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Pacific Rim 2 is dead, who cares about [movies] anymore

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    blind fury rules

    Well it was written by the same man who did Gymkata
    Charles Robert Carner

    don't come at me like i ain't a gymkata encyclopedia

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I am here to reiterate that Brick is a really great film

    as is Krampus

    but I saw this on sale at a Big Lots the other day

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    has

    has anyone ever watched this film

    I mean

    You bought it right?

    You bought it and you're gonna tell us about it.

    Right?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I would argue you are remembering both the original Crouching Tiger and Michael Bay films not quite right

    There is like, one moment of CG in that trailer and the rest is all practical. I loved the original and this still looks great!

    Did Michael Bay change his style from "all style, no substance" while I wasn't looking?

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    How did he select which image of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub to use as his desktop

    a herculean task

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    How did he select which image of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub to use as his desktop

    a herculean task

    Even the wicked king Eurystheus placed only twelve labors upon the shoulders of Heracles

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    How did he select which image of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub to use as his desktop

    a herculean task

    I didn't spend too much time with the computer*, but I have to imagine he has it set to auto-rotate the background image. A neverending carousel of four dudes fuckin' in a hot tub.

    *There wasn't actually a single thing wrong with his computer, which makes me wonder if he has some hyper-specific fetish where he likes to make techies look at pictures of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub. Just going shop to shop, asking people to "check out" his "misbehaving machine"

    Poorochondriac on
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Is this use of "fuckin'" a verb, or just for color

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Is this use of "fuckin'" a verb, or just for color

    The former, with gusto and no small measure of athleticism.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    How did he select which image of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub to use as his desktop

    a herculean task

    I didn't spend too much time with the computer*, but I have to imagine he has it set to auto-rotate the background image. A neverending carousel of four dudes fuckin' in a hot tub.

    *There wasn't actually a single thing wrong with his computer, which makes me wonder if he has some hyper-specific fetish where he likes to make techies look at pictures of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub. Just going shop to shop, asking people to "check out" his "misbehaving machine"

    I wonder if each image of four dudes fuckin' in a hot tub they are in a slightly different position

    And if you made a flip book would they spin in a circle

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Maybe what was wrong with his computer was there was a picture of him and three other dudes in a hot tub fucking set as the desktop background

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    How did he select which image of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub to use as his desktop

    a herculean task

    I didn't spend too much time with the computer*, but I have to imagine he has it set to auto-rotate the background image. A neverending carousel of four dudes fuckin' in a hot tub.

    *There wasn't actually a single thing wrong with his computer, which makes me wonder if he has some hyper-specific fetish where he likes to make techies look at pictures of him and three dudes fuckin' in a hot tub. Just going shop to shop, asking people to "check out" his "misbehaving machine"

    I wonder if each image of four dudes fuckin' in a hot tub they are in a slightly different position

    And if you made a flip book would they spin in a circle

    They actually build a rocketship and launch it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Yeah, it was a cool idea, just a shitty movie

    And it was surprisingly frustrating to watch someone else use a computer like that

    Just UGH YOURE DOING IT WRONG, CLEAN UP YOUR DESKTOP, DAMNIT

    I fix Macs for a living, and I have long become numb to completely nightmarish desktops

    My every day is a sea of unsorted, loosely piled icons

    One dude's desktop image was him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub, and then the desktop had about sixty jpeg thumbnails loosely scattered around. They were all of him and three other dudes fuckin' in a hot tub

    I didn't know you worked on @Keith computer!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I am here to reiterate that Brick is a really great film

    as is Krampus

    but I saw this on sale at a Big Lots the other day

    MV5BODQ0OTA3MDM1OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTYxODk0Mw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg


    has

    has anyone ever watched this film

    I want to hurt you just for informing me that this exists and is a real thing.

