The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.
I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest
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The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.
This is exactly how I describe movies.
Same here, it drives my wife nuts because she's always trying to guess where the actor or actress is from and I just rattle it off.
The only good part about The Island was watching Scarlett wiggle and bounce through countless chase scenes. OK, when Obi Wan Kenobi and Boromir were fighting at the end it was kind of cool, and then the black dude from Gladiator gets there and helps Nelix from Voyager escape.
This is exactly how I describe movies.
Same here, it drives my wife nuts because she's always trying to guess where the actor or actress is from and I just rattle it off.
My fiancee is crazy good at that.
She has the uncanny ability to name the actor doing voice work in commercials, too. It's insane. I never even pay attention, but I'll be working on the computer or something and she'll see a couple seconds of a comemrical and be all "Dennis Quaid."
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I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest
I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.
I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest
I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.
triple-pen scene with the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" playing in the background
I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest
I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.
The thing that always gets me is when people call it a violent gang-rape. Like there is a nice, wholesome, tender gang-rape out there somewhere, waiting for people to love.
Man, maybe this movie will usher in a whole new series of movies about porn stars' lives. I wanna know what happened to Chasey Lain when she disappeared for two years and came back looking haggard, or that one star from the 70s who was underage when making her films.
Traci Lords isn't much of a mystery.
Anyway I don't see how this is going to work really. Scientific studies have shown that Scarlett Johansson is exactly 8,450 times more attractive and classier than Jenna Jameson.
Seriously, what is the draw in going to see a movie where they make her less attractive?
I'm envisioning PG-13, a myspace page as the official site, Simple Plan doing like 90% of the soundtrack, and one of the boys from Supernatural as the love interest
I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.
The thing that always gets me is when people call it a violent gang-rape. Like there is a nice, wholesome, tender gang-rape out there somewhere, waiting for people to love.
Well, guys, I appreciate the gentle nature of all of you but I am afraid I am still going to report this. Thanks for avoiding my eyes though.
Man, maybe this movie will usher in a whole new series of movies about porn stars' lives. I wanna know what happened to Chasey Lain when she disappeared for two years and came back looking haggard, or that one star from the 70s who was underage when making her films.
Traci Lords isn't much of a mystery.
Anyway I don't see how this is going to work really. Scientific studies have shown that Scarlett Johansson is exactly 8,450 times more attractive and classier than Jenna Jameson.
Seriously, what is the draw in going to see a movie where they make her less attractive?
That's how you get an oscar.
"God bless her for pretending to stoop to her level."
I just did a search on it. Apparently one of the fashion type hosts on E saw her at a red carpet event and fondled her up, claiming she had like the nicest boobies in Hollywood. He was royally gay though, so it's all OK.
i was flipping through channels when that happened.
he was just like im gay hey nice tits.
maybe his sexuality has just been an elaborate ploy to one day feel scarlet johanson up on nation television beginning back in her home alone days.
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This is exactly how I describe movies.
Same here, it drives my wife nuts because she's always trying to guess where the actor or actress is from and I just rattle it off.
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My fiancee is crazy good at that.
She has the uncanny ability to name the actor doing voice work in commercials, too. It's insane. I never even pay attention, but I'll be working on the computer or something and she'll see a couple seconds of a comemrical and be all "Dennis Quaid."
I am currently envisioning the gang-rape scene with "How Could This Happen to Me?" in the background.
triple-pen scene with the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" playing in the background
believe it or not, Iiiiiiiii'm walkin' on air....
slap slap slap slap
The thing that always gets me is when people call it a violent gang-rape. Like there is a nice, wholesome, tender gang-rape out there somewhere, waiting for people to love.
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Seriously, what is the draw in going to see a movie where they make her less attractive?
WHY MUST THE GOOD ONES TURN OUT TO BE IDIOTS
Well, guys, I appreciate the gentle nature of all of you but I am afraid I am still going to report this. Thanks for avoiding my eyes though.
That's how you get an oscar.
"God bless her for pretending to stoop to her level."
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shit all my DARE training is slowly coming back
i'd love to party, ?
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that was like a boob pinch almost
I just did a search on it. Apparently one of the fashion type hosts on E saw her at a red carpet event and fondled her up, claiming she had like the nicest boobies in Hollywood. He was royally gay though, so it's all OK.
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he was just like im gay hey nice tits.
maybe his sexuality has just been an elaborate ploy to one day feel scarlet johanson up on nation television beginning back in her home alone days.
more at 11.
My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.
Quickly, for me.
Oh well.
Man, I'd be squealing like a sissy and picking out curtains while nailing her doggy style.
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You know that ? is a question mark, right?
You just called him question markmark man.
:^: AND h5
You know what I'm talking about.
high 5!
haha
hah, because Scarlett Johansson is just like every other two cent whore
I used to love her back when I saw Lost In Translation.
Now.....Man.