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What article of clothing (stranger is wearing) would you want to eat the least?
Metalbourne
Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
I mean, just imagine trying to pull it out. But those socks are on someone's feet! butt what about skid marks?
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What article of clothing (stranger is wearing) would you want to eat the least? 36 votes
hat
0%
socks
13%
5 votes
underwear
52%
19 votes
bra
8%
3 votes
shoes
8%
3 votes
anything with a zipper
16%
6 votes
0
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
whatever you need to do but you are required to consume the entire article
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
No pain, no gain
but yet you think the zipper off a jacket is going to be no problem
You, my friend, have a healthy respect for shit and I respect that.
None of the rest will be a good time, but at least i have some kind of chance
I don't know what's in a shoe that makes it poisonous to your frail, human body. So good luck with whatever article of clothing you decide to eat
Unless we're talking a slipper or a cookable leather boot that is NOT going to go through my system
Unless i have like a industrial strength shredder, but i feel like that trivializes most of the other options while only making shoes managable
The poll asks to pick one from a list of several bad options
If I had my way I wouldn't eat anyone's clothing
But I think bra would be worst.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
why would I eat clothes?
lol I'll take the shoes then. Here you can have my steel boned corset as a trade
Steam ID - VeldrinD
haha fuck
you win the thread
But seriously though it's mostly cloth and buttons, unfortunately. Would you like to get it tailored first, at least?
U gotta
the zippers are right out though, what if they like, come out positioned perfectly and I accidentally zip my butthole shut
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The fear of having to pull it out like you do dental floss when your dog gets into the trash is just too great
like I know academically that undies are nastier than socks
but it's like
my stomach will not be convinced
never again
I admire someone who can learn that lesson the first time.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
that depends. do i make the best threads?
A jacket? That's a hell of a lot of material to swallow down. Whereas an especially racy pair of underwear you could down in a single gulp and be done with it
Made of nachos.
A nice beer batter covers a multitude of sins
Ok deep frying is cheating.
Gross
i grind down any article of clothing and put the tiniest sprinkling over a meal a day over 60 years