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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    oh good the promotion paperwork went through and i got a whole bonus paycheck basically

    fuckin' yesssssss

    Buy me more dragons

    which dragons do you have right now btw

    sounds like you're trying Lylyth 1 today, right? She's pretty decent. Parasite is a fantastic spell.

    Apparently Legion players are gravitating toward Lylyth 2 (pincushion is amazing for a gunline) and 3 lately. Her battle engine version is weird, I'm not sure how she'd play.

    I have the MK2 and MK3 battle boxes

    So, bolt thrower, neraph, carnivean, six shredders, lylyth1, kryssa, and one forsaken.

    I'm gonna buy another bolt thrower, neraph, and a seraph as my next buys, I think

    hmm you want two neraphs? they're usually only good with specific casters, though they do look neat.

    seraph seems like it's obligatory for the slipstream, for sure.

    i'd consider a ravagore or two, especially if you dig lylyth. ravagores are fkin' amazing and a great model.

    Wife loves pThags, so I'm getting a bunch of the heavy kits at some point for her to use.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    urgh I hate math

    my book is pretty terse on some things

    luckily, there's khan academy!


    telescoping series are witchcraft and I do not trust them at all

    math is boring
    rip Abdhy

    (also did I see you write earlier that you were taking condensed matter this semester? I found it an eclectic and pleasing class but I immediately forgot everything I learned in it)

    I was doing my materials science assignment earlier. Which seems to intersect somewhat with condensed matter (I had to google that) but I am studying to be an engineer, not a physicist. So it's a lot more "just look it up in a table" and a lot more steel types than bose-einstein condensate

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Urrrrrgh I should probably start science

    ;-;

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around from Lynn are the only people that I've heard say it.

    Sleep on
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I like to eat

    Eat

    Eat

    Eeples and te me-mes

    You're a monster.

    Ya I get that a lot!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I'm hoping I was sick enough in my meeting that the boss sends me home early.

    So then I can go to the cabin and play with explosives and arrows.

    So, you're the dude who does Demolition Ranch.

    Shit I wish.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Also I need to buy a succubus, she's super useful because kryssa and lylyth1 are both hella focus starved

    Plus lylyth needs concealment like crazy

    So, is this a bug science thing, or a pax thing, or a marriage thing, or some combination of the three...?

    My wedding is definitely going to involve all of these

    I wonder if I could have a dress made out of a swarm of wasps

    colossal pillar of matrimony

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    also holy shit southie is nothing like that anymore

    gentrified out the wazoo

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Also I need to buy a succubus, she's super useful because kryssa and lylyth1 are both hella focus starved

    Plus lylyth needs concealment like crazy

    So, is this a bug science thing, or a pax thing, or a marriage thing, or some combination of the three...?

    My wedding is definitely going to involve all of these

    I wonder if I could have a dress made out of a swarm of wasps

    colossal pillar of matrimony

    Let's go do not bring prenups

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Guys, I don't wanna do fullwidth memes anymore.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm hoping I was sick enough in my meeting that the boss sends me home early.

    So then I can go to the cabin and play with explosives and arrows.

    So, you're the dude who does Demolition Ranch.

    demolition ranch guy's dayjob is being a vet and he lives for it so I doubt he sneaks out sick

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7OaphEBm1Y

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I basically don't give a shit if Neraphs aren't that great, my goal is to figure out how to win with them regardless. They are my current favorite model legion has, next to the hellmouth

    @Evil Multifarious

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    so they found out one of the physicians was the culprit of the period blood covering the rim/outside of the toilet

    because she was the only one on her period this week (they openly discuss cramps and shit), and someone checked the bathroom right after she went in (they were the last to use it)

    she also apparently doesn't cover her tampons and just kind of hucks them into the bin uncovered I guess, which seems gross but I don't know enough about tampon habits to really comment on that

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Urrrrrgh I should probably start science

    ;-;
    it is nothing more than we good workers must do
    *continues faffing*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    How do chain stores not collapse under their own weight

    how can receptionists in three different offices not get me in touch with a guy that works there

    How hard can it be to set up a CISCO Unity voice mail system

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    Better than "deadass."

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Seriously Matt from Demolition Ranch is one of the best people that exists.

    Like his day job is a non profit vet that takes in abused and injured animals and rescues them and his side job is one of the largest gun channels on youtube where he figures out just what kind of round it'll take to penetrate a stack of phonebooks or a big ball of duct tape.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    very rarely but it does happen

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    Better than "deadass."

    ? deadass isn't a Boston thing

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I am in line for some sort of Resident Evil 7 thing now

    I ate an engineer
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    POSTCARDS ARE $2.50!? WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING HAND DRAWN!? IS THIS AN ARTISAN POSTCARD? IS IT FROM THE GODDAMN EDGE?

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    Better than "deadass."

    Huh?

