Everyone Agrees That [Nintendo] Has Met With A Terrible Fate

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »
    what an actor looks like is like

    the least important part of a casting decision

    with the whole Ganondorf thing, I'm just kind of annoyed that people are taking the one main character who isn't vaguely generically Caucasian and/or Japanese and casting a white guy in his place

    like, the consistent thing between his depictions is that he's a tall, dark, red-haired man
    the first and third can be fixed with clever camera angles and makeup, but if you have the chance for some diversity in your casting why not take it?

    Well, the thing is, people aren't necessarily picking white actors over colored ones, just actors that they think would play him well, who happen to be Caucasian. I mean, saying "this character is dark skinned, we need a dark skinned actor to play him" is problematic in its own way, especially when he's not specifically linked to a real-world ethnicity in the first place.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I kinda wish it were animated, the image at the top of the article looks so great

    a big problem-- Link only rarely fights humans. How are you going to portray Lizalfos and Poes and bosses? Not everyone can be Ganon and Ghirahim and Twinrova

    What's he gonna do, kill Gerudo warriors with his sword? Not on board

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait...wait....wait...Tilda Swinton and David Bowie have a baby and when that kid turns 12 HE/SHE PLAYS LINK!

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    For a Zelda live action show I'd like them to do something that wouldn't be fun if it were done in a video game. Something like Link being a middle aged man serving under Queen Zelda and training his replacements. There'd be negotiations with other kingdoms for whatever reason, with Ganon(dorf) being the driving force of one or all of the other kingdoms' ridiculous demands. Less action, more story, including backstory on Link saving the day as a teen being why he's so trusted by Zelda in the present.

  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Maybe it'll be pink hair Link from LttP

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Wait...wait....wait...Tilda Swinton and David Bowie have a baby and when that kid turns 12 ze/zhe/bitches PLAYS LINK!

    If ever there were a time to use a gender-neutral pronoun, this is it.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »
    what an actor looks like is like

    the least important part of a casting decision

    with the whole Ganondorf thing, I'm just kind of annoyed that people are taking the one main character who isn't vaguely generically Caucasian and/or Japanese and casting a white guy in his place

    like, the consistent thing between his depictions is that he's a tall, dark, red-haired man
    the first and third can be fixed with clever camera angles and makeup, but if you have the chance for some diversity in your casting why not take it?

    Well, the thing is, people aren't necessarily picking white actors over colored ones, just actors that they think would play him well, who happen to be Caucasian. I mean, saying "this character is dark skinned, we need a dark skinned actor to play him" is problematic in its own way, especially when he's not specifically linked to a real-world ethnicity in the first place.

    it's less "this character is dark skinned, we need a dark skinned actor play him" and more "media is severely lacking in dark-skinned characters which sucks both just as a general thing and especially for dark-skinned actors, so take every opportunity you can to cast dark-skinned people and maybe even fudge things to throw in more dark-skinned actors because it doesn't actually matter"

    and the gerudo are a pretty thinly veiled (and sorta racist) analogue to middle eastern people

    a culture that lives in a far-off desert that worships a different religion

    the blocks in the spirit temple even had the Islamic star and crescent moon symbol originally until muslims complained and Nintendo removed it (along with the chanting in the fire temple)

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait did the chanting actually say words

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait did the chanting actually say words

    iirc it was verses from the koran

    which is considered taboo by many muslims for the same reason depictions of muhammed are

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Guys please sign my change.org petition to stop Netflix from RUINING THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SERIES AND NINTENDO AND THE VIDEO GAME WORLD.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Several versions of Ocarina of Time were produced, with later revisions featuring minor changes such as glitch repairs, the recoloring of Ganondorf's blood from crimson to green, and the alteration of the music heard in the Fire Temple dungeon to remove a sample of an Islamic prayer chant.[33][68] The sample was taken from a commercially available sound library, but the developers did not realise it contained Islamic references. Although popularly believed to have been changed due to public outcry, the chanting was in fact removed after the company discovered it violated their own policy to avoid religious material in games,[68] and the altered versions of Ocarina of Time were made prior to the game's original release

    i think i was getting it mixed up with LittleBigPlanet, which had a similar thing and was actually recalled so that copies with the song containing koran verses didn't get out

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place

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  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U34MFcJdGCo
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place
    that's because of ratings issues, IIRC

    you can't have blood in a children's game!

