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Someone planted a bomb half a block from me. Help me keep myself entertained.

Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
So after seeing lights and hearing sirens for a while I went outside my house to see what was the fuss about. Turns out someone planted a bomb by my house and I'm currently unable to leave. My girlfriend is unable to go into work. I'm slightly scared I guess. Mostly I'm bored. What can I do to keep myself entertained while waiting for the bomb squad to handle this? SE++ help me out here!

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Jerk it

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    oh jeez. I hope you stay safe and that nobody is hurt.

    as for things to do... there's always Great British Baking Show

    that seems calming!

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Jerk it

    Too late

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    How can it be too late there wasn't a stopping point that Fearghaill listed.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    watch some youtube videos of people playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited November 2016
    oh jeez. I hope you stay safe and that nobody is hurt.

    as for things to do... there's always Great British Baking Show

    that seems calming!

    Is there any way I can legally watch gbbo besides the one season on Netflix

    Whippy on
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Jelq it

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    watch some youtube videos of people playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

    Attempt to join the bomb squad using the manual of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes as proof of your bomb disposal certification.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    jerk it to the great british baking show

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Bake the Great British Jelqing show.

    I ate an engineer
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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    bake it to the great british jerking show

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Read Youtube comments.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    oh jeez. I hope you stay safe and that nobody is hurt.

    as for things to do... there's always Great British Baking Show

    that seems calming!

    Thank you. Never heard of that but I'll see if netflix has it. Should watch demolition man while I'm at it too.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    How can it be too late there wasn't a stopping point that Fearghaill listed.

    I don't thinkntjese old bones could handle such a continuous work out. But I'll try!

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    jesus christ people I see that nobody's posted yet, decide to recommend the Great British Baking show, leave for a minute, and when I come back it's all jerking and jelqing

    Mary Berry would be so disappointed in all of you

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Nice

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    jesus christ people I see that nobody's posted yet, decide to recommend the Great British Baking show, leave for a minute, and when I come back it's all jerking and jelqing

    Mary Berry would be so disappointed in all of you

    Hi you must be new here

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Have you tried trick or treating

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Go outside and ask the bomb squad if they've tried turning it off and back on again.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Read Youtube comments.

    Let me go ahead and infiltrate the bomb squad like others suggested because I'd rather die quicker than the slow agonizing death brought on by YouTube comments.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    oh jeez. I hope you stay safe and that nobody is hurt.

    as for things to do... there's always Great British Baking Show

    that seems calming!

    Is there any way I can legally watch gbbo besides the one season on Netflix

    I don't think so

    I thought that AcornTV might have it, but apparently not

    they do have QI, though! If you haven't seen it, it's wonderful.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Have you tried trick or treating

    Earlier. Then I took advantage of boorittos at chipotle. The kids don't eat those. So now I have 3 extra burritos and only so much stomach space.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    jgeis wrote: »
    Go outside and ask the bomb squad if they've tried turning it off and back on again.

    I told them I could reset the router remotely for them. Would fix it sooner I bet.

    Yeah something like that. Except there are more needles on the ground and the hobo that bums 13 cents off me every day fell asleep on the bomb. So less I robot and more a really sad old drunk guy that looks like needs a blanket.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Open all the windows and play Nelly's Here Comes The Boom real loud

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    also how did we make it this far without this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Open all the windows and play Nelly's Here Comes The Boom real loud

    Could I go with sisqo and thong song instead? I'm sure all the beefy firemen and the butch emt lady would enjoy it. I'd go and ask them but I'm currently wearing only my nighty banana hammock.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Have you considered filming your attempt to join the bomb squad

    uploading it to youtube

    then reading the comments on your impromptu film?

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Have you considered filming your attempt to join the bomb squad

    uploading it to youtube

    then reading the comments on your impromptu film?

    I did actually. Sadly without Werner Herzog narrating it it would make my efforts worthless. Much like the rest of my Dreadful life. Every second spent trying to join the bomb squad bringing me closer and closer to my grisly end. My life expanding at 6600 feet per second and burning out faster and faster as my life like the energy fades away into the Dark nothingness that is existence.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Open all the windows and play Nelly's Here Comes The Boom real loud

    I was thinking click click boom by saliva

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Wait, there's a bomb nearby and you're being kept in place!?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    play the song "Here Comes The Boom" as loud as you can

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Wait, there's a bomb nearby and you're being kept in place!?

    We were at first but they started to let people leave on foot after a while. I decided to plant my feet and stare at the bomb till it got the idea. I think it worked. I'm still alive!

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    You definitely cured that bomb

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    You definitely cured that bomb

    Unless they ate the rest of the burritos, then there will be a chemical explosion soon enough.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Someone set up us the bomb?!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    God I could go for a burrito right now

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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