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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the fact that it was sunday matters a lot because the cubs were down 3-1 then, no?

    so misleading that fact is sort of important

    teams have come back from 3-1 before

    trump has never come back to win a presidency

    And the cubs were the better team. Like had a better win loss record in the regular season and didn't have the injuries the indians did. Like it was surprising they were down 3-1, but it's not surprising they won 3 in a row based on how the two teams were playing in those 3 games.

    so who is the elway or jordan of your team

    does your team have one or

    Felix for the mariners, or he was I think sadly his time has come and gone. He's more of a Marino, someone who put up numbers in a losing effort.

    Cano did pretty great this year, but between a bullpen that was hammered shit, and the starters falling down at the end it was all in a losing effort.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Hey maybe today is the day I'll get a [chat]

    NO OF COURSE IT ISN'T CAUSE I'M NOT ON SOME SECRET LIST OF APPROVED CHATTERS EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE LIKE ME GETH!

    hello.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    I can get all that from just one product?

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Hey maybe today is the day I'll get a [chat]

    NO OF COURSE IT ISN'T CAUSE I'M NOT ON SOME SECRET LIST OF APPROVED CHATTERS EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE LIKE ME GETH!

    you can have mine

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Re: Rimworld

    every one of your colonists should fuck every other one of your colonists, and they should constantly battle each other for affection

    this would probably actually be easy to mod, they'd all be horribly miserable all the time, it'd be great

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

    My boss when I interned down at JPL was an Indian gentleman with a very thick accent. His name was VERY american. He told me he changed his name when moving over to make things easier for others.

    Yeah. He changed his name for us lazy americans.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    rallys/checkers, wendys, mcdonalds, burger king

    basically only fast food burger joints

    oh and little ceasers

    and sheetz

    and. . .really a gas station just load up on those spinning hot dogs. get like one of the little crisp tornado deals or some sort of sausage if they have one. don't get the hot dogs.

    steam_sig.png
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    One of the funniest things was Dorf Fortresses complete lack of any gender roles

    where you'd end up with an awesome female warrior would would bludgeon dragons to death with a baby in each arm.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »

    Apparently robyn doesn't understand a fucking calendar, sunday was the 30th, in no sane world is that a "few weeks back."

    And comparing the outcome of baseball games to elections is as stupid as she is at counting days.

    I'm pretty sure that, socially speaking, time is just compressing.

    Things move at a blistering rate these days, and I don't think most of us have adjusted to this or even recognized the ways in which things have changed.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feiler_Faster_Thesis

    So, there's just one part of that which I think has been shown to be perhaps horrifyingly false: "Kaus uses the observation to reassess the concept of momentum in politics, suggesting that there are now simply more opportunities for turns of fortune and that voters are able, for the most part, to keep up."

    I think we've adjusted to being more superficial in order to keep up with the onslaught of information. We'll more frequently take things at face value because any deeper inspection of something will require time we don't feel like we have. Because due to the increasing rate of society, we really don't have it.

    Or, at least, this is my completely unverified stab at understanding what is going on in the world right now. I doubt it's a complete picture of the truth.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    No wipe shits that weigh like 3+ lbs are fucking amazing.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I tried their nashville hot chicken.

    It was very underwhelming.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    the fact that it was sunday matters a lot because the cubs were down 3-1 then, no?

    so misleading that fact is sort of important

    teams have come back from 3-1 before

    trump has never come back to win a presidency

    And the cubs were the better team. Like had a better win loss record in the regular season and didn't have the injuries the indians did. Like it was surprising they were down 3-1, but it's not surprising they won 3 in a row based on how the two teams were playing in those 3 games.

    so who is the elway or jordan of your team

    does your team have one or

    Felix for the mariners, or he was I think sadly his time has come and gone. He's more of a Marino, someone who put up numbers in a losing effort.

    Cano did pretty great this year, but between a bullpen that was hammered shit, and the starters falling down at the end it was all in a losing effort.

    I have some hope Felix gets back to being a 3-4 win player next year. He says himself he didn't prepare for this year like he has in the past. The days of league dominance are probably over, but he's going to be better than 1.5 wins.

    I hope. If he has even an average Felix year this year, that's an extra win and a half and they're a playoff team.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I still enjoy the occasional original recipe greasiness.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

    it seems like a common thing to take on a "western" name when you interface with western companies

    a lot of our taiwanese vendors do at least

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I don't find your mom to be very good anymore Chanus

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    No wipe shits that weigh like 3+ lbs are fucking amazing.

    The perfect dump? Bullshit its a myth.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    fiber supplements are god's gift to shitting tbh

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I don't find your mom to be very good anymore Chanus

    well she's in her mid 60s now give her a break

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i recall one of my ex girlfriends actually throwing gas station food out of the car as I was about to eat it. for my own good.

    she wasn't wrong to do so.

    steam_sig.png
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    rallys/checkers, wendys, mcdonalds, burger king

    basically only fast food burger joints

    oh and little ceasers

    and sheetz

    and. . .really a gas station just load up on those spinning hot dogs. get like one of the little crisp tornado deals or some sort of sausage if they have one. don't get the hot dogs.

    shut up due

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    They should put fiber supplements in fast food

    millions of America would experience a proper shit for the first time in years

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I tried their nashville hot chicken.

    It was very underwhelming.

    Nashville Hot Chicken is something that can't be franchised out.

