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Bad "Food" Thread: We Talk About The Garbage We Put Inside Us

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Just ate a Grilled Stuft Nacho. Probably my new favorite Taco Bell item.

    Yeah it's pretty good although mine was remarkable flat. Like, it didn't seem like there was nearly enough 'stuft' in it.

    I think my favorite thing from Taco Bell is probably the sriracha thing. It's not particularly spice as I was hoping it would be, but it is pretty damn tasty.

    Honestly love the double-decker taco supremes for just good ol' fashioned yumminess. It'd be better if they used doritos locos tacos for the hard shell, but still pretty good.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I got a cotton candy frappucino thing from starbucks and it is very good.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    On second glance is there... is there like... gravy on that?

    You bet your ass.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    This fourth of July I'm going to make my own goddamn Cheesy Blasters, but I'm going to use Polish Kielbasa instead of regular ass hot dogs and I'm going to wrap them in bacon before I wrap them in pizza.

    I will be the Frankenstein of food.

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    Pics or it didn't happen!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I got a cotton candy frappucino thing from starbucks and it is very good.

    That sounds really good!

    I'm more of a latte guy though myself.

    Cause I like hot drinks.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Pics or it didn't happen!

    I will provide, but you will have to wait until the 4th of July!

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Practice run?

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    On second glance is there... is there like... gravy on that?

    It is, if you're lucky

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I got a cotton candy frappucino thing from starbucks and it is very good.

    I split one of those with my girlfriend yesterday and ours tasted like almost literally nothing. It was like drinking skim milk with just a tiny, tiny drop of raspberry juice.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Practice run?

    Look. I'm not making risotto, okay? If I can fuck up something involving kielbasa, pizza and bacon I don't deserve to live, do I?

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    On second glance is there... is there like... gravy on that?

    It is, if you're lucky

    See if you truly belonged to this thread your second glace should be "Wait....is there....is there NO GRAVY on that dish??? WTF???

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    builderr0r wrote: »
    I wish there was a Wienerschnitzel around here. I want that Triple Cheese Double Bacon.

    Pretzel dogs or bust

    Pretzel dogs with cheese dip!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    builderr0r wrote: »
    builderr0r wrote: »
    I wish there was a Wienerschnitzel around here. I want that Triple Cheese Double Bacon.

    Pretzel dogs or bust

    Pretzel dogs with cheese dip!

    This is everything I never knew I needed in my life

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    I never eat hot dogs from fast food joints because they almost always have secret chicken in them. Same reason I don't eat most frozen pizzas, since their pepperoni almost always has secret chicken in them as well (at least with frozen pizza it's far easier to discover said chicken since it's usually on the front of the box).

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I got a cotton candy frappucino thing from starbucks and it is very good.

    I split one of those with my girlfriend yesterday and ours tasted like almost literally nothing. It was like drinking skim milk with just a tiny, tiny drop of raspberry juice.

    Oh really? The one I had was great!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I actually prefer my hot dogs to be mixed meat. Somehow feels even more offensive. I can remember a time when Fridays were basically stop and get a bag of buns and a pack of hot dogs on the way home and just stay up all night feasting on that and mountain dew.

    @The Hanged Man all this talk about hot dogs

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I never eat hot dogs from fast food joints because they almost always have secret chicken in them. Same reason I don't eat most frozen pizzas, since their pepperoni almost always has secret chicken in them as well (at least with frozen pizza it's far easier to discover said chicken since it's usually on the front of the box).

    Unannounced Meats!

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    I never eat hot dogs from fast food joints because they almost always have secret chicken in them. Same reason I don't eat most frozen pizzas, since their pepperoni almost always has secret chicken in them as well (at least with frozen pizza it's far easier to discover said chicken since it's usually on the front of the box).

    Unannounced Meats!

    Keep it Secret. Keep it Safe.

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Tox wrote: »
    I actually prefer my hot dogs to be mixed meat. Somehow feels even more offensive. I can remember a time when Fridays were basically stop and get a bag of buns and a pack of hot dogs on the way home and just stay up all night feasting on that and mountain dew.

    @The Hanged Man all this talk about hot dogs

    Mixed meat dog on a Friday hits the whole checklist. Offensive to Jews and Muslims (pork), to Hindus (beef), to Cathloics (meat on Friday), to Buddhists (meat at all), to Discordians (Hot Dog Buns), and for bonus points in the Lightning Round to Mormons (Mountain Dew) and Mogwai (eating after midnight).

