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[Dragon Age Inquisition] Because Geebs' Inquisitor is getting too old for this shit
"excuse my French
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
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None of them are boring!
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
The arguments! I enjoy them as long as people don't get mean.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
The adult part of me groans at her childish jokes.
The infantile part of me giggles along with her and her facination with butts.
Also, the Viv/Blackwall banter makes me cringe. I mean, after a certain story part, I could understand her treating him like shit, but nope, he's a bloody lowborn, scum of the earth no matter what she knows about him. Dorian at least sounds charming, and does joke about things with Blackwall, while teasing him. Vivienne is just so condescending, and aside from two banters, I cringe when they talk.
My fave only pops up when Blackwall and the Inquisitor are a couple.
Blackwall: And? Surely, you're not ending this on a complimentary note.
Vivienne: I was just wondering how you imagined your future. The Inquisitor and the-- well, whatever you are now.
Blackwall: Ah, I see. You think we're a poor match.
Lady Vivienne, that woman there will stand with Thedas' mightiest because of who she is.
She may choose whomever she pleases, even an undeserving nobody.
Envy her for her ability to love freely, but recognize that envy is what it is.
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Dear Satan.....
That doesn't save Sera's jokes though. I did have one moment of kind of liking Sera and at least smiling at her joke - when she complains that I'm scary because I got an advanced class, I took the option to do a scary voice at her. To which she says, "alright, be scary. And a shit."
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
I'm not sure I'll ever do a run where I'm not as rude as possible to Viv at all times.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
hasn't worked so far
Gonna put this in spoilers for plot events, just because I know some of the people in this thread are pretty early in their runs:
This time I recruited him early, and have been talking to him at Haven, and I'm getting WAAAY more conversations with him that i never got before.
I wonder if that is intentional, or if Blackwall just has a series of conversations that trigger automatically at Skyhold and they just assume you already had the nicer conversations at Haven? It'd be interesting if they actually did write characters differently depending on when in the storyline you chose to recruit them.
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D-dad?
but i feel like her own motivations are tied much more into gaining and keeping political power for herself and just generally getting to keep playing The Game
I actually feel like that inquisitor looks like a character from something but I can't dredge out the memory and its driving me crazy
or
Your dreams?
Blackwall really tries to get along, there
He really does
I liked Morrigan but she's a bad person, just amusingly so
Bethany I guess would also qualify
Everyone else is either a jerk, unstable, or boring
Wynne probably makes some good tea.
She is not invited to my birthday
My dear, whatever makes you think she would wish to attend in the first place?
I'm sure she would understand; it's more that her attending has no benefit for me
*hurk*
Oh I'm quite sure she would, I dare say she'd give the snub all the attention it deserves.
The Inquisitor has a big god damn birthday party, and everyone is invited, and everyone comes
The empress, the merchant princes, whoever the Hell is ruling Ferelden, the Warden-Commanders, an emissary of the Archon, hell we'll even get an Arishok in there, Josephine's whole family, the Pentaghasts, everybody come to my big birthday party
It will be schmooze-town
I actually regret recruiting her for this one because she doesn't gel at all with this Inquisitor (who is all MAGES SHOULD BE FREE) and you can't boot her out.
The Citadel DLC but for DA:I?
And you actually get to make the guest list
I know that idea is anathema to some people, but they're people who just will not gel with certain kinds of Inquisitors and they don't make a lot of sense to bring along unless you're giving in to a video game "gotta catch em all, gotta have ALL the content!" mentality.