Closer than my Peeps you are to me (Easter thread)
Peccavi
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That right, even though you may still have snow on the ground, springtime has arrived and it's time to celebrate the festivals of Eostre (any Australians about to give me lip about how it's actually fall there, shut up your hemisphere is the loser hemisphere shut up shut up shut up). Having survived the cold winter months, Easter is a time when we celebrate the returning warmth by getting naked in the bedroom and banging like rabbits.
Of course, the consequence of all this springtime sex is babies, symbolized by the chocolate eggs and bunnies we consume during these festivals. Endulge in all the cheap chocolate and unadulterated sugar you can find, Lent is over and it's time to start enjoying yourself again.
If you're wondering what all of this has to do with the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, I ask you what evergreen trees have to do with the birth of a Jewish man in the Middle East.
Special shoutouts to Shaggy, who apparently is still performing.
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Those peeps look so cute aargh.
I was just planning on hoovering up the supermarket leftovers on tuesday.
he's a sweet old guy
MR. LOVA LOVA
MMMMM
It's a nostalgic (and fucking delicious) reminder of home, so Imma go eat the ears right now
I thought I was the only one who felt this way!
It's a way to make gluttons feel less self-conscious at the checkout. Like "Serves 2" microwave meals - you can pretend to the cashier that you will be sharing that lasagne with somebody, maybe adding a garden salad, despite both of you knowing that in two hours you'll be sitting alone in front of the TV eating it directly out of the container.
Or maybe that's just me.
I thought most people felt this way?
'MERICA.
In other news my mom got us a little malteasers cardboard bus filled with chocolate bunnies! She treats us like kids for certain things and we all milk it XD
I haven't had any mini eggs this year though and that NEEDS to be fixed.
I'm watching her.
She shreds potatoes... Ok
Next seasoning... Good
Now a can of cheese soup... Interesting
Now half a cup of butter...
Now 16oz of sour cream...
Then a finely chopped onion.
"So this is a healthy dish?" I ask her.
"Yup"
We grabbed a big BJs bag of easter candy on Friday, and my mother boiled eggs to dye later (which I thought was neat).
I hated Easter candy as a kid so I would get a little present with some chocolates as my basket. I'll probably still only eat Reeses eggs.
That sounds terrible.
Give it to me and I'll get rid of it...
I like marshmallow covered in chocolate. Big difference.
This was his response...
" Thanks, I'm so ready to meet my maker. I'm just hopeful that I'll see you and your family in heaven."
WHAT?
they're chocolate "eggshells" with a creamy mousse filling. they're bigger than cadbury's, but they're also less viscous and sweet, meaning you don't want to die immediately after eating one
Regular peeps are unpleasant, but there are these chocolate and peppermint ones (basically peppermint bark) around Christmas time which are actually really good.
I got a few of them in an after-Christmas sale, and they were just mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I will go pick up some cheap post-easter candy tomorrow or some other time later this week.
Not too much though. Trying to cut down.
Oh man, it's awesome he likes Dragon Age too!
(And thanks for getting that song stuck in my head, Peccavi. :P )
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First time her fiancee's family and mine are getting together.
My mom will be there, shes bringing my uncle who moved in with her because he has nowhere else to go. They are both angry alcholics. Super excited.
I will eventually