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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    "one day I farted and puked at the same time and thus I gave birth to the fark up"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    So, recently, I was out with my wife and her co-workers, and it turns out a dude she works with is into Blood Bowl (Games Workshop miniatures game, basically tabletop football with elves and orcs and shit like that). Blood Bowl has a pretty small fanbase seeing as GW has discontinued it, so it was nice to meet another fan. We talk for a bit about it, and decide to play a pick-up game using his minis (all of my minis are in a box at my mom's place in Ontario).

    We play, and I decide a couple days later, fuck it I may as well and see if the GW store in town has any Blood Bowl minis collecting dust sitting in a back corner somewhere. If not, then maybe there's like, a cheap Warhammer Fantasy regiment box of plastic orcs (sorry, I guess they're officially called "Orruks" now) that I can hack the axes and stuff off of to make Blood Bowl guys.

    I walk in, and the two dudes working there immediately stop what they are doing and go up to me and say "Can I help you?" with the sort of tone you take when you're talking to a teenager you're suspecting of shoplifting. I say "Yeah, uh, I used to play Blood Bowl back in the day, I was wondering if you guys still have any Blood Bowl minis kicking around"

    "We don't. We haven't carried that game for years." he says, in this really hostile tone.

    "Okay, well, wasn't sure, I did hear something about GW possibly relaunching Blood Bowl soon." I'm trying to like, maybe take the hostility down a few notches, y'know? Break the ice with some friendly conversation?

    And a dude I can only describe as a ponytail in the way you can describe a human being as like, a mullet or a pompadour says to me "I haven't heard anything about that." with the tone of basically get out.

    At this point I've had enough. This is the second time I've basically been immediately rustled out of a Games Workshop store as an unwelcome outsider, so fuck this shit. I say "Cool story bro. Okay, well, I'm gonna leave then. Peace." and I walked out.

    Fuck Games Workshop. Fuck their grody clubhouse stores. I hope they go under and their IP gets bought out by companies that don't hate money.

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    like celebratory spiking, or..?

    I would say it's a violation of the spirit of the game. Aggressive, very rude. It was simply Not Done.

    what makes it aggressive or rude?

    It's like yelling in exultation. It's a combo dominance behavior/victory celebration that operates, in the moment, on an animal level. It appeals to people who connect to sport in that mode and see the displays as genuine and proper. It offends against the strict decorum civilizers who would like the object-level conflict of sport to play out less like a frank animal struggle and instead get wrapped up under a layer of gamesmanship which includes utmost respect, handshakes all around, we played a good game, etc.

    Or that's my sense.

    (Guess which camp I'm in).

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    On a happier note, I had occasion to send Bae(A) the Achewood with "I ain't wearin' no gunny sack"

    multiple baes, to the point where you can order them by order of importance..

    do you also rank chatters, you heartless goon

    They are in chronological order pending better [chat] nicknames

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    bioware romances are actually great btw i love them and they're way better than considering whether i want to go with crossbow reload speed or boot tightness around calves fyi hth

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It sad to see Fox News eating Megyn Kelly alive because she stepped out of line.
    Part of me is like "Well, that's what you get for throwing your lot in with people that think of you as lesser for having a vagina"

    but the part of me that is not terrible is pretty much like, what utter fucking shitcocks

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    here's the massive RSD thread from back in the day if you're really curious or bored EM (it's not that interesting)

    https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/rec.sport.disc/spiking$20the$20disc$20duke|sort:relevance/rec.sport.disc/5ykkYhf5yQg/y5YKtdjL3sIJ

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    @bowen

    girl I went to school with just got arrested for felony larceny charges. that makes about ten kids I went to school with who have wound up committing a felony

    where are you at?

    @trace afaik 0

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    @bowen

    girl I went to school with just got arrested for felony larceny charges. that makes about ten kids I went to school with who have wound up committing a felony

    where are you at?

    @trace afaik 0

    Really?

    wow we must have been the bad generation.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I believe that was happiness, which by (my) definition is fleeting and always only ever understood after it's gone

    like paving paradise and putting up a parking lot
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Matt, sorry you ran afoul of insular jerks

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    It sad to see Fox News eating Megyn Kelly alive because she stepped out of line.
    Part of me is like "Well, that's what you get for throwing your lot in with people that think of you as lesser for having a vagina"

    but the part of me that is not terrible is pretty much like, what utter fucking shitcocks

    Eh she's fed this beast as much as anyone else at this point. She's frankenstein surprised the monster hates her the same way she hated everyone else.

    She's the worst kind of "this effected me" person who changes their mind.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    @Pony

    but they....GW's re-releasing....blood bowl...

    I don't understaaaaaaaaaaand

    all my local games stores won't shut up about it

    theres a website! I don

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Also, @Tav , thank you for posting that article. I don't actively seek out Patton Oswalt news, and I'm always glad to read what he writes about grief, as it has been very therapeutic for my own.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    @Pony

    but they....GW's re-releasing....blood bowl...

    I don't understaaaaaaaaaaand

    all my local games stores won't shut up about it

    theres a website! I don

    They would've likely said or done anything to make me leave, dude.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I heard like ten dudes from my graduating class died in the bush wars, but can't recall felonies.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    @Powerpuppies @Mazzyx @SniperGuy

    i got my registration in the mail and it came with a sticker that says 17

    but it doesn't have a sticker for the left side of my license plate that says october!?

    i've been hoodwinked or

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  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    It sad to see Fox News eating Megyn Kelly alive because she stepped out of line.
    Part of me is like "Well, that's what you get for throwing your lot in with people that think of you as lesser for having a vagina"

    but the part of me that is not terrible is pretty much like, what utter fucking shitcocks
    Conservative radio folks had Opinions about the Newt exchange today.

