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Feeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
Feeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/20/nasa.gunfire/index.html
"A NASA spokesperson told CNN that all employees have been told to go home for the day."
so it's like a snow day for kids
except its bullets
"A NASA spokesperson told CNN that all employees have been told to go home for the day."
so it's like a snow day for kids
except its bullets
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/20/tallest.building.ap/index.html
Looks like a spiraled dildo
They're astronauts!
chicago's lesbian population spontaneously triples
STEAM!
great, just great.
Oh I hate Phantom Space Man!
and you know it's not gonna be the cute blond lipstick kind who will make out with chicks but ultimately fuck you
nope
250 pound bulldykes with short brown curly hair and motorcycles
oh shit O_o
but those are the ones who wouldn't be attracted to a dildo-esque apartment building
since you know it references the evil of man
STEAM!
they used to give out those glass fishbowl helmets and spaceman spiff pistols I thought
I know, when people mocked me i just went and kicked them in the balls when they weren't looking. i think it would send a stronger message if he kicked 32 people in the junk.
actually that's exactly the sort of dildo those types are okay with since it doesn't resemble a penis at all really
for all of their rawr i hate the cock shit those bulldyke types are the kind who fuck their girlfriends with strap ons
it's pretty funny, the irony of it all
i'm a pretty big fan of lesbians in general, even though it means i don't get to bone em
because they make my favorite kind of porn, so i approve of that
so they're into the like bulbous alien penis neon color ones
I heard it's preferred to strap it onto a leg because you get more control
you can thrust with more force as well
pretty much they are worn over the crotch as a porn thing and that's how most strapons are designed by default
that's odd, because most of the draw of lesbian porn is the fact that it's porn, with the distinct absence of cock
and you don't have any problem with that, do you
if you're good you can get in there and kind of dance a little jig
just go to town
nooooooooo fuckinggggggggg wayyyyyyyyyy
you know why i like lesbian porn the best?
because dudes in porn are often such douchebags
and are often so fucking ugly and hairy
it just kills my boner and i mean, the hell's the point of it then
but good quality lesbian porn is all sensual and soft and such with no demeaning bullshit or ugly dudes with their constipated o-faces
yessir
i likes me that
new fuckinguhguhguhguhguhguh wayeayeayeayeayeayaa
STEAM!
which is what i'm all about
But come to think of it, I wonder if I could get a job writing scripts for them.
Stage direction: Pound the vag for the next ten minutes.
well if you're just watching it, yeah
unless I was the one making the porn of course
All "GOD MY VAG IS EXPLODING WITH YOUR MIGHTY COCK SWORD"
I just wanted to watch some sex not feel like I'm watching some lady get traumatized by cock injections.
i looked into this
it is the most wonderful lesbian porn i have ever found