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[Trump Administration] The First 100 End of Days
Atomika
Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
I'm back, and my fists are getting mighty twitchy for some Nazi punching. This weekend was a spectacular catastrophe for Trump administration, all of it falling to shit less than 48 hours after it started. Let's do the rundown:
- Trump's inaugural ball featured a cake that A) was complete reproduction of President Obama's cake except
it was cardboard and C) the baker was duped and so she gave her fee to the pro-LGBT Human Rights Council- Trump's inauguration had a worse turnout than a Mormon kegger
- Trump immediately goes on the thinskinsive defensive and boasts that the crowds were actually the size of, like, all the people in Baltimore.
- Trump gives speech at CIA HQ, says he's, "like, a smart person, you know?"
- Trump is being sued by CREW for failure to disclose conflicts of interest
- Wikileaks is on the hunt for Trump's tax returns
- Sean Spicer takes break from courageous fight against Dippin' Dots to act like a fuckin' idiot the first day on the job, instantly becoming the administration's Baghdad Bob
- Kellyanne Conway creates the term, "Alternative Facts," in attempt to spin Spicer and Trump's false claims and weird obsession with the inaugural crowd size
- I think virtually every cabinet selection is being investigated for criminal charges
- Mitch McConnell retreats into his shell, Lindsey Graham and John McCain follow suit in race to be the most cowardly republican
- Women are fucking awesome
- Millennials are fucking awesome
- You are fucking awesome
RULES:
No cynicism. No concern trolling. No discouragin' words. No fartin' in bed 'less you aim to sleep alone.
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I will fart in bed and you can't stop me
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
http://www.citizensforethics.org/press-release/crew-sues-trump-emoluments/
Standing under the enoulments clause is going to be tough but they are making a go of it
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
this gig economy
you can't even offer steady employment
this is why trump won
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
If we adopt an official language I really want that language to be Flemish.
Because Flemish sounds like English spoken by the Swedish Chef after doing a balloon full of nitrous
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Also, Puerto Rico exists.
And I don't hold out much hope for CREW's chances due to the vagueness of the enoulment clause, but I wish them Godspeed in their brave experiment.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
nazi punching is great exposure
get your foot in the door
then get your foot in their ass
Which, fine, keep picking unnecessary fights.
It's a weird thing to step back and realize every so often.
But as John Oliver said to close last season; This is NOT normal, it is fucked up.
So I'm not going to normalize it. I won't live outrage to outrage, but boy, I really hope the D's in the House and Senate and of every stripe in the US are ready to go to the mat when and where it counts.
-or just being a goose.
I wish that was all Trump did on twitter, rather than getting into trade wars with China and pissing off Mexico.
Life is all bright in America!
If you can fight in America!
Life is alright in America!
If you're all white in America!
More importantly, tourism exists. As do foreigners visiting our country for whatever reason. Government documents are explicitly NOT copyright protected (to oversimplify) so that they can be freely translated, and visiting diplomats/tourists know what the laws are. Completely ceding the creation and management of those translations to outside authorities invites all kinds of awful shit, especially when it's a language a very large chunk of your own populace speaks.
It must just be so the followers are used to disbelieving the media right...? That's their "strategy"
Trump being angry that his toadies can't bend reality to their whims, like their master, ensues this administration is going to have continuous in-fighting and this becoming a re-occruing event for any who fail Dear Leader.
https://swingleft.org/
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
Sigh.
twitch.tv/Taramoor
@TaramoorPlays
Taramoor on Youtube
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
If Trump actually thought that way, he could. What he was probably thinking was "sweet, I don't have to pretend to enjoy shaking that subhuman's hand."
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
yes and also when we know he lies it's not us catching him... he expects us to know and to see it as a show of strength
I used this last week to sign up for email updates I'm in NC-02. I would love to try to do the district leader thing, but I'm not exactly a community leader. Also not great with being a social butterfly and really dont know what its all about. I would like to do something though.
I live in WA-8.
Dave Reichert ran basically unopposed and still barely won. This district is totally flippable, but that site's telling me to drive to Alaska.
twitch.tv/Taramoor
@TaramoorPlays
Taramoor on Youtube
contact them and help them correct it? I am not sure where they get all the data, there's obviously a lot to go through
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
And not just the use of those words will get you banned. Don't even joke about advocating for the death of anyone, but especially any public figure. Some of us work in government, and even being associated with someone who makes this kind of crass joke can cost someone a job.
Learn from mcdermott's mistake and in doing so it'll help keep you off the lists we know are out there, and help your fellow posters not lose their job by visiting this forum.
Edit: I've seen messages within right wing social media urging people to report everything they see that could be interpreted as a threat against anyone in the administration. You do not want the secret service knocking on your door
Considering this guy is an actual Nazi, I wonder if he wants his anti-antifa vigilantes to dress up in brown shirts.
Like I said, there's no way the shirts will be brown, like an immigrant's.
Nah, they'll be white. They'll look like this:
Much classier!
The Secret Service has proved themselves to be extremely good at their job, and because of that I've won a bet that Obama would survive his terms in office.
Now I just have to remember who I made that bet with.
soooooooo he admits that the people who hate him are antifa
does he really think that's going to work in his favor in the long run?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Exactly my thought
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
Which dumb, because the only way Don Young is getting out of that seat is if he retires or dies, and not a day sooner.