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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No problem. The best part about Meniere's is that it's basically a catch-all. They run a whole crap-ton of tests and if they can't figure out what the fuck is the matter with you they just assume it's Meniere's. I think the fucking doctors are just lazy. So whatever is causing your symptoms could be completely different from what caused mine. In my case, I'm almost positive it was stress induced. I lost my job the first week of December...had my first vertigo episode on Christmas day...started a new job in late February...my 3 months of hell were February through April. That just seems like too much of a coincidence for it not to be a factor.

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Agreed, but we can't leave all bodily functions to machinery. There must remain enough of a circulatory system so that he still gets wasted.

    We could just attach the back of his throat directly to his brain.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale, are there other drugs you can abuse to pass the time before your inevitably painful demise?

    I was taking over 200mg of Oxy
    80mg of Hydro
    60mg of Trileltal
    another 50-80 of Ultram
    200mg of Neurontin
    and handfulls of whatever else I could get a prescription for.


    One day I loked at myself and realized the drugs were doing more harm then good. I was still in pain, I just didn't care about it as much. I told myself to stop being a pussy and man up. Narcotics don't help neuro-pain so I stopped taking the pills and threw them out.

    a week and a half of puking, sweating, shaking, and screaming later I was free. Did it on my own. Fuck a bunch of rehab taking months and months and going to therapy and "talking it out".

    Stop taking the shit, don't take it again.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Agreed, but we can't leave all bodily functions to machinery. There must remain enough of a circulatory system so that he still gets wasted.

    We could just attach the back of his throat directly to his brain.

    If this were possible without magnifying braincell death too much I would have it done myself.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale, have you considered heroin?

    Just puttin' that out there... you could be the forums resident junky.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale, have you considered heroin?

    Just puttin' that out there... you could be the forums resident junky.

    naw... drugs dull my hatred.



    I can tap a vein faster then an ER nurse though..... something to keep in mind.

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ooh a dude on house had your disease

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale, have you considered heroin?

    Just puttin' that out there... you could be the forums resident junky.

    naw... drugs dull my hatred.



    I can tap a vein faster then an ER nurse though..... something to keep in mind.

    Start going to celebrity events and mocking people. When they try to retaliate you can point out your condition and call them heartless bastards. When they try to apologize, laugh and call them pussies. It's a Win-Win.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also shit on their little purse-dogs.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd love to go to some fancy Hollywood party and just act all normal.

    Normal clothes, drinking my micro-brews, bitching about work, not caring who drove what car

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grab Paris Hilton, punch her in the face, and shove a finger in her asshole. Yell out "the Aristocrats" and wait for laughs.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what

    at hollywood parties that's how you tell everyone that the next round is on you

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    I've had Testicular Torsion. It's like I won the genetic freak lottory!

    I have to ban you so it doesn't spread to the other children.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    I've had Testicular Torsion. It's like I won the genetic freak lottory!

    I have to ban you so it doesn't spread to the other children.

    Too late, you already have it! MUAHAHAHA!

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey... guess what.

    I have a disease that you can't seem to find shit info about

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Hey... guess what.

    I have a disease that you can't seem to find shit info about

    Were we supposed to look?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's similar to EG(Eosinophilic Gastroenteritis) but is a different form that is still under study (and has been for about 13 years... god bless their souls).

    I have Eosinophilic Gastric enteropathy which means white bloodcells attack the inner lining of my intestines/stomach making it hard as hell for me to absorb food. Thus resulting in my pathetic weight.

    Just thought i'd share.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My body is generally fucked.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hi-5 callius

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    My body is generally fucked.

    then tell her to give you a 10 minute break.










    ba-dum-bum-ching

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nothing's wrong with me.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my body is pretty ok except for a few allergies and lactose intolerance

    it's just the whole depression and horrible anxiety and occasional hallucinations that make me a very special flower

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you have a vestigial uterus

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh hahah, I have seizures, there is that.

    Well, had.

    I haven't had one for like a year and a half.

    Wow.

    That's pretty cool.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Spastic di-plegic Cerebral Palsy.

    I don't even come close to qualifying for a handicapped placard, which makes me sad. My father and I got into a few discussions about it during various drinking sessions.

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    Sounds vaguely familiar...
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm pretty sure drinking with a neurological disorder is not a good idea

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm pretty sure drinking with a neurological disorder is not a good idea

    Drinking is always a good idea

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well this Serc seems to be doing something if not jumbling with my mind.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm pretty sure drinking with a neurological disorder is not a good idea

    Drinking is always a good idea

    I ain't no doctor or nothin'

    just saying is all

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MY BUTT IS SORE!

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You know Meiz, after reading about Ménière's, your avatar seems incredibly apt.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    MY BUTT IS SORE!

    the dildo goes in the woman cal

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    MY BUTT IS SORE!

    the dildo goes in the woman cal

    prude

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the dildo goes in the woman cal
    bullshit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    MY BUTT IS SORE!

    the dildo goes in the woman cal

    prude

    I am a certified dildologist


    that is the study of dildos for the uninitiated

    I got the degree from DildoU because Dildo State is a party school

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    You know Meiz, after reading about Ménière's, your avatar seems incredibly apt.

    With my vertigo, I never fell over like that. You know what it was rediculously similar to? You know when you're completely hammered and all of a sudden you feel things starting to bubble up? And the entire time you're trying to get to the bathroom without puking you get the singular point of focus of "gotta get to the toilet...gotta get to the toilet...gotta get to the toilet..."? It was exactly like that.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    the dildo goes in the woman cal
    bullshit

    clean it off first, then

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    look cal at least don't use the Godzilla if you're gonna do that sort of thing ok

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am a certified dildologist


    that is the study of dildos for the uninitiated

    I got the degree from DildoU because Dildo State is a party school
    Young man, I have my fucking PhD in Dildology.

    I wrote the seminal paper "Dildos: A comprehensive analysis of various forms of insertion devices, both electric and analog powered." As well as the follow up "Effects of Lubricant viscocity upon various substances and dildo substrata as interactivity with multitudes of orafices are taken to account."

    Bitch, I'm the fucking Dean of Dildos.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I am a certified dildologist


    that is the study of dildos for the uninitiated

    I got the degree from DildoU because Dildo State is a party school
    Young man, I have my fucking PhD in Dildology.

    I wrote the seminal paper "Dildos: A comprehensive analysis of various forms of insertion devices, both electric and analog powered." As well as the follow up "Effects of Lubricant viscocity upon various substances and dildo substrata as interactivity with multitudes of orafices are taken to account."

    Bitch, I'm the fucking Dean of Dildos.

    You know those books you read to go for your Dongology minor, I wrote em.

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