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place

    i always just took it to mean he has green mutant magic blood, not that he was vomitting

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Is a show happening or are people just being weird

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place

    i always just took it to mean he has green mutant magic blood, not that he was vomitting

    Are you suggesting that the change in his skin tone is actually due to a change in the color of his blood

    Would htat

    Huh

    Does that make sense?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Is a show happening or are people just being weird

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-SEB-86552

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U34MFcJdGCo
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place
    that's because of ratings issues, IIRC

    you can't have blood in a children's game!

    it's sort of crazy how many iconic riffs in zelda songs are just distorted versions of stock sound samples

    and in some cases they're not even really distorted!

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Changing Ganondorf's blood to puke in that sequence is still kind of a dumb change

    Like, he coughs up blood. It's a good, short indicator of how badly you just beat his ass.

    And, in order to be less gross

    You actually have him vomit all over the place

    i always just took it to mean he has green mutant magic blood, not that he was vomitting

    Are you suggesting that the change in his skin tone is actually due to a change in the color of his blood

    Would htat

    Huh

    Does that make sense?

    twinrova and ganondorf are the only ones with that weird sickly green skintone, the rest of the gerudo are just sort of generically middle-eastern looking

    so yeah new headcanon there is a special form of taboo gerudo dark magic that turns your blood and skin green when you are a practictioner of it and ganondorf learned how to use it from koume and kotake, the women who raised him

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Kotake and Koume have very normal brown skin, though. In-game, I mean. They look like Ganondorf did before he obtained the Triforce

    Power apparently changed him a very great deal

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    I honestly did not even realize Ganondorf's skin color changed

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    where are people getting this green skin idea from, I never noticed him having green skin in ocarina of time

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    guys thats lighting

    not his skin tone

    the lighting is weird and green in that area

    links skin also looks different

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    also a live action zelda seems like a bad idea

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    where are people getting this green skin idea from, I never noticed him having green skin in ocarina of time

    Part of it is probably down the lighting of the arena where you fight him in the N64 version, but his skintone is still noticeably different - in the short bit where you can see him before he transforms into Ganon, he's definitely less olive-skinned and more olive-skinned

    They ended up running with it more in his subsequent appearances; in Wind Waker his skin tone was definitely brown with a green twinge to it, and in Twilight Princess they just went full muddy green from the get go

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Also this is getting dangerously, dangerously close to an argument I had with @SilverWind two days ago

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  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
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    Compare that to the rest of the Gerudo:
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    This image from what I think is OoT3D has a less green skin tone, but it's still pretty different from the rest of the Gerudo (less orange, for starters):
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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    The worst arguments we have are always about Zelda. Always.

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    That's Ganondorf's model from Melee, not OoT3D

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    This is starting to sound like an argument from a prior superhero thread...

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular

    Aphostile wrote: »
    Sorry guys I already having the casting decisions.

    You know how we signed Adam Sandler to do movies? Turns out he wants to branch out into video game tv shows too.
    His emmy winning role as Tingle will move you yo years.
    After the mario movie disater I assume a Nintendo is basically living at the netflix production office with a stick that says nope

    I expect zero famous peeps casting the perfect actors is gonna be nintendos top pirority not basic cable name recognition.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
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    dude's got a pretty clearly greenish hue to him

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    also i dunno where you got the idea that koume and kotake don't have that same green shade of skin?

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    they're even greener than ganondorf

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    The official art isn't very representative - Kotake and Koume are brown-skinned, not green-skinned - but yeah he had a tint to him before, probably the mark of his magic

    It's just

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    After the Triforce of Power it got way more pronounced

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    i'm pretty sure that's just a lighting thing

    that shot at the end is in a bright whit void so it's going to make colors seem brighter

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    also i dunno where you got the idea that koume and kotake don't have that same green shade of skin?

    they're even greener than ganondorf

    Really hard to find in-game shots of them in anything approaching neutral lighting

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    And that's all I've got to say on the subject I guess

    I can accept the idea that he was vomiting up green blood instead of just bile

    It still looks dumb though

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    that looks pretty green to me???

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Racist

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Oh and could we not whitewash a character that is suppposed to be from a nomadic dessert tribe that is clearly based on islamic culture ?


    Shit like that is how we get Gnarly surfer Jake Gyllenhal as prince of persia

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