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Hunting & Fishing & Guns - (Mens Men only)
Wise_a
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So I was planning on fishing when I get home. I always catch the first one of the season at my house.
As I was finishing an email at work, I recieve a text message. This in itself is wierd because most of my friends have jobs, and work similar hours as I do. I see its a pix message, so I open it. Guess what I see?
I realize its my stoner roommate who doesn't have a real fucking job, fishing with my fucking fishing equipment caught a huge walleye right off our fucking dock! I've never even caught a walleye in the last 2 years of living on the lake.
So I continue to work, and I see another pix message.
A fucking rainbow trout! You gotta be kidding me. Thats another fish I've never caught in the lake, and he's pulling them in at 2:30pm on a fucking thursday. Go to work, damn it!
Anybody have any fishing stories? Like fishing? Hate your roommate? Share it up dogz.
As I was finishing an email at work, I recieve a text message. This in itself is wierd because most of my friends have jobs, and work similar hours as I do. I see its a pix message, so I open it. Guess what I see?
I realize its my stoner roommate who doesn't have a real fucking job, fishing with my fucking fishing equipment caught a huge walleye right off our fucking dock! I've never even caught a walleye in the last 2 years of living on the lake.
So I continue to work, and I see another pix message.
A fucking rainbow trout! You gotta be kidding me. Thats another fish I've never caught in the lake, and he's pulling them in at 2:30pm on a fucking thursday. Go to work, damn it!
Anybody have any fishing stories? Like fishing? Hate your roommate? Share it up dogz.
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I did fish the Gulf of Alaska for Halibut. Nothing record breaking but I hauled in two 70lbs fish.
On the otherside of Yosemite I fish this stream for Browns and Rainbows. Usually pull my limit pretty fast.
I have never had luck lake fishing though. Rivers and ocean are my best places to fish.
I remember one time we went kinda nuts with the "fish bat" and he ended up with blood all over the back of his boat.
I fish for Black Crappie. Big ass panfish, good fight, and good eating.
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Yup, thats the one I'm talking about.
The lake I live on is the biggest in NJ, its got all sorts of shit in it. All I ever catch are largemouth bass, rock bass, crappies, perch, and pickerel. I never get any of the good stuff (walleye, muskies, striped bass, lake trout).
I prefer some seclusion though, and the few places nearby (within 2 hours of driving) are usually packed to the brim when it's warm enough for fishing.
Rainbow trout are delicious.
Now my idea of fishing involves lots of beer and a good book while a worm slowly drowns.
They were delicious.
crikey.
Pussy.
Our boat should be in the water sometime around next weekend, can't wait to catch a striper, clean it and cook it.
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t Paku: what's a good place around here? I was thinking probably regular trips up to Horsetooth.
well i'm gonna go to this lake near florida and kipling which is "secluded" but close enough for me to drink beers and relax at, but if you're really looking for a cool place i would highly suggest jefferson lake
Seriously though, I need to get a Canoe rack for my truck. As it stands, I can go camping and fish off docks, but really prefer to set anchor and fish offshore.
nearer the end of the vacation, the kid's group I was with decided to let all the kids go fishing from the shore
after 3 hours of anxiously waiting for all the fish to devour my bait, and realizing they were just nibbling it and getting it off the hook, I was ready to pack it in and hate fishing forever.
I decided to have one more bullshit try, and for extra bullshit I retied the line with just the hook
no bait
no bobber
no weight
no lures
just hook and line
I threw that sunovabitch out as far as a small British kid has ever thrown anything and lazily started reeling it in.
out of sheer anger at the fact that nobody was catching shit (me most of all) I pulled up on the line like an angry norse fisherman to vent.
what the hell?
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NOW MY LINE IS CAUGHT ON A BRANCH AWRAWRAWRAWR
wait no it's wiggling
branches don't wiggle do they?
I start reeling in like a crack addict fishing for crack in a crack lake
shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT YES YES YES YES AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME
onto the beach I pull a 12 pound Rainbow trout
No exxageration, no lie, 12 goddamn pounds
I pick it up and I HUG IT
then I run off to show my parents, fish in arms
Everyone is going fucking crazy behind me, kids running to catch me, councilors freaking because a boy is running around out of their care carrying a 12 pound fish with the hook still in its mouth and therefore, the fishing rod bound around behind him
I find them having lunch in the restaurant and I run up, fish still in my little arms, fighting for its fine
Sober as a judge, straight faced like death himself. Covered in fish slime, water, dirt, grime, grass and soil. Trailing kids and camp councilors alike. Holding a 12 pound fish that I had caught with less than what the cavemen had
I say
"I caught a fish"
my dad almost had a heart attack from laughing
the fish was delicious
I haven't tried the drinking aspect yet. Perhaps that will make me a better fisherman.
Unless it's Alaska, freshwater fishing outside is chump change.
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Fishing the Russian and Kenai rivers was some good times back in the day. I do miss it so.
I used to fish there before I lived on the big lake. It was alot of fun, cuz you always caught something. But you're right - it was close to a major road and I wouldn't have eaten one of those fish if you paid me. It was just for fun.
spanish mackeral are where it's at
vicious little bastards
so much fun
On a sport level, blue fish on a lighter pole make for all sorts of fun.
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