Hunting & Fishing & Guns - (Mens Men only)

Wise_a

So I was planning on fishing when I get home. I always catch the first one of the season at my house.

As I was finishing an email at work, I recieve a text message. This in itself is wierd because most of my friends have jobs, and work similar hours as I do. I see its a pix message, so I open it. Guess what I see?



I realize its my stoner roommate who doesn't have a real fucking job, fishing with my fucking fishing equipment caught a huge walleye right off our fucking dock! I've never even caught a walleye in the last 2 years of living on the lake.

So I continue to work, and I see another pix message.



A fucking rainbow trout! You gotta be kidding me. Thats another fish I've never caught in the lake, and he's pulling them in at 2:30pm on a fucking thursday. Go to work, damn it!

Anybody have any fishing stories? Like fishing? Hate your roommate? Share it up dogz.

Weaver

I caught a stingray once.

jacuzzi snake

video games are more fun

Frosted Butts

Fishing has a better interface than video games, as you can drink mad more liquor and still be productive.

Pata

Best of both worlds.

Hunter

I caught 4 big brown trout last Saturday. I'm waiting for large mouth bass season to hit. I like something that fights like hell.

Wise_a

Hunter wrote: »

I caught 4 big brown trout last Saturday. I'm waiting for large mouth bass season to hit. I like something that fights like hell.

Around here, Crappies put up the best fight for their size. If you hook a big one, its alot of fun.

xeroismygod

Well Ive fished Alaska for King and Chinook in the Kenai River. Only came home with Chinook.

I did fish the Gulf of Alaska for Halibut. Nothing record breaking but I hauled in two 70lbs fish.

On the otherside of Yosemite I fish this stream for Browns and Rainbows. Usually pull my limit pretty fast.

I have never had luck lake fishing though. Rivers and ocean are my best places to fish.

Akilae729

In the summer I go crabbing with my friend in the puget sound and sometimes we try to catch whatever fish is out there. Crabing is some fun shit, I have a flannel shirt with the sleves cut off just for crabbing adventures. Which ammount to drinking coors lights and listening to KZOK.

I remember one time we went kinda nuts with the "fish bat" and he ended up with blood all over the back of his boat.

Hunter

Wise_a wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

I caught 4 big brown trout last Saturday. I'm waiting for large mouth bass season to hit. I like something that fights like hell.

Around here, Crappies put up the best fight for their size. If you hook a big one, its alot of fun.

I fish for Black Crappie. Big ass panfish, good fight, and good eating.

msuitepyon

I'm too much of a pussy to touch a worm let alone a fish....

Frosted Butts

I'll catch them but I won't eat them, which is probably pretty smart given my location and the mercury content of the waters.

lostwords

I go to Annapolis for fishing and crabbing, though I haven't been in years. Man, I think I'm adult enough now to buy a small dinghy to just putter around in and go fishing in the Chesapeake.

Wise_a

Hunter wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

I caught 4 big brown trout last Saturday. I'm waiting for large mouth bass season to hit. I like something that fights like hell.

Around here, Crappies put up the best fight for their size. If you hook a big one, its alot of fun.

I fish for Black Crappie. Big ass panfish, good fight, and good eating.

Yup, thats the one I'm talking about.

The lake I live on is the biggest in NJ, its got all sorts of shit in it. All I ever catch are largemouth bass, rock bass, crappies, perch, and pickerel. I never get any of the good stuff (walleye, muskies, striped bass, lake trout).

JC of DI

God damn - I need to get back into fishing again.

I prefer some seclusion though, and the few places nearby (within 2 hours of driving) are usually packed to the brim when it's warm enough for fishing.

Lord Dave

Once I caught a stringray, and in Louisiana I caught an alligator gar.

Rainbow trout are delicious.

Krummith

When I was a youngster my grandfather and I went fishing quite often.

Now my idea of fishing involves lots of beer and a good book while a worm slowly drowns.

Katchem_ash

I did fish for some white fish in one of the lakes here. Pic is here:

It was boring until some tentacles grabbed me. Man that was a fun time.

jacuzzi snake

reading lol

bombardier

I caught a few hundred pounds of halibut years ago.

They were delicious.

mrpaku

i'm gonna make fishing my new saturday activity now that summer is here

Rankenphile

Weaver wrote: »

I caught a stingray once.

crikey.

RedTide

Frosted Butts wrote: »

I'll catch them but I won't eat them, which is probably pretty smart given my location and the mercury content of the waters.

Pussy.