    I wouldn't wish actually viewing it upon anyone.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I just kind of assumed everyone knew about that already

    It came out like five years ago

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Apparently the guy who directed it also made this one:

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    that cover actually makes me angry

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    He also directed what appears to be a Twilight parody called Breaking Wind

    And the entire series of Bad Ass movies (that Danny Trejo vehicle)

    And something called Saving Ryan's Privates

    Which isn't nearly as much of a cable porn as I wanted it to be

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I feel dirty for liking the original Bad Ass now.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I would argue you are remembering both the original Crouching Tiger and Michael Bay films not quite right

    There is like, one moment of CG in that trailer and the rest is all practical. I loved the original and this still looks great!

    Did Michael Bay change his style from "all style, no substance" while I wasn't looking?

    I think it was meant that clearly you must be misremembering something if you are conflating what you are seeing here with Bay.

    It's choreographed by Yuen Wo Ping, who choreographed the first one. And I'd argue that you either have forgotten or never watched wuxia films if you think this looks Bay-ish.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I feel dirty for liking the original Bad Ass now.

    Yeah I liked the first one then they just killed it.

    I like any time Danny Trejo gets work though.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    @Poorochondriac have you seen Rhymes for Young Ghouls? Netflix is recommending it to me.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I feel dirty for liking the original Bad Ass now.

    Yeah I liked the first one then they just killed it.

    I like any time Danny Trejo gets work though.

    He keeps busy, so you're an easy man to please. Isn't he on record as never turning down a gig?

    -Tal
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Poorochondriac have you seen Rhymes for Young Ghouls? Netflix is recommending it to me.

    I've not, but that's a pretty sick title. What's its deal?

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Poorochondriac have you seen Rhymes for Young Ghouls? Netflix is recommending it to me.

    I've not, but that's a pretty sick title. What's its deal?

    It's a horror flick that takes place on an Indian Reservation in the 70s

    Canadian, I think?

    I haven't seen it myself, I didn't realize it was on Netflix

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I didn't even realize it was horror. The description on Netflix says it's a gangster movie where reservation life forces a forces a girl into crime.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I didn't even realize it was horror. The description on Netflix says it's a gangster movie where reservation life forces a forces a girl into crime.

    Looking it up, I guess I was wrong

    I made some assumptions based on this horror ass movie poster

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    The brief description I read about it says it deals a lot with Indian Boarding Schools, which are pretty notoriously underrepresented in (mainstream) fiction. The HBO miniseries based on parts of Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee deals with them, Metal Gear Solid V made mention of them (which was deeply surprising to me), but that's about all I can think of off the top of my head.

    They were profoundly fucked up, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a movie em be a horror movie or a crime movie. It could veer into either, or both, with very little effort.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2015
    Maximum wrote: »
    I feel dirty for liking the original Bad Ass now.

    Yeah I liked the first one then they just killed it.

    I like any time Danny Trejo gets work though.

    He keeps busy, so you're an easy man to please. Isn't he on record as never turning down a gig?

    I'm going to test this by offering him a role in my kitchen production of Bye Bye Birdie.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    The best Danny Trejo movie is ghostquake

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Danny Trejo is opening a taco joint in Hollywood ("Trejo's Tacos," of course) and I'm so, so on board. They're currently hiring for all positions, so it won't be long now.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Wallstreet was right.

    "Creed" is good.

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Danny Trejo is opening a taco joint in Hollywood ("Trejo's Tacos," of course) and I'm so, so on board. They're currently hiring for all positions, so it won't be long now.

    Oh shit that's really close to my apartment

    I thought it was a joke and didn't know Trejo was actually involved in it

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I am currently watching Death at a Funeral (the British version). It's pretty funny! And Alan Tudyk is in it, which surprised me, and he does a very good English accent.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Should I go see creed and krampus tomorrow? Make my own double feature?

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That's not such a big deal, my mummy was also a woman. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    That's not such a big deal, my mummy was also a woman. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

    Boooooooooooo!

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Should I go see creed and krampus tomorrow? Make my own double feature?

    I haven't seen creed but its been unanimously praised and I thought Krampus was phenomenal

    So yes

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    That's not such a big deal, my mummy was also a woman. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

    Boooooooooooo!

    I'm sorry. :(

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