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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    a girl just walked past me in the office

    she had a sparkly dangly bauble, about the size of a dime, attached to her skirt, right in the centre of her posterior.

    lol

    that's like when you're at a play party and one of the subs is wearing a buttplug with a jewel at the end

    My brain just went...

    You had some uh interesting after parties.

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    heh. schooly d only agreed to do an interview if they brought him a cake

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    a girl just walked past me in the office

    she had a sparkly dangly bauble, about the size of a dime, attached to her skirt, right in the centre of her posterior.

    lol

    but what does it mean, ronya

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i never see ankle bracelets anymore

    did they have a stereotype attached

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whelp so has it ended.

    Also I didn't realize Iron-Blooded Orphans season two started.

    Its giant mecha. I can work with that.

    I'm like 3/4th of the way through the first season. It's pretty ok for gundam. but, gundam generally isn't all prone to doing the things I love about anime. It's never made me cry, for instance, and I am kinda a blubbering little bitch when it comes to anime.

    redx on
    This machine kills threads.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i never see ankle bracelets anymore

    did they have a stereotype attached

    house arrest

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i'm in a parking lot, waiting to make a right turn down a corridor. i'm waiting because someone who was coming towards me has already turned his long ass suv essentially sideways, preparing to make a left down that same corridor. there's no way for me to go straight or right. the cars that were behind this guy are driving up with their right wheels on the curb to get past. i'm waiting. i'm waiting. i figure he's trying to snatch the spot of someone who's about to back out from one of the first few spots. it's not happening so i crane my head extra hard, see a car that indeed has its lights on... but it's empty. no one in the driver's seat. i turn on my hazards and walk over to the suv and tell him this car just left its lights on. he sheepishly thanks me and finishes his turn.

    no matter that i had to wait a couple minutes and expose myself to the cold. those tapas have put me in an un-ruinable mood.

    if Hillary had promised the return of Witness Me she would have energized the youth vote and won

    you can't dismiss my armchair quarterbacking because you know it's right

    wandering
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    a girl just walked past me in the office

    she had a sparkly dangly bauble, about the size of a dime, attached to her skirt, right in the centre of her posterior.

    lol

    but what does it mean, ronya

    it means "look at my butt"

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    desc if i ever get pregnant will you go to lamaze with me

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    We deserve Trump.

    HRC is the candidate [chat] deserves, but... not the one it needs right now?


    No wait.


    That doesn't work.


    In fact that whole Dark Knight quote doesn't make any sense at all.

    Yes.

    What the HELL is it saying?

    EDIT: Fuck this post I am an idiot and am not thinking clearly.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc if i ever get pregnant will you go to lamaze with me

    i'll count the breaths but I won't like do them with you

    EddyOrganichu
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    a girl just walked past me in the office

    she had a sparkly dangly bauble, about the size of a dime, attached to her skirt, right in the centre of her posterior.

    lol

    but what does it mean, ronya

    it means "look at my butt"

    Did she look like one of those rap guys girlfriends?

    EddyBeNarwhalFeralHahnsoo1Apothe0sisTicaldfjam
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    okay RPing a trump media spokesperson is like playing FATAL "ironically" and I can't do it

    hmm didn't get that one, let's ask google...
    F.A.T.A.L., which has been called "the date rape RPG, without dating" and has a stat for a character's "anal circumference"

    DiB7YJk.jpg

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
    EddywanderingAtomikajakobaggerTicaldfjam
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    this is a chatvesty of justice

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    okay RPing a trump media spokesperson is like playing FATAL "ironically" and I can't do it

    hmm didn't get that one, let's ask google...
    F.A.T.A.L., which has been called "the date rape RPG, without dating" and has a stat for a character's "anal circumference"

    DiB7YJk.jpg

    invoking it in regard to other rpgs is basically a Godwin in most circles

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Sega...
    Stories International is producing film and television projects based on Sega game franchises, including “Shinobi” with Marc Platt, “Golden Axe,” “Virtua Fighter,” “The House of the Dead,” and “Crazy Taxi.” It said Monday that it is in the process of partnering with major studios, producers, and filmmakers to co-develop adaptations of these properties as English-language feature films and television series for worldwide release.

