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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Nova could be a monk.

    Don't put that evil on him.

    Monks are fine if you houserule them!

    (Spot the fatal error in this argument)

    Monks are pretty cool if you pick a cleric and call it a monk.

    Agreed, in that I'm a huge fan of refluffing anything in D&D as anything else. I've played enough sorcerors-as-other-things (and a few Tome of Battle characters as wizards) that it doesn't bother me to do that kind of thing.
    milski wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    Nova could be a monk.

    Don't put that evil on him.

    Monks are fine if you houserule them!

    (Spot the fatal error in this argument)

    "If you houserule them" is pretty bad, especially because I have enough years with the homebrew community on gitp to know most people are incredibly bad at it.

    To be fair, 3.5 monks are undermined by the conflict between mobility and iterative attacks. Not just that they're a melee class with not good melee attack progression.

    3.5 monks were undermined by being one of the weakest martial classes in a game with a huge divide between martial classes and magic classes, and having the worst stat focus of any class ever written for D&D.

    I ate an engineer
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d18 for STR
    Geth, roll 1d18 for DEX
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CON
    Geth, roll 1d18 for INT
    Geth, roll 1d18 for WIS
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CHA

    STR:
    1d18 16 [1d18=16]
    DEX:
    1d18 1 [1d18=1]
    CON:
    1d18 1 [1d18=1]
    INT:
    1d18 14 [1d18=14]
    WIS:
    1d18 13 [1d18=13]
    CHA:
    1d18 13 [1d18=13]

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    an attractive girl doing squats at the gym is like a whole negative zone you can't look at because if you happen to be looking anywhere over there she'll look up and lock eyes with you

    my gym is very small so this was just a difficulty i encountered for the first time 10 minutes ago
    Keep eye contact and establish dominance.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    There are a bunch of college girls downstairs player Settlers of Catan.

    I am upstairs working on job stuff.

    My life.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    pfffffffft

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    There are a bunch of college girls downstairs player Settlers of Catan.

    I am upstairs working on job stuff.

    My life.

    Join them after job stuff?

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    There are a bunch of college girls downstairs player Settlers of Catan.

    I am upstairs working on job stuff.

    My life.
    Blow it off, initiate contact

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Are you guys rolling for characters for the next [chat] thread/campaign?

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Kitties at vet. They are not happy.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I just rolled the most useless character ever.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Trace is a Glass Cannon Barbarian
    I'm not even sure what CON as your only good score would get you Mortious. Maybe a Psion?

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i coulda sworn drake and josh started airing earlier

    like when i was in primary school

    might have been the amanda show?

    used to air after spongebob

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d18 for STR
    Geth, roll 1d18 for DEX
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CON
    Geth, roll 1d18 for INT
    Geth, roll 1d18 for WIS
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CHA

    STR:
    1d18 1 [1d18=1]
    DEX:
    1d18 14 [1d18=14]
    CON:
    1d18 16 [1d18=16]
    INT:
    1d18 18 [1d18=18]
    WIS:
    1d18 4 [1d18=4]
    CHA:
    1d18 12 [1d18=12]

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    The one full D&D campaign I've played was as a monk. He felt very useless in combat because even after leveling 2 or 3 times, I couldn't do anything other than punch stuff with basic damage.

    Take the Vow of Poverity.

    All the sudden your fists are +1 magic weapons.

    I mean monks can use weapons and by the time you get VoP to be +1, you can just buy a +1 weapon.

    Vow of Poverty is only a worthwhile feat in the situation where your D&D is stingy with both wealth-by-level and item selection, in which case he will probably feel that it is broken.

    I ate an engineer
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I just rolled the most useless character ever.

    Play the character anyways.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    how do you work around the facts that monks aren't really a broad archetype and you have to fit kung-fu masters into your world

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Are you guys rolling for characters for the next [chat] thread/campaign?

    I'm rolling for the lulz really.

