I wish more of ME3 had felt like Leviathan - moody and ominous and foreboding - instead of this weird uncomfortable mix of OOH-RAH USA and apocalyptic carnage.
Oh man. The first mission. Creepy as fuuuuuuuuck. Closest the rest of the series got was bits of ME2: Overlord dlc.
There were a few good moments of creepy horror in the series, like all the parts with indoctrinated people, but I wish they had leaned into it harder. Sci-fi horror is a really fun vibe, especially when you can then discharge the tension by renegade-interrupting the scary thing in its dumb face
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
I did a charity show for a girl with like, crazy rare cancer before
I was doing crowd work and asked a women what she did and she responded "oh I'm <girl with cancer>'s reiki healer" and it took a lot of self to not go "well if that wasn't a load of shit then we wouldn't be here"
To this day you're unsure if you did the right thing. I am unsure at any rate.
I feel like insulting the girl with cancer's belief system is a good way to not get paid.
That's a tough line to walk. I did standup at a private show for some studio exec a few years ago, and she got absolutely plastered and started heckling me. I reached a point where I thought, "Fuck it, either she'll be offended and I'll never book a party with her again, or I'll turn her down because this is untenable."
Turns out she loved it and added another $200 to my pay. I got asked back the following year but I was busy having a mental breakdown, so I had to politely decline.
I am ridiculously jealous of this. I would love to be doing shitty corporates.
The scene here is so small and stifling and cliquey that it takes so long to get to that stage. There's hardly any open mics and the shows that are running are hella tough to get onto because there's an over saturation of comics.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered moving to another country for standup.
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
I wanted to replay ME3 on PC, but, last time I checked, it didn't support controllers for some insane reason. Which is a bummer since I've never played any of the DLC for it.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
I did a charity show for a girl with like, crazy rare cancer before
I was doing crowd work and asked a women what she did and she responded "oh I'm <girl with cancer>'s reiki healer" and it took a lot of self to not go "well if that wasn't a load of shit then we wouldn't be here"
To this day you're unsure if you did the right thing. I am unsure at any rate.
I feel like insulting the girl with cancer's belief system is a good way to not get paid.
That's a tough line to walk. I did standup at a private show for some studio exec a few years ago, and she got absolutely plastered and started heckling me. I reached a point where I thought, "Fuck it, either she'll be offended and I'll never book a party with her again, or I'll turn her down because this is untenable."
Turns out she loved it and added another $200 to my pay. I got asked back the following year but I was busy having a mental breakdown, so I had to politely decline.
I am ridiculously jealous of this. I would love to be doing shitty corporates.
The scene here is so small and stifling and cliquey that it takes so long to get to that stage. There's hardly any open mics and the shows that are running are hella tough to get onto because there's an over saturation of comics.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered moving to another country for standup.
I'm in LA, and it's teeming with comics. I mostly stand out because I'm a 6' 4" red-haired bisexual British guy who makes jokes about his parents' cause of death. I think the accent does a lot of the heavy lifting - I'm not sure I'd fare so well if I went back to England.
ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Querry suggested drinking and topless video chatting as an election night activity
I'm.. I'm ok with this
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Someone text me if I need to go into a bunker on the way to the grocery store because of nukes
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
literally sitting on concrete outside cuz i cant stand long enough to get thru this voting line without my feet going numb and feelng like im gonna fall. fml.
I did a charity show for a girl with like, crazy rare cancer before
I was doing crowd work and asked a women what she did and she responded "oh I'm <girl with cancer>'s reiki healer" and it took a lot of self to not go "well if that wasn't a load of shit then we wouldn't be here"
To this day you're unsure if you did the right thing. I am unsure at any rate.
I feel like insulting the girl with cancer's belief system is a good way to not get paid.
That's a tough line to walk. I did standup at a private show for some studio exec a few years ago, and she got absolutely plastered and started heckling me. I reached a point where I thought, "Fuck it, either she'll be offended and I'll never book a party with her again, or I'll turn her down because this is untenable."
Turns out she loved it and added another $200 to my pay. I got asked back the following year but I was busy having a mental breakdown, so I had to politely decline.
I am ridiculously jealous of this. I would love to be doing shitty corporates.
The scene here is so small and stifling and cliquey that it takes so long to get to that stage. There's hardly any open mics and the shows that are running are hella tough to get onto because there's an over saturation of comics.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered moving to another country for standup.
I'm in LA, and it's teeming with comics. I mostly stand out because I'm a 6' 4" red-haired bisexual British guy who makes jokes about his parents' cause of death. I think the accent does a lot of the heavy lifting - I'm not sure I'd fare so well if I went back to England.
Yeah, I get that. I don't sound particularly Irish and I did well in Florida and Colorado because I didn't have an American/Canadian/Mexican accent but I wasn't hard to understand.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
literally sitting on concrete outside cuz i cant stand long enough to get thru this voting line without my feet going numb and feelng like im gonna fall. fml.
They legally have to accommodate you. Make them pull out a chair and take it around with you.
I wish more of ME3 had felt like Leviathan - moody and ominous and foreboding - instead of this weird uncomfortable mix of OOH-RAH USA and apocalyptic carnage.
Oh man. The first mission. Creepy as fuuuuuuuuck. Closest the rest of the series got was bits of ME2: Overlord dlc.
