what you'd expect right to your door. (Initiatefailure) (*)
    Finally! A service that delivers Mutually-Assured Destruction right to your door. (Discrider)
    Finally! A service that delivers nipple blades right to your door. (Iongantas)
    Finally! A service that delivers a cooler full of organs right to your door. (Extreaminatus)
    Finally! A service that delivers embryonic stem cells right to your door. (Dr. Flamingo)
    Finally! A service that delivers poopy diapers right to your door. (Axman13)

    @Boozer, what's got Amazon nervous?

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  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    As tempting and practical as a cooler full of organs sounds, I cannot resist the temptation of this new expectation fulfillment service.

    Two coolers of organs? I knew it!

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Initiatefailure was expecting a point and the right to judge the next round. Guess what they're getting.

    Round 28: Initiatefailure is judging

    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _______!

    Please PM your answers while Initiatefailure finds out that the culprit was not who they expected.

  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    I had a hard back and forth on using that one... but it just lets the imagination run wild.

    I shall be a cruel but just judge!

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I think @Extreaminatus made their Rube Goldberg trap a little too lengthy...

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Jinkies! What a lucky break. Ms. Dee Ten was almost ready.

    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for the harsh light of day! (Extreaminatus)
    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Mall Santa! (Iongantas)
    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick! (Boozer) (*)
    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for my hot cousin! (Dr. Flamingo)
    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for death by Steven Seagal! (Axman13)
    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for emotions! (Discrider)

    @Initiatefailure‌, what beat those meddling kids to the collar?

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  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Whoops!

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    If you want to get away with something you really need to stick to low kicks.

    girl power brother! I'll write you from the outside

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Judging by the high-pitched squeaks coming from Boozer, I think he just learned why you're not supposed to channel girl power while having a cock and balls.

    Round 29: Boozer is judging

    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _______!

    Please PM your answers while Boozer begs off performing for the rubes.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Sometimes you have to wonder if the bigger freaks are up on stage or in the audience.

    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney! (Iongantas)
    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon a mime having a stroke! (Axman13)
    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon being a motherfucking sorcerer! (Dr. Flamingo)
    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II! (Initiatefailure)
    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon testicular torsion! (Discrider) (*)
    You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon police brutality! (Extreaminatus)

    @Boozer, what's the belle of the carnival?

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  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    A Mime stroking out is truly fun for the whole family. But I only feel I've gotten my money's worth when the show ends in tasteful genital torture.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Hey Discrider, think that will get you a spot in the Jim Rose Circus?

    Round 30: Discrider is judging

    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _______.

    Please PM your answers while Discrider sets up the "Ball-busting for matrimony" charity event.

  • axman13axman13 Registered User regular
    Boozer I hate you.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Man, some people will love anything. Sluts.

    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. (Initiatefailure)
    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Natalie Portman. (Iongantas)
    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Space Jam on VHS. (Boozer) (*)
    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're a fetus. (Extreaminatus)
    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're unlocking a new sex position. (Dr. Flamingo)
    Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're Initial D Arcade Stage 8 Infinity at the Round 1 arcade in Moreno Valley. (Axman13)

    @Discrider, what gets your freak flag at full mast?

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure that the only one which gets my secret stuff flowing is Space Jam on VHS.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    I dunno Boozer, pretty much everybody loves Space Jam on VHS.

    Round 31: Boozer is judging

    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _______ against _______.

    Please PM your answers while Boozer oversees a rumble to determine who gets the Space Jam copy that was signed by Michael Jordan.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Oh joy, @Extreaminatus‌ and @Axman13 are still arguing over who gets to be in the credits.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Sorry for the lateness tonight.

    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Jean-Claude Van Damme against carnies. (Extreaminatus)
    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits actually taking candy from a baby against eating all the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. (Dr. Flamingo)
    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits fabricating statistics against immaculate conception. (Axman13)
    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits three consecutive seconds of happiness against estrogen. (Initiatefailure)
    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits hot people against a big hoopla about nothing. (Discrider) (*)
    Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits Sean Penn against an army of skeletons. (Iongantas)

    @Boozer, what looks like it'll pack the most EPS (explosions per second)?

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  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    If there is one thing Michael Bay knows, it's how to make money. Specifically, by having hot people running away from BS exploding. Truly a (well compensated) genius.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Even better, Discrider rigged all the explosives to bang noisily but have no boom. Everybody running for nothing.

    Round 32: Discrider is judging

    What are my parents hiding from me?

    Please PM your answers while Discrider tries to figure out why their parents' bedroom is ticking ominously.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Are you going to have to break out the sodium pentothal, @Iongantas?

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    More importantly, what daytime TV talk show will you hear their tearful confession on?

    What are my parents hiding from me? The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto (Iongantas)
    What are my parents hiding from me? Foreskin (Initiatefailure)
    What are my parents hiding from me? My inner demons (Boozer)
    What are my parents hiding from me? Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage (Dr. Flamingo)
    What are my parents hiding from me? Pretending to care (Extreaminatus) (*)
    What are my parents hiding from me? A defective condom (Axman13)

    @Discrider, what just screams "ratings jackpot"?

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