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Cinco de Mayo!

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
It's Cinco de Mayo! Which roughly translates to "That day in America everyone does shots of tequila, drinks Corona (optional), and overall gets flat out drunk.

It's also my birthday! But as a cruel twist of fate, I can't drink not even once. So you have to drink even more!

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Talk about yonder plans of nighttime festivities that you shall attend! Discuss drunken stories of ribaldry! Etc.! It's Cinco de Mayo! The day we stole from Mexican culture to turn into a day where we just flat out drink!

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    corona is among the best beers you can buy at a gas station

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday Munkus

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Corona is bad.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    My local Moe's is doing a $5 burrito special today

    I will probably eat a burrito

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Corona is bad.

    Your opinion is bad.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I prefer tecate for my terrible Mexican swill.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Corona is bad.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I can't buy Tecate at Florida gas stations! I can't buy it anywhere in Florida actually I've literally never seen it on shelves

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Its pretty decent for what it is. Not as good as say negra modelo but then again what is

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  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    But why drink Corona if you've got options

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    minirhyder wrote: »
    But why drink Corona if you've got options

    because it is very good

  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    i'm gonna eat at chipotle today

    not because it's cinco de mayo, though, that's just what i eat

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion The Land of Flowers (and Dragons)Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I can't buy Tecate at Florida gas stations! I can't buy it anywhere in Florida actually I've literally never seen it on shelves

    Total Wine sells it.

  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    minirhyder wrote: »
    But why drink Corona if you've got options

    because it is very good

    Nawww, there are at least 5 beers in any given store that are way better

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Jasconius wrote: »
    corona is among the best beers you can buy at a gas station

    This is not anywhere near true in Chicagoland/NWI/SWMI.

    It's probably not even true in Florida.

    Do they not sell Dos Equis there? Because Dos Equis is better than Corona, if we're just talking mass-market Mexican style beers.
    Almost anything is better than Corona

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Today is also my mother's birthday and my best friend from high school.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I will probably have some lagunitas IPA tonight.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Don't be so Mayo

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    corona is among the best beers you can buy at a gas station

    This is not anywhere near true in Chicagoland/NWI/SWMI.

    It's probably not even true in Florida.

    Do they not sell Dos Equis there? Because Dos Equis is better than Corona, if we're just talking mass-market Mexican style beers.
    Almost anything is better than Corona

    I've had both and I strenuously disagree

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  • NijaNija Registered User regular
    Reminder that Cinco de Mayo isn’t actually a national Mexican holiday. it is a holiday that is only celebrated in Puebla and it commemorates Mexican armies fighting off the invasion of French armies even though the French armies outnumbered the Mexican forces. It is not “Mexican Independence Day,” that’s celebrated on September 16th.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Corona can be bought for $9 for a regular bottle over here :rotate:

    It's one of our fancy beers

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Corona gives me the worst fucking hangovers.

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Corona is bad.

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    You gotta try this Belgian ale!

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Hrm. My wife is going to be at a work thing (and is pregnant anyway) and my friends are out of town. Maybe I'll go see Age of Ultron?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I'm probably going to go to a board game cafe and play some games and drink some coffee tonight.

    Tuesday is a dumb day to have a drinking holiday occur on.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Happy surprise beating the French day!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Liking Corona is ok and Corona is ok. It's light, not bitter, and somewhat refreshing. There are beers better at those things but you can do much worse.

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  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    I don't always drink beer..
    well... yes. Yes I do.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Corona is the worst beer.

    Actually, Heineken is the worst beer. Corona is second worst.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If you want a good yellow beer in a clear bottle find a Landshark. Those aren't bad.

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    If you want a good yellow beer in a clear bottle find a Landshark. Those aren't bad.
    yes

    landshark is what corona wants to be

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  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    Or any craft summer ale. They're made to be light and refreshing, and they also have flavors. Good ones.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I just hope people keep their shit together tonight.

    I'm going to a concert, and forgot what today was.

    People in this city lose their minds on holidays like this and I'd rather not be in the middle of it.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Heineken is ok too it just skunks really easily for some reason. I'd blame the green bottle but I've never had a skunked Beck's which is pretty much the same beer.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Not everyone wants to get into the craft beer scene out spend the extra money on craft beer... I get that.

    But Corona tastes like the urine of satan after he's been eating asparagus.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Not everyone wants to get into the craft beer scene out spend the extra money on craft beer... I get that.

    But Corona tastes like the urine of satan after he's been eating asparagus.

    No. That's Sam Adams Irish Red.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    This is an interesting article regarding the date.

    http://zinnedproject.org/2012/05/rethinking-cinco-de-mayo/

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Costco has a Mexican beer pack with Tecate, Sol and Dos Equis.

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion The Land of Flowers (and Dragons)Registered User regular
    So my grocery store is all excited about Cinco De Mayo and has every avodaco in the city on display. The manager proudly told me he made sure they all came in fresh this morning.

    Every last one is hard as a rock and unripe.

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