There were a few good moments of creepy horror in the series, like all the parts with indoctrinated people, but I wish they had leaned into it harder. Sci-fi horror is a really fun vibe, especially when you can then discharge the tension by renegade-interrupting the scary thing in its dumb face
The Reapers are a very Lovecraftian enemy. Sleeping beyond "dark space," inscrutably malevolent.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
literally sitting on concrete outside cuz i cant stand long enough to get thru this voting line without my feet going numb and feelng like im gonna fall. fml.
I wish more of ME3 had felt like Leviathan - moody and ominous and foreboding - instead of this weird uncomfortable mix of OOH-RAH USA and apocalyptic carnage.
Oh man. The first mission. Creepy as fuuuuuuuuck. Closest the rest of the series got was bits of ME2: Overlord dlc.
There were a few good moments of creepy horror in the series, like all the parts with indoctrinated people, but I wish they had leaned into it harder. Sci-fi horror is a really fun vibe, especially when you can then discharge the tension by renegade-interrupting the scary thing in its dumb face
The Reapers are a very Lovecraftian enemy. Sleeping beyond "dark space," inscrutably malevolent.
my polling place had a poll watcher who was a really cute girl
the poll watchers at mine were old white dudes with beards, to see what they look like just picture what a "racist truck driver" looks like and youll be in the ball park
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Unfriended a person on facebook for continuing to share doctored images and fake quotes and shitty political forwards. Just a literal Andy Borowitz quote with every instance of "Trump" replaced with "Hillary" to totally fuck with the message. Just awful.
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For everything ME3 does wrong, it has one spectacular bit of storytelling where your choices really do matter:
Rannoch
I hope Andromeda has more moments like that.
I feel like Bioware is pretty good about learning from their mistakes and trying new things. I bet whatever Andromeda screws up, it will at the very least be something new.
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
literally sitting on concrete outside cuz i cant stand long enough to get thru this voting line without my feet going numb and feelng like im gonna fall. fml.
They legally have to accommodate you. Make them pull out a chair and take it around with you.
I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
there was a very pretty lady a few ahead of me in line this morning who had that perfect "i don't care about you" look on her face that i think @Eddy would have appreciated
my polling place had a poll watcher who was a really cute girl
Tell her your name is chad, and ask if she wants to hang out
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Unfriended a person on facebook for continuing to share doctored images and fake quotes and shitty political forwards. Just a literal Andy Borowitz quote with every instance of "Trump" replaced with "Hillary" to totally fuck with the message. Just awful.
i think the worst part about this is someone was dumb enough to think anyone cares what andy borowitz says
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There were a few good moments of creepy horror in the series, like all the parts with indoctrinated people, but I wish they had leaned into it harder. Sci-fi horror is a really fun vibe, especially when you can then discharge the tension by renegade-interrupting the scary thing in its dumb face
I am ridiculously jealous of this. I would love to be doing shitty corporates.
The scene here is so small and stifling and cliquey that it takes so long to get to that stage. There's hardly any open mics and the shows that are running are hella tough to get onto because there's an over saturation of comics.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered moving to another country for standup.
Thanks @Sir Landshark but no bueno
I got a bunch of australian sites
WHAT EVEN IS THIS GROODLE
I'm in LA, and it's teeming with comics. I mostly stand out because I'm a 6' 4" red-haired bisexual British guy who makes jokes about his parents' cause of death. I think the accent does a lot of the heavy lifting - I'm not sure I'd fare so well if I went back to England.
I'm.. I'm ok with this
"hey bb get undrgrnd the world is over lol"
Shiv, even if Trumpo is elected, we have at least until january before he fires nukes.
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Yeah, I get that. I don't sound particularly Irish and I did well in Florida and Colorado because I didn't have an American/Canadian/Mexican accent but I wasn't hard to understand.
Tonight is more dangerous if he DOESN'T get elected, frankly >_>
They legally have to accommodate you. Make them pull out a chair and take it around with you.
The Reapers are a very Lovecraftian enemy. Sleeping beyond "dark space," inscrutably malevolent.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
TRUMP IS LEADING OVER 6-TO-1
HILLARY SHOULD CONCEDE NOW
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't know, I think it'd be of a benefit to have a President who doesn't try to get Twitter API access for the country's nuclear launch codes.
I'm contemplating picking up a nice bottle of scotch on the way home.
I already have a mini fridge of milwaukee's best light in the event of a trump win
I hope Andromeda has more moments like that.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
what did you call me!?
the man handed me a ballot. I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF YOUR SYSTEM
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and 2 equally obvious cops in suits staring at them unblinking from folding chairs
I'm up for this.
Are we doing Google Hangouts or Skype?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Who watches the watchmen watching the watchmen?
the poll watchers at mine were old white dudes with beards, to see what they look like just picture what a "racist truck driver" looks like and youll be in the ball park
this sounds like a trap
I feel like Bioware is pretty good about learning from their mistakes and trying new things. I bet whatever Andromeda screws up, it will at the very least be something new.
i know but mazzy
social anxiety and being judged
what could a trump victory possibly do to make my situation worse?
the UK is fucking itself up quite nicely on its own thank you very much
the girl is the lure at the end of a tentacled maw, like an angler crab
Tell her your name is chad, and ask if she wants to hang out
ye who lacks imagination
Hooray for me
i think the worst part about this is someone was dumb enough to think anyone cares what andy borowitz says