    Hm, if only there was something else that Sega could do with these game IPs

    I can't imagine what it could be

    Nope, Golden Axe TV show it is

    Feral
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    Eddy
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    We deserve Trump.

    HRC is the candidate [chat] deserves, but... not the one it needs right now?


    No wait.


    That doesn't work.


    In fact that whole Dark Knight quote doesn't make any sense at all.

    Yes.

    What the HELL is it saying?

    Well, like... they deserve batman. But they need... Harvey Dent? The dead guy who went completely psycho because his gf died?

    Yeah I guess they needed him. Instead of batman.

    Whom they deserved.


    :|

    it's saying the people of gotham are awful and they deserve a hero that will go around and kill all the people in charge of gotham's democratically elected government.

    but it needs a scapegoat it's people can blame all their problems on so they ignore how awful they are as people who elect people.

    This machine kills threads.
    rockrngerThe Ender
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am renaming this Gundam to Gundam:Child Soldiers are the cool again.

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i'm in a parking lot, waiting to make a right turn down a corridor. i'm waiting because someone who was coming towards me has already turned his long ass suv essentially sideways, preparing to make a left down that same corridor. there's no way for me to go straight or right. the cars that were behind this guy are driving up with their right wheels on the curb to get past. i'm waiting. i'm waiting. i figure he's trying to snatch the spot of someone who's about to back out from one of the first few spots. it's not happening so i crane my head extra hard, see a car that indeed has its lights on... but it's empty. no one in the driver's seat. i turn on my hazards and walk over to the suv and tell him this car just left its lights on. he sheepishly thanks me and finishes his turn.

    no matter that i had to wait a couple minutes and expose myself to the cold. those tapas have put me in an un-ruinable mood.

    Did you try and find the person who left their lights on?

    Or did you just leave them to come back to a flat battery and then die in the cold?

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Got Pokemon Alpha Sapphire at Walmart for $28.

    PLA
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so i'm in a parking lot, waiting to make a right turn down a corridor. i'm waiting because someone who was coming towards me has already turned his long ass suv essentially sideways, preparing to make a left down that same corridor. there's no way for me to go straight or right. the cars that were behind this guy are driving up with their right wheels on the curb to get past. i'm waiting. i'm waiting. i figure he's trying to snatch the spot of someone who's about to back out from one of the first few spots. it's not happening so i crane my head extra hard, see a car that indeed has its lights on... but it's empty. no one in the driver's seat. i turn on my hazards and walk over to the suv and tell him this car just left its lights on. he sheepishly thanks me and finishes his turn.

    no matter that i had to wait a couple minutes and expose myself to the cold. those tapas have put me in an un-ruinable mood.

    Did you try and find the person who left their lights on?

    Or did you just leave them to come back to a flat battery and then die in the cold?

    sorry i was on my way home and it's hugely busy in the store so he could ask for a jump if he needed it

    he said, very ayn randishly

    descEddy
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    @Podly @desc



    watch this to the end

    it's art

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    P10descrockrngerPodlyJuliussurrealitycheck
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    With Love and Courage
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Ow the Edge.

    InfamyDeferred
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
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    descronyaP10EddyThe EnderApothe0siswanderingIncenjucarPLATheBlackWind
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    a girl just walked past me in the office

    she had a sparkly dangly bauble, about the size of a dime, attached to her skirt, right in the centre of her posterior.

    lol

    but what does it mean, ronya

    it means "look at my butt"

    Ronya, butt inspector

    surrealitycheck
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Also like just

    I have had sex in... ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    BUT NEVERMIND THAT SUDDEN REALIZATION, my point is you know someone who's like "we need sex mechanics in our game!" is not working quite right because you basically never need mechanics for a thing people can just do, and courtship with PCs needs basically zero rules and courtship with NPCs largely just need dialogue and maybe influence rules.

