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because of the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust, you see
and packed full of gooey hot ham and melted cheese?
I can't wait until lunchtime!
cutting a ham and cheese hot pocket in half and then squeezing it so the ham starts to slip out is a pretty handy visual aid when trying to explain the bacony maw to coworkers
because of the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust, you see
and packed full of gooey hot ham and melted cheese?
I can't wait until lunchtime!
cutting a ham and cheese hot pocket in half and then squeezing it so the ham starts to slip out is a pretty handy visual aid when trying to explain the bacony maw to coworkers
jam a hot dog in there and then spray mayonnaise into their eyes
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited April 2007
are you saying you are a scabby hamcrotch, WaM?
Is that what you are saying?
Is the nethermouth overflowing with piping hot cheese and pork?
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
my hamcrotch brings all the boys to the yard
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited April 2007
back when i worked as a cook we had these foot and a half long hot dogs (the unofficial name for them was the The Homewrecker)
a fun thing to do with new waitresses was to hang one out of your fly behind your apron, then tell her that you need to show her something, and then lift the apron
well, i did it to a waitress that'd been there for awhile
she rolls her eyes, and then SLOOSH
i'd cored a hole through the middle of the dog then screwed it onto a squeeze bottle of mayo held between my legs
squeeze the legs together and MAYONNAISE FOUNTAIN ON YOUR SHOES MISS
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited April 2007
oh man
you had me at Homewrecker, but that shit just got better and better
little dude asks his dad "where do babies come from?"
"You know what fucking is?"
"Yeah."
"That's where babies come from."
"Oh."
Seriously, I feel that was superior to anything he did in The Simpsons. Ackbar and Jeff's Snack Shak! "Where the elite meet to eat reheated meaty treats!"
back when i worked as a cook we had these foot and a half long hot dogs (the unofficial name for them was the The Homewrecker)
a fun thing to do with new waitresses was to hang one out of your fly behind your apron, then tell her that you need to show her something, and then lift the apron
well, i did it to a waitress that'd been there for awhile
she rolls her eyes, and then SLOOSH
i'd cored a hole through the middle of the dog then screwed it onto a squeeze bottle of mayo held between my legs
squeeze the legs together and MAYONNAISE FOUNTAIN ON YOUR SHOES MISS
man I can't wait for this game, I've been waiting my whole life for some sort of multiplayer-online-fantasy-role-playing game in a middle-earth setting with swords and sorcery and dungeons and dragons.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
Plus for some reason they are letting dudes who played the open beta keep their characters if they preordered the game, so the day it comes out 90 percent of the population will be level 15 anyway.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited April 2007
does it only go up to 15 or something?
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited April 2007
nah, 15 ain't that much
you can get there in like three days
it aint that big of a deal
the game ain't too special, though
it has its moments, and a few neat things about it
but it feels a lot like a generic MMO with lots of fetch quests and some hobbits or something
Well I simply can not wait to perform dozens and hundreds of 'fetch' quests in order to make a "level up" bar move half a millimeter every 218 hours and get new weapons and armor that will be obsolete in 2 days and explore exciting new dungeons 478,000 times each!
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is it because it sort of sounds like a vagina euphemism?
I don't know.
because of the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust, you see
there was some serious business in there
and packed full of gooey hot ham and melted cheese?
I can't wait until lunchtime!
i hate huge threads
they get impossible to sort through and are just generally kinda ugly
scabrous
yup
pretty good word
cutting a ham and cheese hot pocket in half and then squeezing it so the ham starts to slip out is a pretty handy visual aid when trying to explain the bacony maw to coworkers
Messy eater.
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
jam a hot dog in there and then spray mayonnaise into their eyes
"....and that is where babies come from, Xander."
it had the best comic in it
little dude asks his dad "where do babies come from?"
"You know what fucking is?"
"Yeah."
"That's where babies come from."
"Oh."
Is that what you are saying?
Is the nethermouth overflowing with piping hot cheese and pork?
a fun thing to do with new waitresses was to hang one out of your fly behind your apron, then tell her that you need to show her something, and then lift the apron
well, i did it to a waitress that'd been there for awhile
she rolls her eyes, and then SLOOSH
i'd cored a hole through the middle of the dog then screwed it onto a squeeze bottle of mayo held between my legs
squeeze the legs together and MAYONNAISE FOUNTAIN ON YOUR SHOES MISS
you had me at Homewrecker, but that shit just got better and better
also
I really like the word nethermouth
Oh god
Homewrecker
okay, see, this is something we can agree on.
psst
it's gonna suck poop
Plus for some reason they are letting dudes who played the open beta keep their characters if they preordered the game, so the day it comes out 90 percent of the population will be level 15 anyway.
you can get there in like three days
it aint that big of a deal
the game ain't too special, though
it has its moments, and a few neat things about it
but it feels a lot like a generic MMO with lots of fetch quests and some hobbits or something
for the open beta, yeah.
I'm actually not too sure on the level cap for release.
I think it's 50 or something.
but i bet it'll end up being exactly like every other shitty mmo in the goddamned universe so bleh
I dunno
I have real high hopes for that one
also, Warhammer
that's pretty exciting
hm
weird
an mmo that caught my eye by promising to not have other people around
too bad they're both coming out around the same time