Scarlett Johansson to star in Jenna Jameson biopic

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well it's Hollywood, so expect lots of body doubles, and then for the closeups - mayonnaise.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.

    This is exactly how I describe movies.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlets too cute to be a porn star

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.

    This is exactly how I describe movies.

    Same here, it drives my wife nuts because she's always trying to guess where the actor or actress is from and I just rattle it off.

    Hunter on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.

    This is exactly how I describe movies.

    Same here, it drives my wife nuts because she's always trying to guess where the actor or actress is from and I just rattle it off.

    My fiancee is crazy good at that.

    She has the uncanny ability to name the actor doing voice work in commercials, too. It's insane. I never even pay attention, but I'll be working on the computer or something and she'll see a couple seconds of a comemrical and be all "Dennis Quaid."

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest

    I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest

    I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.

    triple-pen scene with the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" playing in the background

    believe it or not, Iiiiiiiii'm walkin' on air....

    slap slap slap slap

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    you cant have a famous person play another famous person.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest

    I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.

    The thing that always gets me is when people call it a violent gang-rape. Like there is a nice, wholesome, tender gang-rape out there somewhere, waiting for people to love.

    Hunter on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, maybe this movie will usher in a whole new series of movies about porn stars' lives. I wanna know what happened to Chasey Lain when she disappeared for two years and came back looking haggard, or that one star from the 70s who was underage when making her films.
    Traci Lords isn't much of a mystery.

    Anyway I don't see how this is going to work really. Scientific studies have shown that Scarlett Johansson is exactly 8,450 times more attractive and classier than Jenna Jameson.

    Seriously, what is the draw in going to see a movie where they make her less attractive?

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    God, first she announces she's recording a studio album and now this.

    WHY MUST THE GOOD ONES TURN OUT TO BE IDIOTS

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest

    I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.

    The thing that always gets me is when people call it a violent gang-rape. Like there is a nice, wholesome, tender gang-rape out there somewhere, waiting for people to love.

    Well, guys, I appreciate the gentle nature of all of you but I am afraid I am still going to report this. Thanks for avoiding my eyes though.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man, maybe this movie will usher in a whole new series of movies about porn stars' lives. I wanna know what happened to Chasey Lain when she disappeared for two years and came back looking haggard, or that one star from the 70s who was underage when making her films.
    Traci Lords isn't much of a mystery.

    Anyway I don't see how this is going to work really. Scientific studies have shown that Scarlett Johansson is exactly 8,450 times more attractive and classier than Jenna Jameson.

    Seriously, what is the draw in going to see a movie where they make her less attractive?

    That's how you get an oscar.

    "God bless her for pretending to stoop to her level."

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the ruuuudest

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn it, Question, you are gonna get this shit locked.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I thought you guys liked to party

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I swear to god ?mark man, you get this locked....

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I thought you guys liked to party

    shit all my DARE training is slowly coming back

    i'd love to party, ?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If I become an E! television corespondent do I get to feel up Scarlett Johanson's boobs too?

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I suppose you could do whatever you wanted

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what the fuck was the context for that boob grab

    that was like a boob pinch almost

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    what the fuck was the context for that boob grab

    that was like a boob pinch almost

    I just did a search on it. Apparently one of the fashion type hosts on E saw her at a red carpet event and fondled her up, claiming she had like the nicest boobies in Hollywood. He was royally gay though, so it's all OK.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i was flipping through channels when that happened.
    he was just like im gay hey nice tits.
    maybe his sexuality has just been an elaborate ploy to one day feel scarlet johanson up on nation television beginning back in her home alone days.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I want to know what she's saying

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cookie-cutter tramp to play cookie-cutter tramp in movie.
    more at 11.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

    My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    well , fuck

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

    My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.

    Quickly, for me.

    Oh well.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

    Man, I'd be squealing like a sissy and picking out curtains while nailing her doggy style.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey I'm almost 30

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    I swear to god ?mark man, you get this locked....

    You know that ? is a question mark, right?

    You just called him question markmark man.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

    Man, I'd be squealing like a sissy and picking out curtains while nailing her doggy style.

    :^: AND h5

    You know what I'm talking about.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah haha, and i would have sex with men
    high 5!
    haha

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    cookie-cutter tramp to play cookie-cutter tramp in movie.
    more at 11.

    hah, because Scarlett Johansson is just like every other two cent whore

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

    My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.

    Quickly, for me.

    Oh well.

    I used to love her back when I saw Lost In Translation.


    Now.....Man.

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