Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

The [Love] Thread is home for all kinds of love, but especially the love of booze

HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
edited January 2016 in Social Entropy++
Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

Hacksaw on
«134567…99

Posts

  • Options
    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I just shovelled a bunch of snow and all that hot, hard, physical labour has really loosened up some business downstairs and I am farting a whole lot.

  • Options
    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I just shovelled a bunch of snow and all that hot, hard, physical labour has really loosened up some business downstairs and I am farting a whole lot.

    It is 81F/27C here today.

  • Options
    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

    Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

    So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

    Secret James Joyce thread

  • Options
    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

    cdci44qazyo3.gif

  • Options
    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

    Thanks for the warning Orpheus

  • Options
    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Early this week one slipped out as I was walking out of the quiet room at the library. So pretty much everyone heard it.

  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

    You met a wonderful woman (or man) who shares your love for chili cheese burritoe with sour cream and white onions and now you're happily in a relationship with the person of your dreams?

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    One thing I worry about new relationships is at what point can I fart without potentially grossing out the other person.

    I created an OKC profile last night and "Liked" some profiles. I think tonight I'll start to work on actually messaging them. I think I've already gotten 3 bot messages, and I hadn't even finished creating my profile!

    never.

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

  • Options
    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    I had Taco Bell for lunch. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

    You met a wonderful woman (or man) who shares your love for chili cheese burritoe with sour cream and white onions and now you're happily in a relationship with the person of your dreams?

    I'm pretty sure Dan Ryckert is already in a relationship.

    cdci44qazyo3.gif

  • Options
    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal
    Dutch Oven the ones you love.

    The more they suffer the more it shows they really care.

  • Options
    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

    Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

  • Options
    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal

    Nah, just laugh. Because farts are funny.

  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    Always apologize for farting near the person you love, you animal
    Dutch Oven the ones you love.

    The more they suffer the more it shows they really care.

    dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • Options
    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I both laugh and apologize.

    Or just make a guilty face.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Options
    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

    Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

    I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

    cdci44qazyo3.gif

  • Options
    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

    Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

    I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

    I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

    Also the cleaner hoovered the hallway at 9am this morning. It made me so happy as I was already awake and the rest weren't.

  • Options
    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    so, things with concert girl didn't pan out, not that i know what that would've even looked like

    it was nice to feel alive again for a while but now it's back to being dead inside

    https://youtu.be/6uRXBFNlYJ4

    uc3ufTB.png
  • Options
    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I wish I could figure out dating.
    Or farting.
    Or farting on dates.

  • Options
    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I both laugh and apologize.

    Or just make a guilty face.

    I blame a non-existent pet or the boiler

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Options
    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

    Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

    I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

    I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

    Video games.

  • Options
    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    i been crushin' on somebody a little bit and i need it to stop

    vQ77AtR.png
    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
  • Options
    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I went on a couple dates with a lady over the summer, then we stopped talking because she was difficult to talk to. We just didn't click or something, and in the short time I knew her we argued about the dumbest shit. Anyway, we hadn't spoken since August, until she texts me out of the blue the other night to ask me a question, and then she ends it with, "Well I hope you're happy and you find someone. I did and it's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. Good luck."
    Cool, lady. Thanks for the update.

  • Options
    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

    Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

    I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

  • Options
    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

    Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

    Fart on your friends in public. Establish social dominance.

  • Options
    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Housemates woke me up at 2:30am. At 3:30am I was sat in the kitchen eating gherkins out of the jar. I got back to sleep at 6am.

    Just started speaking to someone nice on tinder. However tomorrow morning I'm running away to Somerset for a whole month!

    I'm glad you're going to get some quality time away from the insanity your life has become, but man, this thread is going to be a much different place.

    I'll have no tinder dates, no desperate need to pee, and no horror stories. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

    Video games.

    My steam list would like this. My potential for getting assignments done wouldn't.

  • Options
    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

    Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

    I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

    Practice?

    OmnipotentBagel on
    cdci44qazyo3.gif

  • Options
    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Well I have a Tinder now and...

    I don't know?

    The people on here are all from the local college and there seems to be a wider variety I guess.

    I don't really check it.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • Options
    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • Options
    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Being permanently single means never having to worry about farting.

    Except, you know, when I'm with friends. Or in public.

    I have no idea why I started sending out messages on OKC / Tinder again. Or even look at them. Given my plans to move it's not like I can really go out on dates. Or, I would feel that way if I expected any date to go past the first. Or happen at all.

    Practice?

    That's really how I look at it. And something to get me out of my apartment.

  • Options
    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hey everyone, it's that time again: time for the love/farting thread.

    Post your romance or flatulence news in here, or your romance and flatulence news. If you need some help with your romantic woes, we might be able to lend aid. If you need help with producing stronger, higher quality, or even just louder farts, well I don't know what to tell you other than I'm sure your farts are fine and the right someone will love you for them no matter what.

    So yeah... post away! Or fart away! I don't care either way!

    Secret James Joyce thread

    Double Secret Robin Williams thread.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Options
    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Tinder is garbage or I'm incompetent, hard to say which.

    I might stop trying for the moment. Uninstall that shit off my phone and see what happens in The Real World. I start a yoga class in a month! That should be good for me, right?

  • Options
    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Petition for thread title change to [Love] means getting to say "Hey, smell this"

  • Options
    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Petition for thread title change to [Love] means getting to say "Hey, smell this"

    Triple secret Hot Wet American Summer First Day of Camp thread.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Options
    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

    I bet she did some silent but deadlies and blamed it on the trash can.

    I think I've heard my wife really rip one maybe two or three times in 11 years. But the quiet ones, that's certainly a higher number. Or sometimes she will excuse herself to the other room for no apparent reason.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Options
    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN wrote: »
    i been crushin' on somebody a little bit and i need it to stop
    It's okay...I already know.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • Options
    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    My sister has been married for five years and has still never farted in front of her husband.

    I bet she did some silent but deadlies and blamed it on the trash can.

    I think I've heard my wife really rip one maybe two or three times in 11 years. But the quiet ones, that's certainly a higher number. Or sometimes she will excuse herself to the other room for no apparent reason.

    No that's when you've farted.

  • Options
    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    love 2 fart

    YL9WnCY.png
  • Options
    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    So I've been dating this lady for two months and she hasn't kicked me to the curb yet. Tuesday we spent about two hours drinking and eating tacos, I spent about two hours trying to set up a WiFi extender and Amazon Fire Stick, and then about three hours laying in bed and cuddling.

    I keep waiting for my luck to run out, but I'm really enjoying this!

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
  • Options
    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Just live in the moment. It's way better.

    Oh uh... TOTP.

    So, yeah, fartin'. What's the deal, am I right?

    Juggernut on
    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
This discussion has been closed.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++