    Also if you ever do get it, get the mild or regular, never get the hot or super hot. That shit is four tourists and it will punch your colon in the dick.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    No wipe shits that weigh like 3+ lbs are fucking amazing.

    The perfect dump? Bullshit its a myth.

    Take metamucil bro

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    i recall one of my ex girlfriends actually throwing gas station food out of the car as I was about to eat it. for my own good.

    she wasn't wrong to do so.

    That's why she's an ex right?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    The game-disc is inside the artbook, holy shit! The artbook is the box!

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    i recall one of my ex girlfriends actually throwing gas station food out of the car as I was about to eat it. for my own good.

    she wasn't wrong to do so.

    That's why she's an ex right?

    i think she actually saw me eat gas station food later in our relationship and at that point could no longer view me as a viable option. it was an inevitability.

    steam_sig.png
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

    it seems like a common thing to take on a "western" name when you interface with western companies

    a lot of our taiwanese vendors do at least

    I know a lot of people from foreign countries who took English names in college.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I used to exclusively dine on gas station Chili Cheese dogs.

    Also the grilled cheeseburger dogs.

    One time in college I got two of the hot dogs and instead of mayo I put nutella on them.

    I've probably had more of those hot dogs than any three of you put together.

    They're fucking delicious.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    if it's not like six lbs of formless soft serve i wouldn't even know what to do with myself

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

    My boss when I interned down at JPL was an Indian gentleman with a very thick accent. His name was VERY american. He told me he changed his name when moving over to make things easier for others.

    Yeah. He changed his name for us lazy americans.
    I suppose I appreciate that it's easier to pronounce Tiffany, as opposed to a Xiaolan Weixiong.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Our Chinese Interns have very English names.

    I feel like those are not their birth names.

    it seems like a common thing to take on a "western" name when you interface with western companies

    a lot of our taiwanese vendors do at least

    I know a lot of people from foreign countries who took English names in college.

    We had a server admin who had a western name and is published under his Japanese name. He kind of uses whichever one he wants.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    No wipe shits that weigh like 3+ lbs are fucking amazing.

    The perfect dump? Bullshit its a myth.

    He's not lying.

    SERIOUSLY if anyone has ever had days where poop doesn't come, or it's kind of a a struggle, or if you secretly believe there's probably like a ton of impacted shit in your body (there is, you're not paranoid), try this for a few days.

    The first day or two may suck if you've never taken fiber supplements, not gonna lie. My favorite text of all time was the day after I convinced a firned of mine to do a fiber bonb with me after we'd been up half the night drikning, playing video games and eating White Castle.
    Dave wrote:
    Sunday, 1:34 PM

    I hate you. I can't stop pooping.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    If you really want to dominate your toilet, just drink a big, heaping glass of thick, mucus-y, orange-flavored congealed fiber every day.

    It's amazing.

    s-l300.jpg

    "smooth texture"

    "sugar free"

    "may cause anal leakage"

    This stuff doesn't really cause leakage so much as giving you the greatest, most satisfying shits of all time. You don't even need to wipe.

    I've endured plenty of people over the years making fun of me for evangelizing Metamucil, but I'm comfortable enough with who I am as a person to never give up, never surrender.

    unless it's surrendering myself to the warm embrace of *fiber*.

    No wipe shits that weigh like 3+ lbs are fucking amazing.

    The perfect dump? Bullshit its a myth.

    Take metamucil bro

    I used to, it never produced anything like that for me.

    Then again if @richy hadn't killed my fucking gall bladder...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Good Afternoon,

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    lol im just gonna take an extended lunch break
    *waves middle finger*

    Bless your heart.
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore

    I'm okay with the $5 fill up, a few tenders, side of steak fries, biscuit, cookie, I'm set.

    Between the two though I'd pretty much always go to Taco Bell and get the beefy 5-layer burrito meal deal and maybe throw in some cheesy fiesta potatoes or a mini quesadilla.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm going to go get taco bell and try to fill my gaping sadness hole with fire sauce.

    Fuck.

    Please don't get Taco Bell. No one ever gets Taco Bell and thinks "Taco Bell was a good choice" after they eat it.

    i actually like taco bell

    don't be like chanus though

    that's a thing people say

    I don't think you can have a satisfying experience at Taco Bell for under. Eh. 7 dollars.

    And at that point you may as well bump it to 10 and go somewhere else. What do you order ?

    i commonly do two cheesy gordita crunches and a crunchy taco

    which is, yeah, like $7.50 or so

    but a far better spent $7.50 in terms of a satisfying meal than pretty much any other place with a drive thru imo

    taco bell is exclusively the type of meal i'll have when i can pretty much only muster the ability to hit a drive thru though

    so like the occasional work lunch or saturday at 3:00am

    i just don't feel right dropping that much at taco bell.

    i remember in college (jesus fucking christ is that a sentence I say now? holy shit how fucking old am i what the fuck happened)

    that i used to compile change and a two dollar bills with an unknown musk and come back with a feast. i've always viewed taco bell as the cheap option and it is no longer that. i can't adjust.

    the cheap option just isn't that cheap anymore

    i dunno anywhere you can get a satisfying haul for less than $6-$7

    The $5 fill up box at KFC is still pretty good.

    i don't find KFC to be very good anymore
    I got food poisoning at KFC. They are full of lies and Salmonilla.

    If you'll excuse me I have a thickburger from Hardees.

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