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i have no butt but i must [chat]

surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
edited December 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
[[FIRST POST LOADING, PLS STANDBY]]

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THIS IS THE SEA CUCUMBER

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MANY OF THEM EAT WITH THEIR ANUSES

A SURVIVAL STRATEGY THAT SOME OF THEM USE IS TO SHIT THEIR OWN INTESTINES OUT THEIR ANUS THEN RUN AWAY WHILE PREDATORS EAT THEIR INNARDS

HIGHLY

ADVANCED

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IT WILL SAVE YOU

OR WILL IT DAMN US TO SHITTING OUR INTESTINES OUT OUR BUTTS? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    To continue on what I was saying in the previous thread....

    It's the initial countdown!
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    butt-ering

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    butt-butt

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    ...butts?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Did you know: there's a fish specialized in swimming into the butt of sea cucumbers

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    why is it that soup is 10x better when you're sick. even if you're not super sick.

    i definitely feel like i'm coming down w/ something but its not bad yet.

    i dont wanna get sick :(

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Did you know: there's a fish specialized in swimming into the butt of sea cucumbers

    WHY DOES EVERYTHING INVOLVE MY BUTT

    THINKS THE SEA CUCUMBER

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i was going to go with puppy [chat] and post this picture

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i was going to go with puppy [chat] and post this picture

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    Sea cucumbers are cuter.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Give me puppy!

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Oh hey, I ain't been chatting much lately, but here are some of my 'murica experiences so far

    we went to Cracker Barrel, allowing me to experience a 'country boy breakfast' featuring pork chops, grits, gravy and a biscuit. Grits suck. Gravy and biscuit (actually a scone) was great.

    we also went to a Mexico Sports Bar which sold cornbread. Hot dang, cornbread is tasty.

    we also went to the non edible Boston Museum Of Science. It was fun!

    Oh brilliant
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Oh I should really get back to work on my screenplay. It's about a puppy and a sea cucumber forming an unlikely but ADORABLE friendship as they make their way across the country to get back home.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    And they have adventures and stuff.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Mmm new chat smell. I'm back from Florida. Apparently while gone the West Coast decided to activate winter.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh I should really get back to work on my screenplay. It's about a puppy and a sea cucumber forming an unlikely but ADORABLE friendship as they make their way across the country to get back home.

    eating each other's asses, as is natural

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    I was going to do Weir's Chat

    Since they put a statue up at Loch Lomondside to celebrate wandering Scotland in a woolly bunnet

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ElF-BxowbRc

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    what the actual fuck is happening in @Dark Raven X‌'s culinary world

    grits at a fucking Cracker Barrel? And they were bad?! The biscuit was dense like a fucking scone? What? Who's idea of a country breakfast was this?

    Cornbread at a Mexican Sports Bar?

    Mexican.

    Sports bar.

    Serving cornbread.





    Somebody save him from whatever maniac is dragging him around the States because they are doing it wrong.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    grits are monstrous

    cornbread is the light

    although the most american thing to do would be to throw you into the boston harbor, you redcoat

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am afraid of what they call grits in Boston. Even if it was from Cracker Barrel.

    Some foods don't move well above the Mason Dixon Line.

    Also biscuits aren't scones. Different way of making them.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    what the actual fuck is happening in @Dark Raven X‌'s culinary world

    grits at a fucking Cracker Barrel? And they were bad?! The biscuit was dense like a fucking scone? What? Who's idea of a country breakfast was this?

    Cornbread at a Mexican Sports Bar?

    Mexican.

    Sports bar.

    Serving cornbread.





    Somebody save him from whatever maniac is dragging him around the States because they are doing it wrong.

    I was thinking this but wasn't sure how to say it.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    grits should be creamy and buttery

    biscuit should be flaky as fuck, nearly able to levitate it's so light

    cornbread is wonderful but about as mexican as doritos locos tacos

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    biscuits should be light and fluffy and uncomfortably buttery

    i don't want no fucking hardtack

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    The puppy in "The Interview" was totes adorbs.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    grits are good because there's like a stick of butter in each bowl

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    the grits were like watery porridge. So... just make porridge instead, it's better. :P

    the Mexican place also sold all kinds of meat in all kindsa wrapping. We got pulled pork nachos!

    Oh brilliant
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Oh hey, I ain't been chatting much lately, but here are some of my 'murica experiences so far

    we went to Cracker Barrel, allowing me to experience a 'country boy breakfast' featuring pork chops, grits, gravy and a biscuit. Grits suck. Gravy and biscuit (actually a scone) was great.

    we also went to a Mexico Sports Bar which sold cornbread. Hot dang, cornbread is tasty.

    we also went to the non edible Boston Museum Of Science. It was fun!

    Grits are delicious. But they are something that needs other stuff to bring out its full potential. My own preference is salt, pepper, and lots o' butter.

    Glad to hear you saw the light of Cornbread though. Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    what the actual fuck is happening in @Dark Raven X‌'s culinary world

    grits at a fucking Cracker Barrel? And they were bad?! The biscuit was dense like a fucking scone? What? Who's idea of a country breakfast was this?

    Cornbread at a Mexican Sports Bar?

    Mexican.

    Sports bar.

    Serving cornbread.





    Somebody save him from whatever maniac is dragging him around the States because they are doing it wrong.

    @Ravenhpltc24‌

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    pulled pork nachos is like having pulled pork sushi

    what the hell is going on here

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My thoughts on grits:

    If you want to drink butter drink some butter. Don't drag cornmeal into this arrangement for a veneer of legitimacy.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Fuck buy him some grands and bake those at home. Or just make some biscuits. It ain't hard.

    Cornbread is universal. That doesn't bug me.

    I think everywhere in the US makes it but all just a bit different.

    It should be served warm with butter and honey though.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    grits are monstrous

    cornbread is the light

    although the most american thing to do would be to throw you into the boston harbor, you redcoat

    I've never had grits. Everyplace that I've been to that has had them on the menu has always offered some form of fried potatoes that I always take.
    I've yet to regret this decision.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    grits should be creamy and buttery

    biscuit should be flaky as fuck, nearly able to levitate it's so light

    cornbread is wonderful but about as mexican as doritos locos tacos

    By that, do you mean the most Mexican thing on earth?

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Oh hey, I ain't been chatting much lately, but here are some of my 'murica experiences so far

    we went to Cracker Barrel, allowing me to experience a 'country boy breakfast' featuring pork chops, grits, gravy and a biscuit. Grits suck. Gravy and biscuit (actually a scone) was great.

    we also went to a Mexico Sports Bar which sold cornbread. Hot dang, cornbread is tasty.

    we also went to the non edible Boston Museum Of Science. It was fun!

    grits are amazing, you just have to add enough butter and salt

    though cracker barrel doesnt exactly make the best of any food so i'll let your opinion pass. for now.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2014
    I think I spend too much money, but I was looking at my spending for the year and don't really see a way to trim much fat. Could probably save A lot eating out less, but otherwise I don't really see where I'm over spending. Maybe I should cancel showtime?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I was squinting at spool's doritos los tacos

    does he mean ... the most authentic, or obviously-least-authentic-and-thus-the-most-authentic ...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Grits and cornbread are gross fyi

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