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    possibly a fancy zipper pull?

    redx on
    This machine kills threads.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    plus ten charisma

    aRkpc.gif
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Also like just

    I have had sex in... ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    BUT NEVERMIND THAT SUDDEN REALIZATION, my point is you know someone who's like "we need sex mechanics in our game!" is not working quite right because you basically never need mechanics for a thing people can just do, and courtship with PCs needs basically zero rules and courtship with NPCs largely just need dialogue and maybe influence rules.

    Yeah, stuff like that doesn't *need* granular rules since it's... talking with someone and trying to convince them to sleep with you! You don't need dice for that.

    ShivahnThe Ender
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    B0ilF88l.jpg

    I ain't wearin no gunny sack

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I am making Hamburger Helper Deluxe Beef Stroganoff.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    also pls forgive my execrable sexism, but i just saw the most 34-year-old-mom-on-facebook exchange of all time

    woman posts in local buy/sell/trade group, 'mom of 2, babyproofed home, cpr licensed, etc. looking to babysit. 30 bucks per day per kid. please feel free to come and talk with me, inspect my home etc.'

    one of the responses is someone tagging another person, saying 'hey look, this woman could babysit jaden'. and then after a linebreak, the commenter says to the OP: 'btw if you're looking to babysit more than two kids from two different families, you'll need a license. i recently did this and you'd have to do xyz steps'

    OP responds, fuck this made me laugh

    excuse me but i was asking for leads, not for advice : )

    Sir Landshark
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Also like just

    I have had sex in... ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    BUT NEVERMIND THAT SUDDEN REALIZATION, my point is you know someone who's like "we need sex mechanics in our game!" is not working quite right because you basically never need mechanics for a thing people can just do, and courtship with PCs needs basically zero rules and courtship with NPCs largely just need dialogue and maybe influence rules.

    Yeah, stuff like that doesn't *need* granular rules since it's... talking with someone and trying to convince them to sleep with you! You don't need dice for that.

    This explains why my system of throwing dice at women has failed to get me laid.

    *throws escape dice at Orphane*

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    P10skippydumptruck
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Yeah, stuff like that doesn't *need* granular rules since it's... talking with someone and trying to convince them to sleep with you! You don't need dice for that.

    speak for yourself mr smooth sexer

    BeNarwhal
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Also like just

    I have had sex in... ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    BUT NEVERMIND THAT SUDDEN REALIZATION, my point is you know someone who's like "we need sex mechanics in our game!" is not working quite right because you basically never need mechanics for a thing people can just do, and courtship with PCs needs basically zero rules and courtship with NPCs largely just need dialogue and maybe influence rules.

    Yeah, stuff like that doesn't *need* granular rules since it's... talking with someone and trying to convince them to sleep with you! You don't need dice for that.

    This explains why my system of throwing dice at women has failed to get me laid.

    *throws escape dice at Orphane*

    I mean maybe you just need the right women

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I have had sex in... ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    When I play Wisher Theurgist Fatalist, everybody has sex.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    ok now thinking about it I don't know if I've ever played an RPG where I didn't have sex

    What did you do to Tifa in that Ferris Wheel??

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the date rape RPG, without dating

    goddamnit

    i'll never be as good at anything as the person is who wrote that

    FATAL is literally that: it sold itself as the 'adult' swords & sorcery game that has sex stuff in it!


    But it doesn't. There are no rules in the game involving any kind of consensual sex or courtship. Just rape. Lots & lots of rape.

    :-1:

    Ow the Edge.

    To some extent I would welcome an RPG that included sections on courtship & sexuality, and especially ones that explore uncharted gaming territory around that subject (like the fact that courtship is more often than not a disaster! Almost all games operate on an assumption that dating is almost always successful - which is okay in the sense that games typically want to facilitate a fantasy, but also something of a shame because there is a lot of worthwhile narrative / discussion to be had when it comes to topics like rejection, break-ups, infidelity, falling out of love, etc.

    With Love and Courage
    Eddy21stCentury
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