Scarlett Johansson to star in Jenna Jameson biopic

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    big calves gross me out

    its just like this muscle sticking out the side of your leg

    like a tumor or something

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    good thing you also have a thing for cocks

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I agree with trent, I think a test run around her body may make me a believer.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Calves are hella cool

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I dunno, to me calves denote one of two things

    a: the woman has exercised in her life, or
    b: she just happened to be shaped kind of right and so she got lazy.


    lazy women generally smell

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    translation: undefined 'bleh' calves = smelly backyard or frontyard or whatever the kids are saying these days

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    this is a glorious day indeed

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    translation: undefined 'bleh' calves = smelly backyard or frontyard or whatever the kids are saying these days

    so you just translated that into something completely incomprehensible.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    grug wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    translation: undefined 'bleh' calves = smelly backyard or frontyard or whatever the kids are saying these days

    so you just translated that into something completely incomprehensible.


    bad calves = bad, smelly woman

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would love to see the percentage of accuracy on that claim.

    I am betting that it is extremely low.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah, probably...I'm basing it on like, one girl

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wouldn't excercise make them smell bad

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Or you know...not showering after excercise

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no cause they would shower cause they aren't lazy

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trent

    trent

    no

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Okay here is the solution.

    Me and scarlett do some calve excercises together

    and then we shower

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    then i bang her

    good deal?

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Big birthin' hips

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »

    Damnit, why won't she show us her nipples? If the girl wants to be naked so bad, why doesn't she just go to Playboy and say "Hey, would you like to photo me naked and sell a million copies of your magazine?"

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    shes got normal calves you guys, shes not a body sculptor

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man those knee socks are killing me here

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't understand, what's bad about wide hips?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mavinash wrote: »
    I don't understand, what's bad about wide hips?

    nothing

    wide hips are fantastic

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Mavinash wrote: »
    I don't understand, what's bad about wide hips?

    nothing

    wide hips are fantastic

    Carry on.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what... the fuck is wrong with all of you?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    High standards

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    man

    fuck the haters

    I would have sex with that girl

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    High standards
    has anyone posted the "pointy knees" fark screenshot yet?

    PS: This woman is attractive. She's not the worlds most attractive person, but I would place my penis in her vagina and mouth orafices.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would bone Scarlett 17 ways from thursday.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    High standards

    Its not even that. Its trying to somehow insinuate their taste in women is better than others.

    Then they post a pic of their girlfriend, and she's pretty "meh"

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Scarlett looks amazing in film and such, but for some reason pictures of her seem...off, to me.

    Like there's something wrong with her face but I can't pinpoint what it is.

    This is exactly how I feel with Natalie Portman

    Except also in films.

    That is perfection gentleman.

    Its like the uncanny valley of hotness

    It's because she's retarded. You can see it in her face.
    Look at that picture there of her with her boobies almost hanging out, she's all "duhhhhh I like mittens, want to grope my ta tas?"

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just need clarification for why wide hips are a bad thing. Really, my brain hurts because of this thought. Who hates them?!?

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Eva Green is spectatular. I rented Casino Royale on Blu-ray just so I could sit there and count her freckles.

    She was even better in Kingdom of Heaven. I mean, a lot better, tons better... but the role was just a lot more important to the story... Good movie too, except for the whole Attack on Gondor scene at the end with Legolas..

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Its not even that. Its trying to somehow insinuate their taste in women is better than others.

    Then they post a pic of their girlfriend, and she's pretty "meh"
    I dunno dude, my girlfriend is pretty fucking hot.

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    Eva Green is spectatular. I rented Casino Royale on Blu-ray just so I could sit there and count her freckles.

    She was even better in Kingdom of Heaven. I mean, a lot better, tons better... but the role was just a lot more important to the story... Good movie too, except for the whole Attack on Gondor scene at the end with Legolas..

    ROLF archers in war, whoda thunkit?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Its not even that. Its trying to somehow insinuate their taste in women is better than others.

    Then they post a pic of their girlfriend, and she's pretty "meh"
    I dunno dude, my girlfriend is pretty fucking hot.

    I'm not saying she's not.


    But then, you're not saying you wouldn't bone Scarlett.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I'm not saying she's not.


    But then, you're not saying you wouldn't bone Scarlett.
    I am notable for being a slut.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't think anyone is saying they wouldn't bone scarlett johannson.

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd hope not.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have never seen Cals lady.

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