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LRT - panini is just a fancy hipster asshole word for toast
Double barrel triple hop aged nitro IPA limited microbrew is just old water
Man.. That sounds good.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
Fancy-ass snob assholes yadda yadda yadda whatever, but I had me a bottle of this porter aged in red wine barrels that was legitimately fucking delicious.
Came with the red wax sealing the bottle and everything, hot damn I want another of those right now, today sucked.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I have a fridge in my house dedicated to beer.
I'm the sobbiest beer drinker
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QuetziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderatormod
edited July 2016
Beer is the only alcohol I can't bring myself to be snobby about
I've gone to wine tastings and vineyard tours, I keep a fully stocked bar with booze from curated fancy little liquor stores
And then I'll have a fridge full of Pabst and Tecate
Fancy-ass snob assholes yadda yadda yadda whatever, but I had me a bottle of this porter aged in red wine barrels that was legitimately fucking delicious.
Came with the red wax sealing the bottle and everything, hot damn I want another of those right now, today sucked.
Fancy-ass snob assholes yadda yadda yadda whatever, but I had me a bottle of this porter aged in red wine barrels that was legitimately fucking delicious.
Came with the red wax sealing the bottle and everything, hot damn I want another of those right now, today sucked.
not exactly a porter, I remembered wrong, but still
these days though, I mainly just make myself a drink with dark rum, ginger beer and lime. Like a dark and stormy with lime instead of bitters, or a moscow mule but with dark rum instead
fuuuuuck it's good
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Fancy-ass snob assholes yadda yadda yadda whatever, but I had me a bottle of this porter aged in red wine barrels that was legitimately fucking delicious.
Came with the red wax sealing the bottle and everything, hot damn I want another of those right now, today sucked.
This is a real nice bourbon for sipping, it has just a smidge of port blended in it:
I just had the biggest douche come up and complain at our front desk
The tea pot the restaurant provided him for his tea is also used for coffee sometimes and he complained that the coffee smell infused into the metal ruins his very expensive tea. He then proceeded to explain how he normally imports tea but had to go to Whole Foods this weekend due to being stuck here and bought hand rolled free trade tea with Jasmine buds in each bundle and that anything less than a pristine tea only pot would ruin his beverage.
People get exceedingly precious about free/public things and it makes interacting with them as a customer service professional terrible.
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
I got the image of some sort of wandering Tea Master who carries all his gear with him. Whenever he stops for tea, he just sort of flicks his wrists, and collapsible tea kettles and cups just pop into his hands.
I just had the biggest douche come up and complain at our front desk
The tea pot the restaurant provided him for his tea is also used for coffee sometimes and he complained that the coffee smell infused into the metal ruins his very expensive tea. He then proceeded to explain how he normally imports tea but had to go to Whole Foods this weekend due to being stuck here and bought hand rolled free trade tea with Jasmine buds in each bundle and that anything less than a pristine tea only pot would ruin his beverage.
"Sir, have you considered that untold thousands of humans have used that pot before you and that you are the first one to complain that the coffee pot tastes of coffee?"
I just had the biggest douche come up and complain at our front desk
The tea pot the restaurant provided him for his tea is also used for coffee sometimes and he complained that the coffee smell infused into the metal ruins his very expensive tea. He then proceeded to explain how he normally imports tea but had to go to Whole Foods this weekend due to being stuck here and bought hand rolled free trade tea with Jasmine buds in each bundle and that anything less than a pristine tea only pot would ruin his beverage.
I have been in your shoes for this situation and many like it; you may rest assured that he and people like him probably have no friends ... but if they do, they're just as insufferable and they all deserve each other as they rot in Hell.
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because it's free.
It's free salty food they bring you while you get tanked in a bar so you stay longer.
Izakaya is a similar situation in Japan, only not free. A bunch of little cheap salty and delicious things to eat while you drink beer after work.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You're a sad ugly doughnut
Shishito peppers are really just a vegetable version of Doritos Roulette, and I love them for it
You tried them Flavor Blasted sumbitches?
Game done changed.
Came with the red wax sealing the bottle and everything, hot damn I want another of those right now, today sucked.
I'm the sobbiest beer drinker
I've gone to wine tastings and vineyard tours, I keep a fully stocked bar with booze from curated fancy little liquor stores
And then I'll have a fridge full of Pabst and Tecate
That sounds fuckin awesome.
Oh I'm sure they're tasty I just can't see the name of em without my brain seeing it as "blistered shit"
it absolutely is, check it out
not exactly a porter, I remembered wrong, but still
these days though, I mainly just make myself a drink with dark rum, ginger beer and lime. Like a dark and stormy with lime instead of bitters, or a moscow mule but with dark rum instead
fuuuuuck it's good
This is a real nice bourbon for sipping, it has just a smidge of port blended in it:
Shames it's Australia and New Zealand only.
Pretty sure I was born with that tattooed on my forehead.
The tea pot the restaurant provided him for his tea is also used for coffee sometimes and he complained that the coffee smell infused into the metal ruins his very expensive tea. He then proceeded to explain how he normally imports tea but had to go to Whole Foods this weekend due to being stuck here and bought hand rolled free trade tea with Jasmine buds in each bundle and that anything less than a pristine tea only pot would ruin his beverage.
"Sir, have you considered that untold thousands of humans have used that pot before you and that you are the first one to complain that the coffee pot tastes of coffee?"
I have been in your shoes for this situation and many like it; you may rest assured that he and people like him probably have no friends ... but if they do, they're just as insufferable and they all deserve each other as they rot in Hell.
but they're listening to every word I say
Excuse me?
Yeah, this checks out.
Look, I can't argue the "sad, ugly" part, but doughnuts is just uncalled for.
Stale is not the right adjective, i like most hard breads but not Ciabatta
Dry, maybe? Floury?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
This was my nickname in anime club.
Garage - Car hole
lots of places probably just put sliced bread in their panini press though, cause this is america man
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
holy shit
Ah yes, da share zone, a Twitter noted for its accuracy and seriousness.
Satans..... hints.....
technically you have to slice the ciabatta loaf to get the yummies inside it though
THE DEFENSE RESTS
why do you hate america knob
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat