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X-COM: [Phalla]nemy Unknown: Day 8 - X-COM Victory!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Like a Razor.

    Poor Gina :(

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Oh god did I just sign up for a Chryssalid Phalla?!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    Oh god did I just sign up for a Chryssalid Phalla?!

    "It's gonna get you VIRGIL!"
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    Egos attempts to shoot Jeff Goldblum with Plasma Rifle. He misses. Turn over. Chryssalid Jeff Goldblum moves five spaces and eats Virgil.
    Egos panics and shoots Burnage.

    Egos on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    That voting thing looks interesting

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    !Base, this is Big Sky, who unloaded all the Heavy Plasma rifles?!

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    ... wondering what the signup colours mean; kime has read the OP better than I have.

    discrider on
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  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Let's count some votes...

    Preda on
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Let's research that tech, yeah!

    Research laser weapons, sell laser weapons, turn into global high tech arms broker. What aliens?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Welcome Back, Commander

    Also, good luck trying to hold onto South America. Those jerks are always the first to pull their funding.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Robot online

    Gumpy on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Robot online

    Great! A new plasma bolt sponge!

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Like a Razor.

    Poor Gina :(

    Razors don't know about identical twins. They just cut and cut.

    38thDoE on steam 
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    I'm totally going to be playing a campaign of the game during this Phalla with all the players as my recruits, and we're all going to die horrible deaths in it.

    Please make me the assault guy. My me on my game had an almost supernatural ability to charge into a death trap and walk out Alice and surrounded by dead aliens

    Hi Santa/Satan!
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Can I design everyone's characters with glorious beards and neon hair?

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  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Grunt's Ghosts is a sniper with Squadsight. Always. With Ghost Armor. Duh.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I have great affection for being an assault and doing things that ought by any rational expectation to be suicidal.

    That's X-Com, baby!

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    X:COM, where everyone playing could get day oned and it would not be unusual.

    Let's take our chances, sign up.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    chamberlain wrote: »
    X:COM, where everyone playing could get day oned and it would not be unusual.

    Let's take our chances, sign up.

    Play Impossible mode and that's every mission. Even the tutorial mission.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Robot online

    Great! A new plasma bolt sponge!

    I will grasp your plasma bolts and break them across my iron knee

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    If two soldier shoot the same person and that person dies, do they both level up?

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Can I design everyone's characters with glorious beards and neon hair?

    I demand a beard at least as good as my RL one.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.

    Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.

    Burnage on
  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Burnage, let me know if you want a custom configuration file with folk from the phalla. I've got a script that generates it.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.

    Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.

    Strap me in the robot

    Give me the giant punching fist

    Steam Steam Steam
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    If two soldier shoot the same person and that person dies, do they both level up?

    Yes.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Sounds like we need a third vote then.

    Red vote for the vote death.
    Blue vote for Commander.
    Purple vote for the target everyone shoots that night in order to level up.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Stop giving the village ideas, Baidol! You don't even know if you're village.

    gawd ;-)

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Sounds like we need a third vote then.

    Red vote for the vote death.
    Blue vote for Commander.
    Purple vote for the target everyone shoots that night in order to level up.

    Pink to reveal your birthday.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Sounds like we need a third vote then.

    Red vote for the vote death.
    Blue vote for Commander.
    Purple vote for the target everyone shoots that night in order to level up.

    Good luck getting in range.

    I DID think about these things, guys.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Sounds like we need a third vote then.

    Red vote for the vote death.
    Blue vote for Commander.
    Purple vote for the target everyone shoots that night in order to level up.

    Good luck getting in range.

    I DID think about these things, guys.

    That sounds like a challenge.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.

    Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.

    Just give me a pistol and a stun prod, I'll get you those prisoners!

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    So we're at 33 in less than 24 hours. Encouraging!

    7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    So we're at 33 in less than 24 hours. Encouraging!

    7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.

    Christ, so many numbers. What are you, an illuminati? An algebrati?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    So we're at 33 in less than 24 hours. Encouraging!

    7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.

    Christ, so many numbers. What are you, an illuminati? An algebrati?

    Math major.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    So we're at 33 in less than 24 hours. Encouraging!

    7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.

    Christ, so many numbers. What are you, an illuminati? An algebrati?

    Math major.

    A geomertrati? A calculati?

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    So we're at 33 in less than 24 hours. Encouraging!

    7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.

    Christ, so many numbers. What are you, an illuminati? An algebrati?

    Math major.

    A geomertrati? A calculati?

    In other words:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    my blue vote for charmander

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Elgyem and Beheeyem will be shot on sight.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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