Our boat should be in the water sometime around next weekend, can't wait to catch a striper, clean it and cook it.

redimpulse

I haven't been fishing in 6 years. God how I miss it.

t Paku: what's a good place around here? I was thinking probably regular trips up to Horsetooth.

mrpaku

redimpulse wrote: »

I haven't been fishing in 6 years. God how I miss it.

t Paku: what's a good place around here? I was thinking probably regular trips up to Horsetooth.

well i'm gonna go to this lake near florida and kipling which is "secluded" but close enough for me to drink beers and relax at, but if you're really looking for a cool place i would highly suggest jefferson lake

Ruckus

RedTide wrote: »

Pussy.

Our boat should be in the water sometime around next weekend, can't wait to catch a stripper, clean it and cook it.

Seriously though, I need to get a Canoe rack for my truck. As it stands, I can go camping and fish off docks, but really prefer to set anchor and fish offshore.

Raneados

I went to a dude ranch when I was about 8 or so with my family

nearer the end of the vacation, the kid's group I was with decided to let all the kids go fishing from the shore

after 3 hours of anxiously waiting for all the fish to devour my bait, and realizing they were just nibbling it and getting it off the hook, I was ready to pack it in and hate fishing forever.

I decided to have one more bullshit try, and for extra bullshit I retied the line with just the hook

no bait
no bobber
no weight
no lures

just hook and line

I threw that sunovabitch out as far as a small British kid has ever thrown anything and lazily started reeling it in.

out of sheer anger at the fact that nobody was catching shit (me most of all) I pulled up on the line like an angry norse fisherman to vent.

what the hell?

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NOW MY LINE IS CAUGHT ON A BRANCH AWRAWRAWRAWR

wait no it's wiggling

branches don't wiggle do they?


I start reeling in like a crack addict fishing for crack in a crack lake
shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT YES YES YES YES AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

onto the beach I pull a 12 pound Rainbow trout

No exxageration, no lie, 12 goddamn pounds




I pick it up and I HUG IT

then I run off to show my parents, fish in arms

Everyone is going fucking crazy behind me, kids running to catch me, councilors freaking because a boy is running around out of their care carrying a 12 pound fish with the hook still in its mouth and therefore, the fishing rod bound around behind him

I find them having lunch in the restaurant and I run up, fish still in my little arms, fighting for its fine



Sober as a judge, straight faced like death himself. Covered in fish slime, water, dirt, grime, grass and soil. Trailing kids and camp councilors alike. Holding a 12 pound fish that I had caught with less than what the cavemen had

I say

"I caught a fish"




my dad almost had a heart attack from laughing


the fish was delicious

Frosted Butts

Raneados, great story

IpseDixit

I have found that I am a terrible fisherman. I get seasick so ocean fishing is out, and I hardly ever catch anything lake fishing. I can usually catch at least a small fish when stream fishing.

I haven't tried the drinking aspect yet. Perhaps that will make me a better fisherman.

Raneados

man I totally need to go fishing again

Rankenphile

rainy toes, that is the best thing

mrpaku

drinking doesn't make you a better fisherman but it makes it a lot easier to break something's head if it's still moving

Javen

I hope your friend just went out and bought those fish, placed them on the dock, then took a picture.

Cogliostro

Man, you guys don't know good fishing until you come up here and fish Alaska.

Unless it's Alaska, freshwater fishing outside is chump change.

Rankenphile

what about freshwater fishing inside?

Butters

Cogliostro wrote: »

Man, you guys don't know good fishing until you come up here and fish Alaska.

Unless it's Alaska, freshwater fishing outside is chump change.

Fishing the Russian and Kenai rivers was some good times back in the day. I do miss it so.

Wise_a

Man, theres this little man made pond that we call "the muck-hole" over by a new condo development. When the weather gets warm, the pond is FULL of pickerel and bass. Its alot of fun to fish because you always catch a bunch of cool fish and its not that much work. The big lake that I live on is alot harder to fish, and alot of times you come away empty handed.

IpseDixit

I don't think I'd want to eat any fish caught out of a body of water called "the muck-hole"

Wise_a

IpseDixit wrote: »

I don't think I'd want to eat any fish caught out of a body of water called "the muck-hole"

Ha!

I used to fish there before I lived on the big lake. It was alot of fun, cuz you always caught something. But you're right - it was close to a major road and I wouldn't have eaten one of those fish if you paid me. It was just for fun.

Dienekes

fresh water fishing is for gays

spanish mackeral are where it's at

vicious little bastards

so much fun

RedTide

Dienekes wrote: »

fresh water fishing is for gays

spanish mackeral are where it's at

vicious little bastards

so much fun

On a sport level, blue fish on a lighter pole make for all sorts of fun.