The [Love] Thread is home for all kinds of love, but especially the love of booze

Hacksaw

Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

ChicoBlue

I just shovelled a bunch of snow and all that hot, hard, physical labour has really loosened up some business downstairs and I am farting a whole lot.

rhylith

ChicoBlue wrote: »

I just shovelled a bunch of snow and all that hot, hard, physical labour has really loosened up some business downstairs and I am farting a whole lot.

It is 81F/27C here today.

JoeUser

Hacksaw wrote: »

Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

Secret James Joyce thread

OmnipotentBagel

I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

rhylith

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

Thanks for the warning Orpheus

Bedlam

Early this week one slipped out as I was walking out of the quiet room at the library. So pretty much everyone heard it.

Xaquin

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

You met a wonderful woman (or man) who shares your love for chili cheese burritoe with sour cream and white onions and now you're happily in a relationship with the person of your dreams?

Xaquin

Kamiro wrote: »

One thing I worry about new relationships is at what point can I fart without potentially grossing out the other person.

I created an OKC profile last night and "Liked" some profiles. I think tonight I'll start to work on actually messaging them. I think I've already gotten 3 bot messages, and I hadn't even finished creating my profile!

never.

Clint Eastwood

Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

OmnipotentBagel

Xaquin wrote: »

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

You met a wonderful woman (or man) who shares your love for chili cheese burritoe with sour cream and white onions and now you're happily in a relationship with the person of your dreams?

I'm pretty sure Dan Ryckert is already in a relationship.

Bedlam

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

Dutch Oven the ones you love.

The more they suffer the more it shows they really care.

Angelina

Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

hailtothekale

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

Nah, just laugh. Because farts are funny.

Xaquin

Bedlam wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

Dutch Oven the ones you love.

The more they suffer the more it shows they really care.

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn

JebusUD

I both laugh and apologize.

Or just make a guilty face.

OmnipotentBagel

Angelina wrote: »

Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

Angelina

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Angelina wrote: »

Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

Also the cleaner hoovered the hallway at 9am this morning. It made me so happy as I was already awake and the rest weren't.

miscellaneousinsanity

so, things with concert girl didn't pan out, not that i know what that would've even looked like

it was nice to feel alive again for a while but now it's back to being dead inside

https://youtu.be/6uRXBFNlYJ4

chromdom

I wish I could figure out dating.
Or farting.
Or farting on dates.

Rhesus Positive

JebusUD wrote: »

I both laugh and apologize.

Or just make a guilty face.

I blame a non-existent pet or the boiler

Hacksaw

Angelina wrote: »

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Angelina wrote: »

Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

Video games.

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

i been crushin' on somebody a little bit and i need it to stop

godmode

I went on a couple dates with a lady over the summer, then we stopped talking because she was difficult to talk to. We just didn't click or something, and in the short time I knew her we argued about the dumbest shit. Anyway, we hadn't spoken since August, until she texts me out of the blue the other night to ask me a question, and then she ends it with, "Well I hope you're happy and you find someone. I did and it's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. Good luck."
Cool, lady. Thanks for the update.

Tomanta

Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

Hacksaw

Tomanta wrote: »

Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

Fart on your friends in public. Establish social dominance.

Angelina

Hacksaw wrote: »

Angelina wrote: »

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Angelina wrote: »

Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

Video games.

My steam list would like this. My potential for getting assignments done wouldn't.

OmnipotentBagel

Tomanta wrote: »

Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

Practice?

Juggernut

Well I have a Tinder now and...

I don't know?

The people on here are all from the local college and there seems to be a wider variety I guess.

I don't really check it.

tynic

My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

Tomanta

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Tomanta wrote: »

Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

Practice?

That's really how I look at it. And something to get me out of my apartment.

Munkus Beaver

JoeUser wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

Secret James Joyce thread

Double Secret Robin Williams thread.

Rainfall

Tinder is garbage or I'm incompetent, hard to say which.

I might stop trying for the moment. Uninstall that shit off my phone and see what happens in The Real World. I start a yoga class in a month! That should be good for me, right?

Usagi

Petition for thread title change to [Love] means getting to say "Hey, smell this"

Munkus Beaver

Usagi wrote: »

Petition for thread title change to [Love] means getting to say "Hey, smell this"

Triple secret Hot Wet American Summer First Day of Camp thread.

JebusUD

tynic wrote: »

My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

I bet she did some silent but deadlies and blamed it on the trash can.

I think I've heard my wife really rip one maybe two or three times in 11 years. But the quiet ones, that's certainly a higher number. Or sometimes she will excuse herself to the other room for no apparent reason.

Sterica

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN wrote: »

i been crushin' on somebody a little bit and i need it to stop

It's okay...I already know.

Brovid Hasselsmof

JebusUD wrote: »

tynic wrote: »

My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

I bet she did some silent but deadlies and blamed it on the trash can.

I think I've heard my wife really rip one maybe two or three times in 11 years. But the quiet ones, that's certainly a higher number. Or sometimes she will excuse herself to the other room for no apparent reason.

No that's when you've farted.

Sterica

love 2 fart

Fig-D

So I've been dating this lady for two months and she hasn't kicked me to the curb yet. Tuesday we spent about two hours drinking and eating tacos, I spent about two hours trying to set up a WiFi extender and Amazon Fire Stick, and then about three hours laying in bed and cuddling.

I keep waiting for my luck to run out, but I'm really enjoying this!

Juggernut

Just live in the moment. It's way better.

Oh uh... TOTP.

So, yeah, fartin'. What's the deal, am I right?