    They... veered dangerously close to being outright gross. Like there was a pot on a hot stove top, and the lid would move ever so imperceptibly now and again.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    @Powerpuppies Mazzyx SniperGuy

    i got my registration in the mail and it came with a sticker that says 17

    but it doesn't have a sticker for the left side of my license plate that says october!?

    i've been hoodwinked or

    Don't you already have an october on your car?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    @Powerpuppies @Mazzyx @SniperGuy

    i got my registration in the mail and it came with a sticker that says 17

    but it doesn't have a sticker for the left side of my license plate that says october!?

    i've been hoodwinked or

    Nah cause it will renew the same month next year right? I don't think I got a second sticker either.

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
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    credeiki wrote: »
    like celebratory spiking, or..?

    I would say it's a violation of the spirit of the game. Aggressive, very rude. It was simply Not Done.

    what makes it aggressive or rude?

    cred obviously falls on the other side of the debate line here (and tbf idk how big a deal this is anymore) but ultimate has this "spirit of the game" thing that's all about a higher level of sportsmanship and is mostly borne out of the fact that for the longest time the game was unreffed even at the highest levels. obviously it's fucking hard to make unbiased calls in the heat of the moment when you also want to win really badly, so eventually the powers that be got their heads out of their asses.

    anyways, part of that whole deal was that people found spiking/excessive celebration to be Too Much

    but to that I say take your polite clapping over to golf im full of adrenaline right now and im gonna express it

    Be nonchalant when you win. "Hm? Oh, I guess I was playing a game."

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Kelly/Newt exchange is kind of amazing in that depending on your news source it supports your point of view.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    for my entire life my parents have had this newt gingrich cat toy and it's relevant again

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    bioware romances are actually great btw i love them and they're way better than considering whether i want to go with crossbow reload speed or boot tightness around calves fyi hth

    I like the concept

    I'm just usually left feeling pretty meh about the actual execution

    (solas was still great tho)

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i uh

    we will never speak of this again

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Powerpuppies Mazzyx SniperGuy

    i got my registration in the mail and it came with a sticker that says 17

    but it doesn't have a sticker for the left side of my license plate that says october!?

    i've been hoodwinked or

    Don't you already have an october on your car?

    Preacher why am I special

    Powerpuppies on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    that's so weird

    i have found all game store staff to be either apathetic and detached or super enthusiastic and helpful

    why actively drive someone out

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Powerpuppies Mazzyx SniperGuy

    i got my registration in the mail and it came with a sticker that says 17

    but it doesn't have a sticker for the left side of my license plate that says october!?

    i've been hoodwinked or

    Don't you already have an october on your car?

    Preacher why am I special

    I just wanted you to especially know Chu's shame. Like I had to highlight it for you, a shame cocktail.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    that apathy of getting older is something that bugged me recently

    i realised that the last time i had genuinely excitement about the unknown was when i went to the states last year because i was travelling to a different continent to tell jokes which was literally one of my dreams

    now i am working in an office and travelling for gigs means i just less sleep and time to relax, i feel really worn out about everything

    abolish the wage system, i think is what i'm getting at

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular

    A story of betrayal on par with rugged and Ludious

    Happiness is within reach!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    The Games Workshop of the last few years has been pretty great. It's not like nerd stores aren't filled with guys like that on the whole.

    Grody nerd holes are a dime a dozen, they don't have to be GW to be awful. There's one in this town (Yellowjacket Comics) that is known around town for being really heinous. My wife works with a bunch of nerdy women, none of them will go into Yellowjacket, they all have stories. The place has an odor to it that is best described as "convention funk". Year round.

    My experience with GW stores is if you are "their demographic" they're perfectly fine and fun nerdy clubhouses. It's just that their demographic is straight white cis men that are... how do I say this gently... very conventionally nerdy. Considering how very little of what I just described applies to me, I almost get hissed at when I walk into these places.

    The last time I got rustled out of a GW store before this, Cass was with me. This time, I swear to god if I had stayed I was gonna get spritzed with Mountain Dew from an aspergillum.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i uh

    we will never speak of this again

    somewhere dk emerges from his coffin, deeply aroused

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    So this post is probably going to be nonsense. I want to talk about it anyway.

    I used to get this feeling sometimes. I don't know what it was, and I don't know how to describe it. It was a very pleasant feeling, though, and before any dorks ask, no it was not drugs or alcohol related. If I really had to narrow it down, then maybe it was a sense of wonder? Excitement for new things in life? I don't know. It is a long gone feeling, either way. i would think this longing for it is the early sign of a midlife crisis, but even when I used to feel it, I would always try to hold on to it as long as I could, becayse it would be so fleeting. Like the feeling of nostalgia before there is any reason to feel nostalgia. I dunno. I mostly just want a word to describe the feeling but even trying to write about it, it is still super cryptic and vague as fuck.

    Maybe that's how a not coward feels? I wouldn't know.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I ordered delivery more than an hour ago and the delivery time keeps getting pushed back 15 minutes. But there is no policy (that I can tell) for refunds on very late delivery. I made an effort to come home at a reasonable time and get healthy vegetarian food and instead I can't even play League because my food might maybe arrive.
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Pony wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    The Games Workshop of the last few years has been pretty great. It's not like nerd stores aren't filled with guys like that on the whole.

    Grody nerd holes are a dime a dozen, they don't have to be GW to be awful.
    That reminds me, I used the word "grody" for the first time in a very long time last night while talking to my roommate's son about something. Then I was like "Grody? Who still uses that word?" and felt old.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    Today has been an all-the-way shitty day vis–à–vis my bullshit depression.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Well the difference is that person still calls the other guy "friend"

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    who doesn't want to be immortalized as a 2DQT instead of the 3DPD you were

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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