    Congratulations. In the name of Eris, I proclaim you the new Grand Counter-Pope of the Whole Wicked Earth.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I actually prefer my hot dogs to be mixed meat. Somehow feels even more offensive. I can remember a time when Fridays were basically stop and get a bag of buns and a pack of hot dogs on the way home and just stay up all night feasting on that and mountain dew.

    @The Hanged Man all this talk about hot dogs

    Mixed meat dog on a Friday hits the whole checklist. Offensive to Jews and Muslims (pork), to Hindus (beef), to Cathloics (meat on Friday), to Buddhists (meat at all), to Discordians (Hot Dog Buns), and for bonus points in the Lightning Round to Mormons (Mountain Dew) and Mogwai (eating after midnight).

    Congratulations. In the name of Eris, I proclaim you the new Grand Counter-Pope of the Whole Wicked Earth.

    It's not Lent, so Catholics may partake.

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I just had the Olive Garden meatball sandwich where the bread is made out of the breadsticks

    that was pretty good

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    our kiwi burger place, BurgerFuel currently has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Burger as their special. Mushrooms, pepperoni, mozzarella, and the usual burgerfuel stuff.

    If it wasn't for the pepperoni, I would so be all over that.

    I love BurgerFuel.
    http://www.burgerfuel.com/nz/

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I got a cotton candy frappucino thing from starbucks and it is very good.

    I split one of those with my girlfriend yesterday and ours tasted like almost literally nothing. It was like drinking skim milk with just a tiny, tiny drop of raspberry juice.

    Oh really? The one I had was great!

    We were pretty disappointed. I think I'll try it again at a different Starbucks. I want to believe that it's as good as it sounds.

    The lemon bar frappuchino also sounds really good.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I just had the Olive Garden meatball sandwich where the bread is made out of the breadsticks

    that was pretty good

    Not gonna lie, I like olive garden and don't understand what people mean when they say it's not real Italian food.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Is Olive Garden authentic Italian food? Well, probably not, but it's still pretty good and that's all that matters.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Ate a sketchy ass microwave chimichonga that that's been in the freezer for at least 3 months.

    Pretty sure I know what I'm going to be doing when I wake up tomorrow.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    Is Olive Garden authentic Italian food? Well, probably not, but it's still pretty good and that's all that matters.

    Their northern tour of Italy is very tasty, I would definitely recommend it

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    It's hard for me to eat anything at Olive Garden after I've gorged myself on salad and breadsticks.

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    For the longest time, when I was just a baby, I thought Red Lobster was super high end restaurant. Red Lobster was the place you go for a SUPER DUPER occasion.

    Turns out I was just from a relatively poor family and we couldn't afford anything more.

    Olive Garden is like that when it comes to Italian food. It's Italian Food for poor people.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    And there's nothing wrong with that.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    Hell, I love it like that.

    IF I have a choice between spending $300 on one meal at a 5 star restaurant or go to Olive Garden 30 times at $10 dollars each. I'm going to Olive Garden 30 freaking times.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Hell I'm grown and still think red lobster is expensive and only for special occasions.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    For the longest time, when I was just a baby, I thought Red Lobster was super high end restaurant. Red Lobster was the place you go for a SUPER DUPER occasion.

    Turns out I was just from a relatively poor family and we couldn't afford anything more.

    Olive Garden is like that when it comes to Italian food. It's Italian Food for poor people.

    I feel like Red Lobster legitimately used to be a lot better than it is now.

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    FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    Olive garden is to Italian food like Chinese takeout is to Chinese cuisine.

    It's good in it's own unique Americanized way.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I miss ragazzi's. There's a local place that's pretty good for Italian. They also have the best pizza I've had in recent memory.

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Hell I'm grown and still think red lobster is expensive and only for special occasions.

    That occasion is:

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Fazoli's was my favorite quick Italian chain. Sadly, all have closed around here.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Foomy wrote: »
    Olive garden is to Italian food like Chinese takeout is to Chinese cuisine.

    It's good in it's own unique Americanized way.

    I feel like red bowl or on the border are better examples. On the border is good, Mexican style food. I wouldn't call it Mexican food.

    It's like cheese. There's real, authentic cheese, then there's the "cheese food product" us poor folks buy

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