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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I think the only requirement for sex is physical penetration, really

    so youd let off bill clinton

    hmm yes very sensible

    Conveniently you ALSO make lesbian sex not exist

    shhhhh we're supposed to be unicorns remember
    dammit

    No, that's bi ladies who want to be a third.

    And transmen.

    um
    like I said
    unicorn >.>


  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Chasing Amy is a pretty good movie, but it probably could've quashed a lot of arguments right out of the gate had it stayed away from hard labels when it came to sexuality.
    Is that the one where a gorilla gets chased by meg ryan or is that the one where the gorilla can talk and likes martinis?

    It's neither Sleeping in Seattle or a James Bond film.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    my ex girlfriend basically said she'd have a threesome with me and any other lady I wanted if the other lady was cool with it

    soooo I don't know why she's my ex, that's a pretty good offer.

  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    guys my mum just texted me, at midnight, to tell me in great detail about the cat she wants to adopt from Petco's adoption services thing because she's finally ready for a new cat

    I'm not sure which part of this makes me feel weirder
    the fact that she sent me this nearly-diagnostic level investigation of this cat via text message, at midnight
    or the fact that she knew I was gonna be up anyway so she might as well send it on over

    the second part doesn't seem too weird

    the first, well, everyone's gotta have something to preoccupy themselves with as we shuffle through this existence of ours

    yeah, it kind of weirds me out
    but I pretty much only have conversations with my mother between midnight and three AM lately
    it's... well, really it's just an acknowledgement of the way both of us are wired, I guess

    And I am very happy she is finally ready to move on! She has been grieving for her old really awesome kitty for almost a month and it's kinda... time to look.

    I'm a night owl from a family of night owls so I guess that's why it doesn't seem too weird to me. Also I talk with my mother almost daily which is probably another oddity for a 30 year old man but w/e

    it's good that she's moving on though! my first pups are getting old now and I really don't know how I'm going to handle losing them : /

    Yeah, it is difficult
    and she knew for kind of a while that she was losing this cat, so it's good to see her thinking positively about it, a few months ago she was very "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITHOUT THAT CAT" and it was hard, because we've both lost kitties to old age and other difficulties

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    no unicorns allowed

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Chasing Amy is a pretty good movie, but it probably could've quashed a lot of arguments right out of the gate had it stayed away from hard labels when it came to sexuality.

    Fer sure but

    '90s man

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    no unicorns allowed

    Go to sleep

    It's late

    nerd

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    QUICK TYRANNUS

    WHAT FORM DO I FILE FOR A ONE-TIME DISBURSEMENT FROM A GENERATION SKIPPING TRUST

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I will never be a beast at pvp in any format

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Chasing Amy is a pretty good movie, but it probably could've quashed a lot of arguments right out of the gate had it stayed away from hard labels when it came to sexuality.

    Fer sure but

    '90s man

    True dat

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I will never be a beast at pvp in any format

    you gotta develop that killer instinct man

    you're too soft

    too much helping old ladies across the street not enough streamlining corporate processes to improve your bottom line

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I've never had an interest in a threeway. I know i wouldn't be able to handle it.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    maaaan

    while we're on completely inappropriate chat

    winky won't tell me the name of his game

    I mean I basically live on the internet, there is no way it could get me to so much as raise an eyebrow

    But I was bored today and wanted to check it out

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    maaaan

    while we're on completely inappropriate chat

    winky won't tell me the name of his game

    I mean I basically live on the internet, there is no way it could get me to so much as raise an eyebrow

    But I was bored today and wanted to check it out

    Butthole Stimulator Simulator 2015

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    can confirm, is tedious as all hell

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    wait winky's making porn and not sharing?

    If he wasn't already on my shitlist...

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    well come on they're having twice as much sex that's just basic math

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Wash wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

    Meg Ryan Meg Ryaning errywhere

    Harry Dresden on
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    QUICK TYRANNUS

    WHAT FORM DO I FILE FOR A ONE-TIME DISBURSEMENT FROM A GENERATION SKIPPING TRUST

    anddddddddddd the filing deadline has now passed

    0 credit. F. see me after class.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Now these are some goddamn fucking executive level power eyebrows

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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    should I get lunch at mcds for $7 or local food for $4

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

    My random Meg Ryan fact:

    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

    That must be so annoying, I mean, people are such jerks. JUST because you're bi, you have a lot of sex? That's ridic...
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    Hmm

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    sexuality could uae more distributional data

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Boy, the movies she's done with Tom Hanks are bizarre

    Two romantic stalker films

    and one where she plays 3 people and he tries to jump into a volcano

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

    That must be so annoying, I mean, people are such jerks. JUST because you're bi, you have a lot of sex? That's ridic...
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    Hmm

    I was in steady relationships at the time and I had sex with my partner. I don't really like Meg Ryan and I would only watch her if a partner wanted to.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

    That must be so annoying, I mean, people are such jerks. JUST because you're bi, you have a lot of sex? That's ridic...
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    Hmm

    Why would you watch that movie otherwise?

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

    My random Meg Ryan fact:

    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    With Meg Ryan?

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

    as guys it's a little bit more of the depraved bisexual idea, too

    Gotta watch out for that guy

    he'll fuck anything!

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I fucking love Joe Versus the Volcano.

    It's probably my favorite Hanks film.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I've got to imagine that the threeway question has to get old super quick for bi girls.

    Not to mention the just general assumption that bi = promiscuity

    Oh as a bi guy we get that too. Our equivalent is constant "No, you're really gay/straight...." conversation. But all bisexuals get the promiscuity.

    That must be so annoying, I mean, people are such jerks. JUST because you're bi, you have a lot of sex? That's ridic...
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    Hmm

    I was in steady relationships at the time and I had sex with my partner. I don't really like Meg Ryan and I would only watch her if a partner wanted to.

    You know, mathematically speaking.

    No matter how promiscuous someone is, they probably never have as much sex as someone in a committed relationship.

    Just some science thoughts from Greeper.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    I feel like as a dude an MMF threesome would be a lot more interesting than a FFM threesome

    Like, to say nothing about how interesting it could be to suck a cock while fucking a lady, what's a second lady going to be able to do that another dude won't be able to?

    It's not like I can penetrate two ladies at once with a single penis, I mean an FFM threesome would still be great if the third was someone close to both of us and we were all up for pleasing her as its own thing

    But on a purely pragmatic level any sex act that holds appeal because of multiple partners for me, personally, would work just as well with another dude there

  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

    My random Meg Ryan fact:

    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.

    Well that's one way to make that movie tolerable!

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    maaaan

    while we're on completely inappropriate chat

    winky won't tell me the name of his game

    I mean I basically live on the internet, there is no way it could get me to so much as raise an eyebrow

    But I was bored today and wanted to check it out

    Don't worry. Winky won't tell any of us the name of his game.

    Because he is a jerk.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Sleeping in Seattle

    c'mon Wash

    I'm stripping you of your film card

    Meg Ryan chases someone in that movie! I am not super familiar with her oeuvre!

    My random Meg Ryan fact:

    I have never made it through a screening of You've Got Mail without having sex.
    My fact: I have never watched a Meg Ryan movie. Or had sex.

    Coinage on
    Happiness is within reach!
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