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2014 Remembrance Thread

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    apparently, heather snow

    Please do not ever, under any circumstances, say things like this if you are not 100% in possession of all the facts. It is incredibly irresponsible.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    up to that point, i found out exactly when he did that it was a botched attempt

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I am now breathing a sigh of relief because my grandfather is coming home from the hospital; it wasn't a stroke, it was more along the lines of extreme exhaustion (easy when you're almost 87) and a gout flare-up which killed his appetite and exacerbated the exhaustion ... also some dehydration and nausea from the gout.

    On the flip side of the coin, my stepfather had a doctor's appointment today because his latest x-ray couldn't explain his chest pain so a CT scan was needed. He broke a rib last year, but even at his age, the rib would have long since healed.

    So I'm in the kitchen and I'm cleaning the dishes from late-lunch/early-dinner when he comes into the living room with his doctor's orders:

    "He sees a hard mass between the ribs and he wants me to see an oncologist. Guess I need to make out a bucket list."

    With my right hand to God, this is the *EXACT* speech my mother belted out with zero-seconds-preparation:

    "Oh, boo-fucking-hoo! Do you know how many benign tumors and cysts I've had sliced out of my uterus? Over a dozen! You're talking about a bucket list when it's probably a goddamned stack of pancakes sticking to your ribs! You don't sit there and whine and piss and moan and give up the fight before it even starts, you put your fucking game face on!"

    Gee, Mom, did you *intend* to spawn and raise a jarhead or did that shit just come naturally?

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Your mom is cool

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    um, does snow mean something besides all the white stuff that's on the ground here?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    um, does snow mean something besides all the white stuff that's on the ground here?

    Yes, it's her last name.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im not a fan of dying on the hill of being a stubborn ass, but well, i was pretty convinced

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Mistakes happen. Those situations are always extremely tense and stressful for everyone, so it's good to give folk have some wiggle room.
    I'm super tired tonight, but I gotta stay up and make sure a person is safe tonight myself, so you all have my sympathies.

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