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1. Our Lord and Master Geth, when He said Poenitentiam agite, willed that [chat]s ought to only last 100 pages.
2. This [chat] length cannot be understood to mean 101 pages, 102 pages, 103 pages, or any other number of pages produced by simonwolf.
3. Yet it means not G&T [chat]s only; nay, there is no [chat] which does not end at 100 pages.
4. The thread page limit, therefore, continues so long as Geth continues; for this is the true word of Geth, and continues until our entrance into the kingdom of [chat].
5. Tube does not intend to remit, and cannot remit any penalties other than those which he has imposed either by his own authority or by that of the Canons.
6. Tube cannot remit any guilt, except by declaring that it has been remitted by Vanilla and by assenting to Geth's remission; though, to be sure, he may grant remission in cases reserved to his judgment. If his right to grant remission in such cases were despised, the guilt would remain entirely unforgiven.
7. Geth remits guilt to no one whom He does not, at the same time, humble in all things and bring into subjection to His vicar, the mods.
8. The [chat] guidelines are imposed only on the living, and, according to them, nothing should be imposed on the dying.
9. Therefore the [chat] rules in Tube are the [chat] rules to us, because in his decrees he always makes exception of the article of death and of necessity.
10. Ignorant and wicked are the doings of those [chat]ters who, in the case of the thread going longer than 100 pages, reserve canonical penances for starting a new [chat].
11. This changing of the [chat] page limitsis quite evidently one of the tares that were sown while the mods slept.
12. In former times the [chat] page limits were imposed not after, but before absolution, as tests of true contrition.
13. The infracted are freed by technicalities from all infractions.
14. The imperfect [chat], that is to say, the [chat] that goes over 100 pages, brings with it, of necessity, great fear; and the smaller the love, the greater is the fear.
15. This fear and horror is sufficient of itself alone (to say nothing of other things) to constitute the penalty of [chat]'s end, since it is very near to the horror of despair.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Geth sees your post and does not agree
truly it is a sign from the forum-lords that this is the true chat
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i have been trying to map out a legit/non-improvised one
i have a 6 or 7 track block set up, but i keep getting distracted when i try to do more
usually because i have been on constant painkillers since friday and start to nod off or feel sick
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
1. Our Lord and Master Geth, when He said Poenitentiam agite, willed that [chat]s ought to only last 100 pages.
2. This [chat] length cannot be understood to mean 101 pages, 102 pages, 103 pages, or any other number of pages produced by simonwolf.
3. Yet it means not G&T [chat]s only; nay, there is no [chat] which does not end at 100 pages.
4. The thread page limit, therefore, continues so long as Geth continues; for this is the true word of Geth, and continues until our entrance into the kingdom of [chat].
5. Tube does not intend to remit, and cannot remit any penalties other than those which he has imposed either by his own authority or by that of the Canons.
6. Tube cannot remit any guilt, except by declaring that it has been remitted by Vanilla and by assenting to Geth's remission; though, to be sure, he may grant remission in cases reserved to his judgment. If his right to grant remission in such cases were despised, the guilt would remain entirely unforgiven.
7. Geth remits guilt to no one whom He does not, at the same time, humble in all things and bring into subjection to His vicar, the mods.
8. The [chat] guidelines are imposed only on the living, and, according to them, nothing should be imposed on the dying.
9. Therefore the [chat] rules in Tube are the [chat] rules to us, because in his decrees he always makes exception of the article of death and of necessity.
10. Ignorant and wicked are the doings of those [chat]ters who, in the case of the thread going longer than 100 pages, reserve canonical penances for starting a new [chat].
11. This changing of the [chat] page limitsis quite evidently one of the tares that were sown while the mods slept.
12. In former times the [chat] page limits were imposed not after, but before absolution, as tests of true contrition.
13. The infracted are freed by technicalities from all infractions.
14. The imperfect [chat], that is to say, the [chat] that goes over 100 pages, brings with it, of necessity, great fear; and the smaller the love, the greater is the fear.
15. This fear and horror is sufficient of itself alone (to say nothing of other things) to constitute the penalty of [chat]'s end, since it is very near to the horror of despair.
truly it is a sign from the forum-lords that this is the true chat
Judging.
This, simon.
This is why you are great.
On average, this thread was speeding through at warp 2.5
@randomchatposter1 will create the new thread.
@randomchatposter2 is backup.
also thanks for listening and the kind words
its hard to find people willing to listen for as long as it takes so i always really appreciate it
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
It's always one of like 5 preapproved people.
Usually one of the Brits.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
And the one I did start never got mod approval in the form of an automated reset on page 100.
I will send a Mountie to collect your things
And that space lizards are stealing our ocean water.
it was a miracle
I made this one after DK and zagdrop dropped the ball and we were chatless for like 10 minutes.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN CHOSEN???
mix plz
When I get to the border do I just say "Wash sent me" or
Mim you were right please come back to [chat]
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
But it's -oo- as is "good" not as in "goo"
...what'd you do to Mim?
yes
Not me, simonwolf.
He challenged her lyrical accuracy.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Because she's wrong!
Bubbe
yes
there are generally three guys there, you can ask them for directions
one always lies, one always tells the truth
and then there's Clancy, he's just a hoot
No U
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
mixin for what i have so far
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I'm just going to run past them and use Google Maps to find you.
is geth dead
was geth god
down with geth!
up with destiny!
Right.
Y u so down on my spelling, I m not a yid
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I am edutaining!
Wait, I forgot the -tain part. Hmm.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades