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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes, I got that. My point is that he's meant to be a brilliant nuclear physicist...but oh hey dudes check out these arms I designed by myself entirely for the purpose of handling this miniature sun that I also designed myself.

    It just seems to me he was made too much into the public's stereotype of "lol science machines physics robots" when in the comics, even though the arms were an amazing breakthrough and he made them himself, they're for a more innocuous purpose (handling dangerous chemicals and radioactive samples, as opposed to gently massaging a tiny star into ecstasy).


    EDIT: hahaha DrIan that's cool

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah I know but that kind of looks silly. Like this is Vietnam and they throw some glowing chest circle on him

    I know I know, comics lol

    It's the Gulf War now. But I see where you're coming from. Every technology in the super-hero universe is already aesthetically-styled for super-heroes/villains for some reason. It's like the Spider-Man movies. Sure they had a glider, but why was it chromed? Why did they have a power-ranger suit to go with it? What part of controlling a mini-sun would require super-intelligent, evil octopus arms with their own individual cameras in each 'palm' and one that apparently has a knife?

    The Marvel movie universe does some annoying things sometimes, but overall they are still fun movies.


    True dat. I know they needed to portray non-Ock Otto as a benevolent scientist for the story, but it kind of annoyed me how he shows off these incredible mechanical arms that would earn him an absolute fortune...but oh wait nvm guys its for the portable sun h5

    Yeah guys, I made them intelligent enough and powerful enough that they can take over a human mind. Cool huh? But don't worry, I put this tiny plastic tab in and they become obedient. Much better than maybe making them subservient in the first place right?

    Oh and I picked out the spot to create my mini-sun. It's in a brick and wood building in the middle of Manhattan. Out in the Nevada desert was just too far away. Plus... what could happen? It's just a miniature star, something that's never been done before and I'm doing it in one of the most densely-populated places on Earth, but it's not like the government cares about stuff like that right?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't read comics.

    Doesn't Hulk ever turn back into Bruce Banner?

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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    when he needs to buy new purple shorts

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It should be noted in the OP that while david goyer has written some very good comic book films, the only one he has directed is Blade:Trinity.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Xaquin - :^: Great reference. Still mad that H.E.R.O. didn't last longer

    I liked at the end of Kingdom Come when they were eating at Planet Krypton and the waitress suggested they try the 'Dial H for Hoagie'

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    It should be noted in the OP that while david goyer has written some very good comic book films, the only one he has directed is Blade:Trinity.

    ew

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i thought blade trinity was entertaining, definitely not as good as the first one.

    i'm unsure what i think of the 2nd one, only because it was directed by Guillermo Del Toro, and i love that dude.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The second one was pretty awesome, albeit with some corny moments

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The second one was pretty awesome, albeit with some corny moments

    Ron Perlman made that movie tolerable.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love that everyone else was foreign, and his name was Reinhardt, but had 0.000 accent whatsoever.

    though that Chupa dude from The Transporter didn't have one either...hmm

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    The second one was pretty awesome, albeit with some corny moments

    Ron Perlman made that movie tolerable.


    YOU TAKE THAT BACK. RON PERLMAN DOESNT DO SHITTY MOVIES.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    The second one was pretty awesome, albeit with some corny moments

    Ron Perlman made that movie tolerable.


    YOU TAKE THAT BACK. RON PERLMAN DOESNT DO SHITTY MOVIES.

    Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)


    Ron Perlman ... The Reman Viceroy

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    The second one was pretty awesome, albeit with some corny moments

    Ron Perlman made that movie tolerable.


    YOU TAKE THAT BACK. RON PERLMAN DOESNT DO SHITTY MOVIES.

    Absolon?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    RON PERLMAN
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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i was kidding.

    but i love ron, he's awesome.


    Edit: no makeup in that pic weaver, not at all.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Heheh, yeah.

    I'm looking forward to Hellboy 2.

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    ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I bought that 40 Years of X-Men DVD-ROM. I'm still only in the mid sixties in the comic series though. It's going to be a while before they actually start getting good.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I bought that 40 Years of X-Men DVD-ROM. I'm still only in the mid sixties in the comic series though. It's going to be a while before they actually start getting good.

    HOW CAN I TELL JEAN HOW I FEEL WITH MY LASER EYES D:

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    YOU CAN'T GIVE HUGS WITH RAMPANT ABUSE OF MAGNETISM!

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    RON PERLMAN
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    Holy shitballs, I didn't know Ron Perlman played him...

