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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Blake T wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    To be fair, I don't think @Knob gives a flying fuck what some random stranger on the internet thinks about his marriage.

    This, really. If I gave a hot dog fart about what anyone else thought, I wouldn't have proposed on Friday and got hitched on Sunday, I wouldn't have had a reality tv personality do the ceremony, and I wouldn't have had my ring tattooed on. I'm happy, everyone else feel free to hate away.

    l

    Hangon let's back up a step.

    Which reality TV personality?

    Heather Maranda from Epic Ink

    We had her do it because she's a close friend, ordained to officiate a wedding, and is a tattoo artist

    The reality tv personality thing is just fun coincidence





    ...actually wait. Flava Flav. It was Flava Flav.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    To be fair, I don't think @Knob gives a flying fuck what some random stranger on the internet thinks about his marriage.

    This, really. If I gave a hot dog fart about what anyone else thought, I wouldn't have proposed on Friday and got hitched on Sunday, I wouldn't have had a reality tv personality do the ceremony, and I wouldn't have had my ring tattooed on. I'm happy, everyone else feel free to hate away.

    l

    Hangon let's back up a step.

    Which reality TV personality?

    Heather Maranda from Epic Ink

    We had her do it because she's a close friend, ordained to officiate a wedding, and is a tattoo artist

    The reality tv personality thing is just fun coincidence





    ...actually wait. Flava Flav. It was Flava Flav.

    I get those two confused a lot too.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh cool. I've not seen that one before.

    I love tattoo shows where people aren't arseholes.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    The only tattoo reality shows I've seen are ink master and tattoo nightmares.
    The former definitely has assholes and some okay tattoos, and the latter I thought had some exceptional tattoos.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Epic Ink is about big nerds doing fanboy tattoos on big nerds

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    The only tattoo reality shows I've seen are ink master and tattoo nightmares.
    The former definitely has assholes and some okay tattoos, and the latter I thought had some exceptional tattoos.

    My issue with tattoo nightmares is that a lot of their flashback are straight up *phobic.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    To be fair, I don't think Knob gives a flying fuck

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »

    I seriously read that as like, a hot dog farting. Then I thought about it a bit more and realized it is a dog with a hot fart.

    The imagery of a hot dog farting is going to be in my head for a while, though, and I really appreciate this post for such.

    I did the same thing, but parsed it first as Hot Dog, the food, then as Hot Dog, like, the dog is attractive and all the other dogs of compatible orientations are like "Mm, yes please!", and then finally settled on the realization that the fart itself was what was hot, purely in the temperature sense, and the dog was merely the delivery vector.

    There is no conceivable better way that I could have spent the last two minutes, nope!

    I totally interpreted it as a fart that smells like hot dogs.

    Gizzy on
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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    I was thinking a really bad fart that resulted from eating a lot of hot dogs.

  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    It's that time of night on PoF
    Cocktails followed by rough sex?

    Gosh I wish I could sleep.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    It's that time of night on PoF
    Cocktails followed by rough sex?

    Gosh I wish I could sleep.

    Clearly you have the patience of a saint to endure such base axioms being thrown at you constantly. I hope you are able to sleep peacefully soon too, you deserve it.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    not falling for it, okcupid

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    My housemate has met a guy from tinder and he is really great. It gives me hope. Plus it's so nice to spend time with a guy! Not just a million teenage girls!

    Oh well I have a break for a month now. Maybe the new year will bring about a miracle.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    maybe you'll meet a nice apple farmer back in Somerset

    settle down, raise some pigs

  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    My brain is being a dick tonight.

    Hopefully it clears up before I see my lady friend tomorrow.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    maybe you'll meet a nice apple farmer back in Somerset

    settle down, raise some pigs

    Down at the old pig and apple orchard do the pigs stuff the apple in their mouth and then climb onto the spit? Because that sounds too adorable to cook.

    But pig is also delicious...

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My brain is also a bad brain.

    I wish I could remove it for a bit. Maybe the air would do it good.

