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It's The Fourth Of July?! Oh it's true. It's damn true.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Watermelon is basically the perfect picnic fruit

  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Gonna pickle some this summer.

    Pickle the melon, and pickle the rind.

    I'm pretty psyched about it.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    1. Cut a small hole in a watermelon
    2. Pour in a bottle of vodka
    3. Refrigerate overnight
    4. Enjoy!

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I have an american tattoo.

    I ate ribs.

    A cheeseburger.

    and I'm drunk.

    and I celebrated it before the rest of you.

    I have won independence day america.

    Please give me the prize.

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    Satans..... hints.....
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2014
    How much shit have you blown up OR witnessed being blown up

    DJ Eebs on
  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I have an american tattoo.

    I ate ribs.

    A cheeseburger.

    and I'm drunk.

    and I celebrated it before the rest of you.

    I have won independence day america.

    Please give me the prize.

    Crippling public debt and some weird Religious-leaning Supreme Court decisions.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    for canada day, I brought a bunch of maple cookies to work.



    Hey American coworkers, what the fuck did you bring as a nice American Snack to work, huh?? yeah, fuck all. NOTHING. STEP IT UP, AMERICA.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh daaaang now I really want some maple cookies.

    Thanks Canada.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    for canada day, I brought a bunch of maple cookies to work.



    Hey American coworkers, what the fuck did you bring as a nice American Snack to work, huh?? yeah, fuck all. NOTHING. STEP IT UP, AMERICA.

    Not true.


    We brought diabetes.


    Thanks for those maple cookies, ahole.
    I am sorry your coworkers are not nice. I would bring you cupcakes.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The Geebs That Got Bigtimed wrote: »
    How much shit have you blown up OR witnessed being blown up

    Well I just saw your mother blow me so, 1.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I need to learn how to make a good butter cream. I hate store-bought frosting, it doesn't have enough of that butter-salt flavor.

  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    The Geebs That Got Bigtimed wrote: »
    How much shit have you blown up OR witnessed being blown up

    Well I just saw your mother blow me so, 1.

    We need to apply water and disinfectant to this burn immediately.

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Um excuse me it's America Day why is there soccer in that picture where's the FOOTBALLS and the BASEBALLS

    Two pages late but fuck it that is U.S. Secretary of Defense Tim Howard goddammit

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Who wants a nice cup of tea?

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    How about a cold glass of sweet tea

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Blake T wrote: »
    The Geebs That Got Bigtimed wrote: »
    How much shit have you blown up OR witnessed being blown up

    Well I just saw your mother blow me so, 1.

    Well, that's a disproportionately aggressive response so you've definitely got the right spirit

  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Who wants a nice cup of tea?

    Oops, right in the bay, sorry about that.

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    How about a cold glass of sweet tea

    Jesus Uriel, no need to get obscene.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    iced tea is the only tea for me

    a 60 page thesis by FAQ

  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Lesson learned today: sweet tea is important because without it you would only have lemonade and whiskey, and that doesn't taste quite as good.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Never put sugar in tea.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Coffee on the other hand, just load it with sugar until you can't taste the coffee any more.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    putting things in tea weirds me out; like, don't you want to taste whatever the tea is? Why are you putting honey and shit in it

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    'Murica

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    My wisdom teeth have broken my back left molar in half. Tooth shards jabbing into my gums has been bothering me for the last three days. My car and my phone have died on me. The costly dental surgery (with my part time job won't help me with at all) has been weighing heavy on my mind.

    And yet right now my pretty happy. Why? I rung in the fourth with a bar full of Brazilian foriegn exchange students singing the backstreet boys. America is pretty alright sometimes.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
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    I want those

    so badly

    get in my mouth

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Amerika

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday least favourite child

    lots of love

    your mum

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
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    Happy 4th #freeSnowden
    https://www.facebook.com/TropicalToxic

    Kochikens on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    He'll share state secrets but not his cake with anyone, I see.

    I see.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    He can come back to the US at any time, he'll just have to face prosecution.

    What he wants is to come back and not have to be held responsible for anything.

    In essence he wants to have his cake and eat it too.

    knitdan on
    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • cornellcornell Registered User regular
    If you aren't spending your day watching the Independence Day marathon followed up by watching Joey Chestnut make sure the world knows we are the greatest nation on Earth (at eating), you might as well move.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    http://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    The most American of all superhero teams!

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Dressing up like the statue of liberty doesn't seem like a very practical superhero costume

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    There's a disturbing lack of the MOST AMERICAN GAME ABOUT AMERICA EVER in this thread. Allow me to rectify that omission.

    http://youtu.be/Genl242_ZU8

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Such a shame that game was never released here.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Dressing up like the statue of liberty doesn't seem like a very practical superhero costume

    What about Uncle Sam?

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