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    so they found out one of the physicians was the culprit of the period blood covering the rim/outside of the toilet

    because she was the only one on her period this week (they openly discuss cramps and shit), and someone checked the bathroom right after she went in (they were the last to use it)

    she also apparently doesn't cover her tampons and just kind of hucks them into the bin uncovered I guess, which seems gross but I don't know enough about tampon habits to really comment on that

    yeah it's polite to wrap them in TP before disposing of them

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    POSTCARDS ARE $2.50!? WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING HAND DRAWN!? IS THIS AN ARTISAN POSTCARD? IS IT FROM THE GODDAMN EDGE?

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

    Free range, gluten free, organic.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    Better than "deadass."

    ? deadass isn't a Boston thing

    Brooklyn thing.

    I'm just deadass making fun of the north east corridor as a whole.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I dreamed that I bumped into ex-wife at a party and she started making out with some handsome guy

    Then I went to the beach with my dysfunctional family, and a sea monster ate me, so I had to tear my way out with my bare hands

    Thank you, brain, thank you for another night of great dreams

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    POSTCARDS ARE $2.50!? WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING HAND DRAWN!? IS THIS AN ARTISAN POSTCARD? IS IT FROM THE GODDAMN EDGE?

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

    her: "OH hahaha are you SERIOUS???"

    me: "Y-yes?"

    her: "I don't think so!!" (tosses postcards at me, leaves store)

    me: ?????

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    List of things:

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    POSTCARDS ARE $2.50!? WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING HAND DRAWN!? IS THIS AN ARTISAN POSTCARD? IS IT FROM THE GODDAMN EDGE?

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

    her: "OH hahaha are you SERIOUS???"

    me: "Y-yes?"

    her: "I don't think so!!" (tosses postcards at me, leaves store)

    me: ?????

    That'll teach you

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    I really hate when someone does not look at the clearly advertised price of something and then is like, mad at me when I ring them up and it's more than they expected

    there's a big sign that says "POSTCARDS: $2.50" on the rack lady

    POSTCARDS ARE $2.50!? WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING HAND DRAWN!? IS THIS AN ARTISAN POSTCARD? IS IT FROM THE GODDAMN EDGE?

    I SAID GOOD DAY!

    her: "OH hahaha are you SERIOUS???"

    me: "Y-yes?"

    her: "I don't think so!!" (tosses postcards at me, leaves store)

    me: ?????

    Well, why did you set the price so high, Bleric? Why did you think it would be a good idea to personally insult every potential customer with your prices, Bleric?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    kedinik wrote: »
    I dreamed that I bumped into ex-wife at a party and she started making out with some handsome guy

    Then I went to the beach with my dysfunctional family, and a sea monster ate me, so I had to tear my way out with my bare hands

    Thank you, brain, thank you for another night of great dreams

    want me to shark your brain

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bleric you're a terrible small business owner.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I paid eleven dollars for a birthday card a few months ago

    I mean i wanted something for my birthday!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm hoping I was sick enough in my meeting that the boss sends me home early.

    So then I can go to the cabin and play with explosives and arrows.

    Local man commits suicide in bizarre way. Leaves a note about hillbilly romance unfinished.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    - "milkshake" /= "ice cream and milk in a blender"

    ?

    Yeah apparently it's just fucking blended milk and flavoring at some places up here

    What you are looking for is a frappe

    yes so I have heard

    Boston is the w o r s t

    people from western mass seem to mostly say "milkshake" for milk+icecream, Pinecone kind of goes back and forth and he's from a suburb of Boston

    it's very localized

    You heard anyone call soda tonic yet. That's that super old New England shit

    no, thankfully

    You'll only find it if you like deep dive on the north shore.

    Like my dad's family and the people they have around are the only people that say it.

    my grandmother is north shore, but she ORIGINALLY grew up in Maine so, she didn't pick up aaaaaall the Boston stuff even tho she moved to the middle of town in the 60s when she was like 18

    Pinecone's family is all south shore, and my other Boston friends are all first-gen with parents from somewhere else so I have limited slang exposure

    Have you yet started incorrectly using the word wicked?

    Better than "deadass."

    ? deadass isn't a Boston thing

    Brooklyn thing.

    I'm just deadass making fun of the north east corridor as a whole.

    I guess? That one has some national play though

    also it doesn't fit into the same spot as Wicked

    IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT SLANG AT LEAST INSERT IT INTO A RELEVANT SPOT IN THE CONVERSATION IS WHAT I'M SAYING

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm hoping I was sick enough in my meeting that the boss sends me home early.

    So then I can go to the cabin and play with explosives and arrows.

    Local man commits suicide in bizarre way. Leaves a note about hillbilly romance unfinished.

    I always finish.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I dreamed that I bumped into ex-wife at a party and she started making out with some handsome guy

    Then I went to the beach with my dysfunctional family, and a sea monster ate me, so I had to tear my way out with my bare hands

    Thank you, brain, thank you for another night of great dreams

    want me to shark your brain

    *slips you $20*

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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