    Ah well. I just gotta keep busy with appointments and such.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    maybe you'll meet a nice apple farmer back in Somerset

    settle down, raise some pigs

    Down at the old pig and apple orchard do the pigs stuff the apple in their mouth and then climb onto the spit? Because that sounds too adorable to cook.

    But pig is also delicious...
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    It's just a little airborne it's still good it's still good.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited December 2015
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So my roommates have started suggesting I just drop all of my shit on the first date.
    Gal: "So, you're really into board games?
    Me: "Oh yeah, I love them."
    Gal: "Oh, anything else you're really into?"
    Me: "Choking."
    Gal: "What?"
    Me: "Oh, not other people! Me, I like to be choked."
    Gal: "Ugh... I..."
    Me: "And heaven help me if I catch a witch's nose because I will suck on that."

    I don't know, maybe?

    Is it specifically witches' noses that do it for you, or is it just that they tend to have good noses for suckin' on?

    I have to imagine its both because a woman with a nose peaking off her face will totally turn me on.

    But like all good things, there is a proper way to go about this type of indulgence.

    There is a map to the face.

    Zonugal on
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    pigs are the best animal

    don't eat pigs

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    If you don't eat pigs they'll eat you

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    yeah well you're all jerks so it's win/win

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Bacon is delicious.

    Your argument is invalid.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Haha. I don't know what to do or how to cope with this whole not having friends anymore thing.

    Like make new friends is what everyone tells me but they are just going to use me and abandon me like an unwanted dog too.

    Fuck.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    this sounded like the most important bit
    Loneliness, depression, and social isolation also contribute to the excess mortality associated with bereavement, divorce, or never having married. A Harvard study reported that socially isolated men have an 82% higher risk of dying from heart disease, compared with men who have strong interpersonal relationships. And the New England Research Institute reported that 66% of men rely on their wives for their primary social supports; only 21% rely on other people, and 10% have no such supports. Clearly, subtracting a wife greatly increases a man’s risk of isolation.

    Yay :(
    I guess I am dying alone and painfully and poor

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    pigs are the best animal

    don't eat pigs

    A friend of mine had a pig for a pet
    When I came back from a tour of the South Pacific I asked what happened to it
    Best Ribs I ever had he exclaimed
    The pig had died and he was at a loss what to do with it since animal funeral services were kind of out of the way at the time he took it to the local butcher


    He also had the largest mini dutch rabbit I have ever seen about a meter long and big
    He said it was either a freak or he got lied to when he got it

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Regardless of whether or not it is delicious I don't think I could eat something I've named.

    Once it has a name it is no longer food.

    It is pet.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Bacon is delicious.

    Your argument is invalid.

    Bacon is the Dullest of all the cuts of the animal.

    Do you know where bacon comes from?

    The belly.

    Do you know what the best part of the pig is?

    Roast pork belly with crackling.

    Blake T on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Regardless of whether or not it is delicious I don't think I could eat something I've named.

    Once it has a name it is no longer food.

    It is pet.

    That is why I remember that event as he really said he had no idea what to do with it when it died since he lived deep in the city and in an apt I can understand he had no idea but what he did well I still have no idea
    I would not do it but there are services to help you with your pet now compared to then

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Oo I got a message on OKC
    Hey want to join my Wife's gang bang?

    well thanks I'm out I will press my luck again somewhere else as thank you for proving this is not the town for me

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Probably a bot.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Probably a bot.

    Sadly no it was a real page carefully filled out and such I don't think someone would take the time to do that with a bot

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Gangbang bots aren't a thing. It's almost certainly real.

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Yiiiiiiiiiiikes

  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    what the heck I am never invited to the gang bangs

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Yeah, what's the deal wit that

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Gangbangs really vary from person to person.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Gangbangs really vary from person to person.

    If I've told once, I've told you a thousand times: stop reading my goddamned Hello Kitty diary.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I have had a very different experience to a lot of people from Tinder.

    I only ever got 2 dates from it.

    One of them developed into a girlfriend who I'm living with.

    So hurrah for tinder.

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