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Live journal story aside, I just found out that my X who made my life a living hell for about a year (trying to get me arrested, no allowing me to see my son, etc), is getting a divorce from the assclown she left me for. I literally laughed out loud when i found this out, and now revel(sp? fuck it) is the fact she is going through some of the shit she put me through.
Any good stories about others that have wronged you getting what is coming to them ?
Any good stories about others that have wronged you getting what is coming to them ?
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Rad.
was I mad? fuckin' A.
He took a soccer ball from kids rumored to kick it into his car
I killed their mother
Fair enough. But I did take it back after work and just leave it in the field. Sometimes you just have a bad day and run with it, what can i say.
word, G
the headline "Snoop dogg escapes jail" could have been so much more exciting
how did you even manage that
On a related note, when thinking of ways to pick my victims should I ever decide to become a serial murderer I decided that I would go in a crowded area and sneeze. Those that didnt say "Bless you" or something to that effect would be my next victims. I figure no one would never make the connection.
Dude, the exact same thing happened to me... except it was their father... and by killing him I mean I tied his shoelaces to a table. Some may say i'm "ruthless".
You'd be caught pretty quick.
That was a lie.
I in the past have put this song on when my friend arrived with his fuck ugly annoying girlfriend.
Oh, how this is about to become my signature.
hahahaaha
When she told me the first thing I did was get tested. I thank God was AIDS free. I fucking hated waiting for the test to come back.
Yes,
that is Lithium, released on the Nevermind album.
like the chick having a terminal illness isn't punishment enough
...wait...
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So amazingly genius, yet over-the-top entirely.
Eh, AIDS is pretty hard to test for.
Last I heard she OD'd, survived, lived in SF on the streets, now dates a rave promoter/drug dealer. Ironically she was pissed that I never had any money and about 4 months after we broke up I got the sum of about 50k. With more to follow when I turned 21.
She had big titties though. I hope they fall off.
Do you need a hug?
haha, no, that's kind of an old story. Yeah my girlfriend didn't leave me long ago but that relationship wasn't really going the direction I wanted anyway, so I feel I'm better for it. Whatever, the more bitches that break up with me, the more bitches will be jealous when I'm rich and famous.
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That's the scariest thing I can think of. It would be heart crushing to watch your gf fuck 5 guys infront of you while you were being held down. The only thing worse would be if they were raping her.
I hate the feeling of being unable to do anything.
If I were that guy I would have gone totally blind with rage. Seriously I would have been so filled to the brim with adrenaline I could've lifted a fucking bus. Everyone in that room would have been dead and I would have just walked out all covered in blood and sat on the porch smoking butts until the cops showed up.
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that would be completely and utterly fucking horrifying. Shit.
Ive yet to hear this story, but I could say that an experience such as that could be enough to go on the previously metioned murder spree.
yeah I don't care what they held or tied me down with. It would be like Boondock Saints when the guy tears the toilet out of the ground.
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This was awhile back, last January, but it's still golden.
I'd been dating this guy for about 5 months or so, but it was long distance and he didn't handle it very well.
My phone rang at midnight, when I had to be up the next morning at 5 am, so I half opened my eyes and looked at it, before going back to sleep. I check my missed calls, oh look it was my [ex]boyfriend. I check my email, and oh look he'd dumped me. Suprise suprise.
So I called him at 5:30 that morning to baste his ears in hell and some chick picked up the phone. I'm not retarded, 1+1=he's fucking someone else, so I hang up and go to school.
A week or so passes and I don't really talk to him, until one day he messages me out of the blue on MSN.
He's freaking out about having cancer on his face or something, but I'm not really sure.
'Can you help me? I'm sick and have a fever and have blisters on my lip and I think it's cancer and I'm going to die."
....that's not cancer....
..congratulations that girl gave you herpes....
Then I find out awhile later that this girl shaves her head. So excellent, I was dumped for a disease-laden bald chick.
The best part came months later, at PAX, when she ran up a goddamn hill to get away from me
To put this in perspective, I'm 5'0" and small. She's larger than I am. What was I going to do? Bite her ankles?
It was most excellent.
And a few weeks after the whole breakup thing happend I met the best guy ever and we're still together
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.