    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for STR
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for DEX
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CON
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for INT
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for WIS
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CHA

    STR:
    5d6k3 14 [5d6k3=[6, 4, 4], 3, 1]
    DEX:
    5d6k3 9 [5d6k3=[5, 3, 1], 1, 1]
    CON:
    5d6k3 8 [5d6k3=[5, 2, 1], 1, 1]
    INT:
    5d6k3 17 [5d6k3=[6, 6, 5], 3, 2]
    WIS:
    5d6k3 16 [5d6k3=[6, 5, 5], 3, 1]
    CHA:
    5d6k3 14 [5d6k3=[6, 4, 4], 4, 1]

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    they're still making episodes of spongebob?

    must be one of the longest running cartoons now

    15+ years

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    what am I supposed to do with a 1 in con!?

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I just rolled the most useless character ever.

    Your resume isn't that bad

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I'll take it gets, alright I'm doing the thinking and I'll take the ass whoopins. Trace you can do the heavy lifting

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Geth, roll 1d18 for STR
    Geth, roll 1d18 for DEX
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CON
    Geth, roll 1d18 for INT
    Geth, roll 1d18 for WIS
    Geth, roll 1d18 for CHA

    This is actually a pretty good Psion.

    I ate an engineer
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ooh, a Mystic Theruge! Or maybe a Paladin.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRiWJWXVPM

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I'll die the moment an enemy looks at me!

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    pfffbbbbttt

    Trace on
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Gdn_SQL->ConditionExpr(VALUE, ARRAY) is not supported.

    oh dear

    Trace on
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    how do you work around the facts that monks aren't really a broad archetype and you have to fit kung-fu masters into your world

    My monk was an assassin that belonged to a reclusive order of assassins.

    .....that made a deal with demons and cast him out. So that was cool.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    what am I supposed to do with a 1 in con!?

    Die.

    I ate an engineer
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Oh, Psychic Warrior! Of course!

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    what am I supposed to do with a 1 in con!?

    Die.

    I ate an engineer
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    what am I supposed to do with a 1 in con!?

    Die.

    I ate an engineer
  • GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    Gator is a Wizard, maybe a Wizard/Sorcerer/Ultimate Magus

    that is a legit viable wizard

    @Trace has a strong fighter who is smart, wise and charismatic - but also is tetraplegic and has leprosy

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    what am I supposed to do with a 1 in con!?

    Die.

    I ate an engineer
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Oh, Psychic Warrior! Of course!

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    an attractive girl doing squats at the gym is like a whole negative zone you can't look at because if you happen to be looking anywhere over there she'll look up and lock eyes with you

    my gym is very small so this was just a difficulty i encountered for the first time 10 minutes ago
    Keep eye contact and establish dominance.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9a2RiUG1w

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    error

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    broken

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Gim wrote: »
    Are you guys rolling for characters for the next [chat] thread/campaign?

    I'm rolling for the lulz really.

    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for STR
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for DEX
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CON
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for INT
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for WIS
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CHA


    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for STR
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for DEX
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CON
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for INT
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for WIS
    Geth, roll 5d6k3 for CHA

    EDIT: so a ranger.

    STR:
    5d6k3 14 [5d6k3=[5, 5, 4], 2, 2]
    DEX:
    5d6k3 16 [5d6k3=[6, 6, 4], 3, 2]
    CON:
    5d6k3 15 [5d6k3=[6, 6, 3], 3, 2]
    INT:
    5d6k3 12 [5d6k3=[6, 4, 2], 2, 1]
    WIS:
    5d6k3 10 [5d6k3=[5, 4, 1], 1, 1]
    CHA:
    5d6k3 12 [5d6k3=[4, 4, 4], 3, 2]

    Alazull on
    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    There are a bunch of college girls downstairs player Settlers of Catan.

    I am upstairs working on job stuff.

    My life.

    Join them after job stuff?

    This is likely.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    There are a bunch of college girls downstairs player Settlers of Catan.

    I am upstairs working on job stuff.

    My life.

    Join them after job stuff?

    This is likely.

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