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Planet similar to earth found 20 lightyears away

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man

    do we know how sex in space works yet

    if so this would be pretty easy

    but the male and female we send can't go unless they legally change their names to Adam and Eve

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Goddamnit I liked the Contact film

    the book however was much better
    I was just kidding, I liked that movie.

    The end still pisses me off though.
    Which part specifically?

    I really enjoyed the movie, though I know a lot of people had problems with it.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    an earth-like world, orbiting a red dwarf star that would hang in the sky at roughly 20 times the size of our moon.

    a world where one side of the planet is always experiencing that strange red-glow day, and the other side is always dark

    a world where even that 90-pound asian bitch at the starbucks weighs as much as a fat person




    it sounds metal, let's GO!

    ps - I recommend we begin work on a light-speed engine now, so we can launch a pod with equal male and female forumers (ladies you know why you're coming) to arrive at the planet in 20 years

    then the first man on another planet will leave the pod, and plant his flag in the fertile soil

    a flag with a dick on it

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    honestly Teefs

    I was hoping for the Jedi Temple being built

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man

    do we know how sex in space works yet
    I have always wondered this but have been too lazy to research it

    surely they must have made some astronauts get it on

    for science!

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Goddamnit I liked the Contact film

    the book however was much better
    I was just kidding, I liked that movie.

    The end still pisses me off though.
    Which part specifically?

    I really enjoyed the movie, though I know a lot of people had problems with it.

    The part I mentioned earlier in this thread. She traveled so damn far to get a fucking lecture from her deceased father. What a let down.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man

    do we know how sex in space works yet
    I have always wondered this but have been too lazy to research it

    surely they must have made some astronauts get it on

    for science!

    Space Porn: The Porn of the Future

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    im pretty sure some guys did have sex on mir, like no joke got it on when it was just the two of em up there.


    and by guys i mean two burly russians.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man

    do we know how sex in space works yet
    I have always wondered this but have been too lazy to research it

    surely they must have made some astronauts get it on

    for science!

    Space Porn: The Porn of the Future

    If its anything like Space Food, it will be all cheap, dry, and gross.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I mean some dude MUST have gotten bored and brought a few playboys with him

    I mean come on

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    man

    do we know how sex in space works yet
    I have always wondered this but have been too lazy to research it

    surely they must have made some astronauts get it on

    for science!

    Space Porn: The Porn of the Future

    If its anything like Space Food, it will be all cheap, dry, and gross.

    I am pretty sure Zero G sex would be awesome

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    im pretty sure some guys did have sex on mir, like no joke got it on when it was just the two of em up there.


    and by guys i mean two burly russians.

    Don't you know what happens to liquid in space?

    All the oils and fluids and stuff?

    Space-sex would be gross

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    I actually like that freeze-dried neopolitan ice-cream that they sell as "Astronaut food". I get some from Fry's all the time.

    The chicken and rice stuff was pretty bland though.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cleaning spooge up in zero grav must be a chore.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SanderJK wrote: »
    I really do hope this boosts the funding for the big array space telescope, if we send up enough of the buggers we may get to take pictures, it's relatively close.

    If it doesn't rotate, it's gonna be a strangle place though, one side hot and the other cold, and then there's that hot jupiter that rotates between it and it's sun. If intelligent live evolves (in a far different way from ours), it's going to have even crazier religions then us, with the overbearing sun and the planet that shifts in front of it so often.
    You're a crazy person, aren't you?

    Well.... yes. But the first part is not as crazy as it seems, if I recall correctly an array of space telescopes at a lagrange point, depending on how accurately lined up and how many (and how big each individual) can in theory reach any arbitrary resolution, and i certainly recall speculation on how many you'd need to be able to see some of the closest planets were they to orbit nearby stars. (It was admittedly high, like a few hundred). And even if you don't make an actual photo, you could still learn a lot with spectrometry, IR, if you were to focus on it.

    Even the Hubble, a pretty outdated piece of kit, was able to photograph galaxies 10 billion LY away. A galaxy is about 100k LY across. This is 500million times closer, meaning the Hubble could see about 2.10^10th meters on that distance, taking the same shot. This planet is about 1.5x earth, or about 20k km (2.10^7). Means your a factor of 1000 of, which is a lot, but not undoable.

    It's more practical then going there at any rate.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nice try, Zarflax.

    SA on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    cleaning spooge up in zero grav must be a chore.

    that's the beauty of it

    your excuse is that it's all for science

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I need to go watch Taken again

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    cleaning spooge up in zero grav must be a chore.

    that's the beauty of it

    your excuse is that it's all for science

    *Two astronauts all sitting in the space station*

    Steve: "Hey, Cindy. Want to space-bone?"

    Cindy: "No, Steve. I'm married. Remember?"

    Steve: "C'mon, its for science"

    Cindy: "Alright"

    *Space-boning commences*

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wonder how many astronauts banged Sally Ride up in the Challenger.

    Butters on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Boo, Butters. Boo! :P

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man the idea is just to have some papertowels floating nearby

    you just got your nut on and now you get to play a little mini game

    Paku on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.

    Okay, start with A&F and then send the gays.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that was the worst gay joke i've heard in quite awhile

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    that was the worst gay joke i've heard in quite awhile

    Bogey's or mine?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Mine.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lets send Marky Mark and some apes.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Mine.

    i still love you, bogey

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Boo, Butters. Boo! :P

    :rotate:

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.
    You know, they used to be an arms dealer, and in fact, they sold Earnest Hemingway the gun he killed himself with!

    The gays or the A&F

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.
    You know, they used to be an arms dealer, and in fact, they sold Earnest Hemingway the gun he killed himself with!

    This concludes another Learning Time With TFS.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.
    You know, they used to be an arms dealer, and in fact, they sold Earnest Hemingway the gun he killed himself with!

    Arms dealer? Try sporting goods store.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Let's send the gays to the new planet.
    They won't go there until an Abercrombie & Fitch store opens.
    You know, they used to be an arms dealer, and in fact, they sold Earnest Hemingway the gun he killed himself with!

    This concludes another Learning Time With TFS.


    Next week, how best to tape one's willy down when trying on skirts.











    Sorry, that was fucked up and rude.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    I wonder how many astronauts banged Sally Ride up in the Challenger.

    I'll bet they had all been planning on it
    but then motherfuckers had to ruin everything

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