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[Chat], how do you make your coffee?
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There are many ways to make a cuppa joe. Let's talk about them.
Cowboy Coffee
just boil that shit in some water who gives a fuck
drinking the grounds makes you strong
Drip Coffee
The cause of many a small office argument.
Percolator
Okay you might think it's suited to campfires and church receptions, but it's kind of sciencey!
There are advanced forms of these three
French Press
Like cowboy, but at least we put a filter in and aren't boiling it directly.
Pourover
Is this just fancy drip? Who knows but if you're not using a gooseneck kettle you might as well drink from the gutter.
Vacuum Pot
We took the perc and went full science experiment.
COFFEE!
Cowboy Coffee
just boil that shit in some water who gives a fuck
drinking the grounds makes you strong
Drip Coffee
The cause of many a small office argument.
Percolator
Okay you might think it's suited to campfires and church receptions, but it's kind of sciencey!
There are advanced forms of these three
French Press
Like cowboy, but at least we put a filter in and aren't boiling it directly.
Pourover
Is this just fancy drip? Who knows but if you're not using a gooseneck kettle you might as well drink from the gutter.
Vacuum Pot
We took the perc and went full science experiment.
COFFEE!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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sorry, now that cats have won Team Cat is abolishing democracy
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
My caffeine and my democracy
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
it's the only legitimate option I have at the moment
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sure a french press or a pourover, or cold brew will produce a better cup, but sometimes you dont have time for that shit.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
CAN'T
WAIT
FOR
I did what I thought had to be done.
Minimum effort, maximum caffeine
my mom insists on buying these bargain knockoff kcups
that--I assume to avoid patents or licensing fees--are made out of a stiff paper mesh instead of being a sealed plastic container
so imagine you ground some coffee and then left it open to the air in a warehouse for six months before brewing it
it's vile
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
no fears
I was banging it out, I had nothing prepared
but I had to get them pictures
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yeah, Ive had those they are real bad.
The best kcups are the ones that are the worst for the environment, sadly... and come from Coffee People.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
real coffee, from the hills of columbia
the duncan hills awake you
from a thousand deaths
a cup of blackened blood
die die
you're dying for a cup
guatamala blend
ethiopian
french vanilla roast
die die
you're dying for a cup
prepare for ultimate flavor
you're gonna get some now
and scream
for your cream
*facemelting solo*
duncan hills
duncan hills
duncan hills coffee
it's p great
my diiiiickkkkkkkkkkk
At home
espresso with stovetop moka, Italian-style
At work
like k-cups but with more appealing branding!
it's surprisingly acceptable
Like, you can get foam from them. It's pretty amazing.
Our Charlotte office has one of those machines and I am in love.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
We have a compost bucket
Coffee Grounds make a good air freshener actually
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies