It's Time for Rifftrax

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Also @Lost Salient alert

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    The Twilight Rifftrax are
    ... line?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Madican wrote: »
    I've never really watched a legitimate MST3K episode, but I've watched compilations of their best moments. Whenever I'm driving the piddly little golf cart around work I will inevitably say out loud, "Put your helmets on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!"

    If you ever need to kill 90 minutes, several episodes are just straight up on YouTube I think, and it's fairly easy to find the non-DVD episodes elsewhere.
    Keep circulating the tapes

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Do you think there's beer on the sun?

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Also the Rifftrax of the Star Wars Holiday Special is annual treat for me. However, I think the original recording they used doesn't exist anymore online so the best you can do is find something very close but doesn't quite sync up as well.
    They actually (somehow) got the rights to sell that one pre-synced now! I dunno how opposed you are to paying twice for the same material, but it's super convenient. I also like revisiting that one from time to time.
    I think I spent less than five bucks on the original, so I'm not terribly opposed to double dipping for something I know I'll watch once a year.

    They have the rights to sell it because if Lucas sued it meant he'd have to acknowledge the Special's existence. Actually, how old is that pre-synced video? Maybe Disney doesn't give a shit.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular

    I'm really looking forward to having an excuse to post "Hired (Original Broadway Cast)" in the near future.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Roll Fizzlebeef

  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    On our first date my wife suggested we watch MST3K. I knew then I'd found a keeper.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    NO SPRIIIIIIIINGS

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Rorus, where does Coily fit in God's plan for us?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5cEpoHLFOk

    This is probably one of the best episodes of MST3k just in terms of what they did with how little they had to work with.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The Red Zone Cuba episode can be used to medically induce severe depression

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    The Red Zone Cuba episode can be used to medically induce severe depression

    Impossible, not with John Carradine's upbeat classic, 'Night Train to Mundo Fine' playing.

    Seriously though, I don't think I've ever actually watched a Coleman Francis movie straight through. At some point I always just completely lose focus and go on to play a video game or something.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    The Red Zone Cuba episode can be used to medically induce severe depression

    Yeah, I watched this one once. Like, Manos is just straight up incompetent, Hobogoblins at least seems to know how bad it is, and The Starfighers is just super-boring. They were able to make hay with all of these. Not even the riffs can save RZC, though.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Also, I got a new bookshelf recently, so I did the most sensible thing I could figure:
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    The Red Zone Cuba episode can be used to medically induce severe depression

    Yeah, I watched this one once. Like, Manos is just straight up incompetent, Hobogoblins at least seems to know how bad it is, and The Starfighers is just super-boring. They were able to make hay with all of these. Not even the riffs can save RZC, though.

    It has this incredible malaise to it, like its the maximum combination of boring and stupid and mean spirited and pointless

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    red zone cuba sounded painful even for the guys trying to make fun of it

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Also, I got a new bookshelf recently, so I did the most sensible thing I could figure:
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    I've got the vol. 10 with the Godzilla movie

    that still worth anything?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Also, I got a new bookshelf recently, so I did the most sensible thing I could figure:
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    I've got the vol. 10 with the Godzilla movie

    that still worth anything?

    Used copies on Amazon start at $400, so... yeah.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Man, we saw the Sharknado Rifftrax Live and I remember leaving the theater not even wanting to eat because my throat was so raw from laughing. I still think my favorite thing these guys have done is the original MST3K movie, though. Especially the line about the Kingdome when the ceiling started falling on the alien.

  • 411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    red zone cuba sounded painful even for the guys trying to make fun of it

    Well, it did cause Mike to believe he was Carol Channing...

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    411Randle wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    red zone cuba sounded painful even for the guys trying to make fun of it

    Well, it did cause Mike to believe he was Carol Channing...

    best riff in that episode was "what's the hole for?" when he hands that guy the ring.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    As an upper-midwest boy, I particularly love the regional humor in MST3K. Occasionally they'll make a Wall Drug or Corn Palace reference and it just warms my heart.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Also @Lost Salient alert

    Hell yeah, I've had this thread open since I saw it! But I'm on holiday at the shore so I'm not internetting at my usual pace.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Huh, the Rifftrax site apparently just sent out a free $10.00 gift certificate to a bunch of their customers under the guise of 'enticing them back!'

    I've actually purchased a bunch of shit from them lately so I'm not sure how I got on that list, but shit I'll take the free money. Anyone have any suggestions for a movie? Preferably one of the download and stream ones where you don't have to buy the DVD. I've already got: Fun in Balloon Land, Mario Bros., Sword and the Sorcerer, Kingdom of the Spiders, Star Wars Christmas, House on Haunted Hill and Santa's Village of Madness. I've also got a bunch of the shorts, but I'm more in the mood for a feature-length film anyhow.

    As an aside, I highly suggest making a Rifftrax account if you like the MST3K crew. They send out rewards, gifts and coupons on a pretty regular basis!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    The NatGeo "Total Riff Off" specials are pretty good (they riff on bad nature shows).

    Cool as Ice is a movie that exists purely to be a Vanilla Ice vehicle, so I think that sells itself. Hawk the Slayer is a pretty MST3K-esque offering. There's a McBain, but it's with Christopher Walken, not Ranier Wolfcastle.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I would watch a lot more Rifftrax if I wasn't a big whiny baby about having to sync up the movies myself

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I would watch a lot more Rifftrax if I wasn't a big whiny baby about having to sync up the movies myself

    If I have legal access to the movie, I buy the Rifftrax, then go out and find a copy that someone has already synced, because, yeah, the extra effort of syncing it myself is pretty frustrating.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Also, I got a new bookshelf recently, so I did the most sensible thing I could figure:
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    Yeah but do you have a chunk of the SoL in yours?
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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    No, I missed that :(

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Night of the Lepus is fucking incredible

    Though be warned it was made seven thousand years ago back when people still had tails and you could shotgun dozens of live rabbits in front of a camera for entertainment purposes and there were no jails to send you to

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Speaking of collectables, anyone here ever tried their hand at bot-building? I've thought about it, but I'm not sure how easy all the parts are to obtain these days.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Speaking of collectables, anyone here ever tried their hand at bot-building? I've thought about it, but I'm not sure how easy all the parts are to obtain these days.

    If you want to build a Tom Servo, start with an old fashioned style gumball machine.

    If you want to build anything else, I am of no particular help.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Speaking of collectables, anyone here ever tried their hand at bot-building? I've thought about it, but I'm not sure how easy all the parts are to obtain these days.

    If you want to build a Tom Servo, start with an old fashioned style gumball machine.

    If you want to build anything else, I am of no particular help.

    The official name for them is "executive snack machine" and in my preliminary research I had trouble finding the right ones.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    They've got exactly what you want at http://www.antiquegumball.com/

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    They've got exactly what you want at http://www.antiquegumball.com/

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    Excellent! Thanks.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Oh hey a thread about my favorite show of all time

    Rifftrax has been hit and miss for me because of the format and movie selections, but the entire Twilight series was just roll-on-the-floor-clutching-your-sides-trying-to-breathe funny

    If I had to pick one MST3K episode as my absolute favorite

    ...Pumaman

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