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skippydumptruck

man fuck getting old it is the worst

you just want to enjoy a couple of delicious beers with your friends



look at this frosty shit omg

and then the next day you want to die



you want to be this cute, cool chubby baby



but you cannot

instead you are this old man baby



abolish the age system

Cinders

skippy is an old.

Powerpuppies

and then you have to go back to school and it is the worst

skippydumptruck

my eyes fucking hurt fuck everything

Bogart

PD: Are you worried about being objectified as a sexual object?

Chris Pratt: Oh my God. Do you think that I’m being objectified as a sexual object? That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. It feels good.

Ludious

more like slowvahn

BeNarwhal

Dammit [chat]

My dream is to make 4 appropriately-timed [chat] threads

I made one for baseball spring training, and now would be a perfect time for American football training camp!

Then I could do hockey and basketball, thereby securing my career [chat]-making Grand Slam

Which is a title you can secure in a few different sports

And a thing you can do in a certain situation in baseball

In this case I am referring to the former!

*continues to ramble semi-coherently about sports*

cB557

skippydumptruck wrote: »

abolish the age system

The flesh is weak!

Atomika

Ludious wrote: »

more like slowvahn

I'm sure there was a crawfish-related delay.

Element Brian

I had a sip of beer last sunday guys

Thomamelas

Atomika wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

more like slowvahn

I'm sure there was a crawfish-related delay.

Their evil truly knows no limits.

skippydumptruck

cB557 wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

abolish the age system

The flesh is weak!

your day will come

Tav

i haven't had beer in like a week

Cinders

Element Brian wrote: »

I had a sip of beer last sunday guys

...Was that your first beer?

Gooey

i feel like the gathering would be awesome if i had an air conditioned, electrified (as in, touching the outside will result in painful electrical shocks) rv to sleep in at night

simonwolf

Tav wrote: »

i haven't had beer in like a week

isn't that a crime in your country

I thought you had a minimum Guinness intake per hour

Variable

drinking is so dumb

weed is magic

Tav

i don't like guinness

Tav

i'd love to go to the gathering if I like, didn't have to listen to the music

if i could just get fucked up in a field with a bunch of strangers who live for this weekend of getting fucked up in a field, I'd be well up for it

Atomika

I just read that a guy I went to school with (and his wife) were just arrested for running a multi-state theft ring involving oilfield machinery.


This is the same guy that already did time for running a meth lab in his early 20s.

evilbob

Tav wrote: »

i'd love to go to the gathering if I like, didn't have to listen to the music

if i could just get fucked up in a field with a bunch of strangers who live for this weekend of getting fucked up in a field, I'd be well up for it

I never knew you were such a fan of drugs of questionable quality.

kedinik

Ludious wrote: »

more like slowvahn

More like commuting to workvahn.

As the kids say these days.

Thomamelas

Atomika wrote: »

I just read that a guy I went to school with (and his wife) were just arrested for running a multi-state theft ring involving oilfield machinery.


This is the same guy that already did time for running a meth lab in his early 20s.

He does appear to be moving up in the crime world.

Kalkino

The Gathering was a big festival back in the back country of the South Island back in the day. Hard drugs aplenty apparently.

Atomika

Having grown up around actual Juggalos,


. . . . . no. Fuck no. Hell no. No no no no no.

Element Brian

Cinders wrote: »

Element Brian wrote: »

I had a sip of beer last sunday guys

...Was that your first beer?

what nooo, of course not

maybe like my 26th?

Atomika

Thomamelas wrote: »

Atomika wrote: »

I just read that a guy I went to school with (and his wife) were just arrested for running a multi-state theft ring involving oilfield machinery.


This is the same guy that already did time for running a meth lab in his early 20s.

He does appear to be moving up in the crime world.

It does show dedication to a lifestyle, I'll give him that.

simonwolf

Tav wrote: »

i don't like guinness

the final piece in the puzzle

Tav has been catfishing us this whole time

he's actually a middle-aged South Korean woman

Tav

evilbob wrote: »

Tav wrote: »

i'd love to go to the gathering if I like, didn't have to listen to the music

if i could just get fucked up in a field with a bunch of strangers who live for this weekend of getting fucked up in a field, I'd be well up for it

I never knew you were such a fan of drugs of questionable quality.

i stick to beer since i don't trust stranger pills

we use "fucked up" as a general statement with more specific terms for being drunk or on pills or whatever

Neco

Ok. Time for coffee and food and then a trip to the pharmacy. I hope this doesn't cost more than 50 dollars... ><

BeNarwhal

I need to make myself a coffee so that I have the energy to go and get a coffee later.

I like having a purpose, even if it is just a series of caffeine-related quests!

kedinik

simonwolf wrote: »

Tav wrote: »

i don't like guinness

the final piece in the puzzle

Tav has been catfishing us this whole time

he's actually a middle-aged South Korean woman

Finding videos of an up and coming young comedian, adopting his online identity.

Tav

i've never tried a drug more illegal than weed

Podly

i haven't had drugs in forever ToT

Hakkekage

omfg

Guys I'm really nervous and anxious about a thing at work

I feel like I'm always stumbling headlong into bullshit that puts me on the spotlight as some idiot fool who thinks too highly of herself and doesn't deserve what she already has much less what she is asking for

aka impostor syndrome i guess i get it but then there is always the meta-meta-voice in the back of my head going "Impostor syndrome exists but it doesn't apply to YOU right now you MONSTER"

Anyway I've just been put in an extremely awkward limbo position right now and I'm all nervous and will pee myself

Deebaser

Gooey wrote: »

i feel like the gathering would be awesome if i had an air conditioned, electrified (as in, touching the outside will result in painful electrical shocks) rv to sleep in at night

You've said this before. I know because I strongly agreed then too.

Bogart

Podly wrote: »

i haven't had drugs in forever ToT

What about coffee huh COFFEE IS A DRUG TOO.

BeNarwhal

Help you guys I don't want to eat a banana but the bananas are going bad while the rest of our food is relatively stable so I can't justify eating anything other than a banana

Tav

kedinik wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

Tav wrote: »

i don't like guinness

the final piece in the puzzle

Tav has been catfishing us this whole time

he's actually a middle-aged South Korean woman

Finding videos of an up and coming young comedian, adopting his online identity.

lolno

Mojo_Jojo

Hakkekage wrote: »

omfg

Guys I'm really nervous and anxious about a thing at work

I feel like I'm always stumbling headlong into bullshit that puts me on the spotlight as some idiot fool who thinks too highly of herself and doesn't deserve what she already has much less what she is asking for

aka impostor syndrome i guess i get it but then there is always the meta-meta-voice in the back of my head going "Impostor syndrome exists but it doesn't apply to YOU right now you MONSTER"

Anyway I've just been put in an extremely awkward limbo position right now and I'm all nervous and will pee myself

My professional advice is to always be stood by hind things that are at least groin high. Then if you do piss yourself nobody will see.

Deebaser

Gooey, I'll go halves on you for that RV.