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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    No chat

    I draw the line at fucking ass wiping as a topic

    but desc don't you relate to the marker experience of butt wiping

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    Because apple fritter and bear claws aren't donuts.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I always stand wipe.

    of course you, duck dynasty

    my butthole is cleaner than your soul Ludious

    I feel like this is a low bar to clear.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    what if you don't sit down to make a bm in the first place

    you just take your pants and underwear off and pull one knee up against your chest like a flamingo and sort of aim it in the direction it's supposed to go

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I always stand wipe.

    of course you, duck dynasty

    my butthole is cleaner than your soul Ludious

    I don't have a soul

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    you like raise ur butt up a little
    then you wipe

    you don't have to move into a squat position to do that?

    is this because i'm tall

    i don't even understand

    just think of it as leg day.

    ugh who does leg day

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    "Sir Landshark" is that your son in OP

    he's very cute but I have many questions

    beginning with why is your son hoarding blueberries

    blueberries are delicious next question

    why is his colander broken

    it's actually a bug catching net and was not designed for the full weight of so many blueberries

    Why aren't you adequately equipping your son with the tools he needs to achieve his dreams

    he has all the tools he needs: 1) his brain 2) a plethora of cheap toys made in china

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Evil multi what do YOU do high w

    I finish all the words in my sentences, for one thing.

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    with evil intent, imo

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    What the hell is an apple fritter?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    I've lived in NJ my whole life and I had never once encountered a maple bar until 2014 when we were in Arizona

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if you don't sit down to make a bm in the first place

    you just take your pants and underwear off and pull one knee up against your chest like a flamingo and sort of aim it in the direction it's supposed to go

    Fyi this is called "crane draining"

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    Right, but we can all agree that apple fritters and bearclaws - delicious though they may be! - aren't donuts, yes?

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    you like raise ur butt up a little
    then you wipe

    So you

    Stand

    And then wipe

    unless your ass is gargantuan you should be able to just lean forward a bit

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    They have apple fritters.

    I get them.

    I am now very confused.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    another slow day

    guys... I think I found the easiest job in the world

    it is kind of... not rewarding. but the do pay me which is very rewarding.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Evil multi what do YOU do high w

    I finish all the words in my sentences, for one thing.

    Maybe that's what DJs do

    I'll admit this conversation got away from me

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i have a soft spot for KRKs but i really need to upgrade to adams

    but then my room isn't that great and i should treat it

    also a dedicated sub

    dorroughs for additional monitoring

    gah

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    You people.

    Come on.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    emnmnme wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    What the hell is an apple fritter?

    It is a delicious slab of dough, apple, a frosting crust and deliciousness.... did I say it was delicious?

    Jubal77 on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Apple fritters are pretty great

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    why would you be squatting....

    well for one i've never met the toilet i can sit on and also get a hand down in there at the same time

    i'm actually very confused as to the mechanics of this alleged sit wiping

    I have half a mind to install one of those extra long commercial toilets instead of the residential standard when I buy a house.

    They make it so much more comfortable to wipe while sitting without needing to contort or lean funny.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    What the hell is an apple fritter?

    It is a delicious slab of dough, apple, a frosting crust and delicious.... did I say it was delicious?

    The closest I've had then are those hot "apple pie" things at McDonalds. 'Fritter' means fried, right?

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    another slow day

    guys... I think I found the easiest job in the world

    it is kind of... not rewarding. but the do pay me which is very rewarding.

    dont say is it doing your mom dont say is it doing your mom

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I always stand wipe.

    of course you do, duck dynasty

    ud3gkkzamrw7.jpg

    This is totally on my desk btw

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    Because apple fritter and bear claws aren't donuts.

    Go back to England and eat spotted dick

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    another slow day

    guys... I think I found the easiest job in the world

    it is kind of... not rewarding. but the do pay me which is very rewarding.

    dont say is it doing your mom dont say is it doing your mom

    "is it doing your.... mom?"

    "shit!"

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    What the hell is an apple fritter?

    It is a delicious slab of dough, apple, a frosting crust and delicious.... did I say it was delicious?

    The closest I've had then are those hot "apple pie" things at McDonalds. 'Fritter' means fried, right?

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    u7stthr17eud.png
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    "Sir Landshark" is that your son in OP

    he's very cute but I have many questions

    beginning with why is your son hoarding blueberries

    blueberries are delicious next question

    why is his colander broken

    it's actually a bug catching net and was not designed for the full weight of so many blueberries

    Why aren't you adequately equipping your son with the tools he needs to achieve his dreams

    he has all the tools he needs: 1) his brain 2) a plethora of cheap toys made in china

    Which kid is your favorite kid

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    is there a traditional marriage sticker just above it out of frame?

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    nm

    Jubal77 on
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    I always stand wipe.

    of course you do, duck dynasty

    ud3gkkzamrw7.jpg

    This is totally on my desk btw

    I'm sure that's some Duck Dynasty fuck, but I look at that and all I see is Redneck Terry Pratchett.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    is there a traditional marriage sticker just above it out of frame?

    Those are sunflower seeds.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    Because apple fritter and bear claws aren't donuts.

    Go back to England and eat spotted dick

    But... I don't like spotted dick.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    They have apple fritters.

    I get them.

    I am now very confused.

    A native Northeasterner once told me that maybe larger branches would have some non-donuts for sale. Up there the smaller Dunkins often did not even make donuts, just got them delivered.

    But they sold breakfast sandwiches and coffee, also not "donuts"

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Can confirm, Apple Fritters are wonderful and the best kind of donut. If they count as a donut.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    to be fair to the duck dynasty guys i would totally grow a crazy beard if i could

    also i feel like if i were extremely wealthy i would probably be the most insane redneck

    no seriously i would spend all of my money on a ranch and guns and monster trucks

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why is stand wiping so weird?

    i'm not mike piazza i can't just squat and go to work like that

    Finding out people are different sucks.

    Like when I moved to Massachusetts for a job and tried to order donuts at Dunkin drive thru. Apple fritter? no. Maple bar? No. Bear claw...? No, those aren't donuts. We only sell donuts. I left donutless and confused.

    How do you sell donuts and not sell apple fritters or bear claws?

    Because apple fritter and bear claws aren't donuts.

    Go back to England and eat spotted dick

    But... I don't like spotted dick.

    If apple fritters aren't donuts then DBZ isn't anime

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Can confirm, Apple Fritters are wonderful and the best kind of donut. If they count as a donut.

    But they don't. If we widen the scope of what is and is not a donut to "donut stores sell them" them chocolate goddamn milk is a donut.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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