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    ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm amused that they refer to her as "gorgeous" more often than they do by her actual name.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey fuck you Nemesis was good

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WOMEN ARE OBJECTS AND ARE TO BE KNOWN BY THEIR PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm amused that they refer to her as "gorgeous" more often than they do by her actual name.

    Well it was the 60's. It's all like "Hey dollface, we know you have incredible telepathic powers, but how about you leave the mutant superhero stuff to us guys and go whip up some sandwiches and martinis for us".

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey fuck you Nemesis was good

    I never said it sucked...

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nemesis was ablooablooablooo


    it had twice as much emotional, introspective Picard as normal

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nemesis was ablooablooablooo


    it had twice as much emotional, introspective Picard as normal

    I liked the one with the Borg queen better. When Picard says "It ends here"...the little accent, the dramatic flare, the anger. He's so dashing.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm amused that they refer to her as "gorgeous" more often than they do by her actual name.

    Well it was the 60's. It's all like "Hey dollface, we know you have incredible telepathic powers, but how about you leave the mutant superhero stuff to us guys and go whip up some sandwiches and martinis for us".

    She was pretty not powerful back then as well. she could fold laundry with her mind, but that was about it.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Why would Hulk even bother with armor?
    They actually address this in one of the first WWH issues, which you can see in one of the previews.

    He knows that he doesn't need it.

    I guess that it's like one of Hulk's "pieces of flair".

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nemesis was ablooablooablooo


    it had twice as much emotional, introspective Picard as normal

    I liked the one with the Borg queen better. When Picard says "It ends here"...the little accent, the dramatic flare, the anger. He's so dashing.

    When he went nuts with the Thompson on the Holodeck. Jesus H. Christ, I wanted Patrick Stewart more than ever.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm amused that they refer to her as "gorgeous" more often than they do by her actual name.

    Well it was the 60's. It's all like "Hey dollface, we know you have incredible telepathic powers, but how about you leave the mutant superhero stuff to us guys and go whip up some sandwiches and martinis for us".

    She was pretty not powerful back then as well. she could fold laundry with her mind, but that was about it.

    Folding laundry, making a good pot roast, and mixing drinks was all a woman had to do in the 60's. They weren't intelligent enough to handle real problem like alien invasions and evildoers.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "i can move stuff with my mind!!!"
    "That's nice, but i can cover myself in snow, and throw snowballs! I'll handle this alien invasion, you just make sure i have a steak waiting"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "i can move stuff with my mind!!!"
    "That's nice, but i can cover myself in snow, and throw snowballs! I'll handle this alien invasion, you just make sure i have a steak waiting"

    iceman is one of the most powerful characters in the MU

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "i can move stuff with my mind!!!"
    "That's nice, but i can cover myself in snow, and throw snowballs! I'll handle this alien invasion, you just make sure i have a steak waiting"

    Damn, I would have loved to be alive in the 50's and 60's. You're just coming off the high that is beating the Nazis and the Japanese. Jobs are good, prices are low, the commies are your sworn enemy, and your wife is at home cooking you a nice steak while taking care of the kids. You know she made a pie. She cleaned herself up to welcome you home, got your slippers, and made you a nice martini.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This doesn't really have anything to do with comics, but there's no other thread for it.

    Apparently Ridley Scott has just finished (re)shooting new material for the forthcoming huge Blade Runner DVD collection. Among other things, he reshot the shooting of Zhora.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    "i can move stuff with my mind!!!"
    "That's nice, but i can cover myself in snow, and throw snowballs! I'll handle this alien invasion, you just make sure i have a steak waiting"

    iceman is one of the most powerful characters in the MU

    Now he is, but back then he was pretty retardedly weak. I mean, a toaster oven could beat him.

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    HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nemesis was ablooablooablooo


    it had twice as much emotional, introspective Picard as normal

    I liked the one with the Borg queen better. When Picard says "It ends here"...the little accent, the dramatic flare, the anger. He's so dashing.

    That scene with Picard and Lily is maybe the best scene in all of Star Trek.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    "i can move stuff with my mind!!!"
    "That's nice, but i can cover myself in snow, and throw snowballs! I'll handle this alien invasion, you just make sure i have a steak waiting"

    iceman is one of the most powerful characters in the MU

    Now he is, but back then he was pretty retardedly weak. I mean, a toaster oven could beat him.
    No. He's always been that strong.

    He's just a weak-minded, depressed little dipshit.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Every superhero gets their turn at being all powerful eventually

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