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[Phalla] Netherball Game II * MOLDY MELON AND REFEREE VICTORY!

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Less than half an hour warning. Your team might be sad if you didn't put in orders.

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  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Is Disgaea available as an app, or on 3DS?

    Didn't see it on the apple App Store (I had the same thought). Looks like there was a DS version though.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    SHENANIGANS!

    Just kidding.

  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Grunt's Ghosts wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    I am not a robot

    If you have to say you aren't a robot, you are a robot.

    This clip seems fitting.
    http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3a1glf/the-half-hour-bothered-by-weird-things

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    @Sir Fabulous
    You've been killed in the narration again

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  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Also I have no idea how to embed video (and am on my phone) so just click it, it's robot relevant

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    Is Disgaea available as an app, or on 3DS?

    Didn't see it on the apple App Store (I had the same thought). Looks like there was a DS version though.

    It's a pretty bad version. Better off getting it on steam.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    And no one was up for faction speculation? I'm disappoint.

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  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Last one of these looked to maybe have 3. So I'd guess maybe four or five if two of them are SK/Lone Wolfish

  • Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    And no one was up for faction speculation? I'm disappoint.

    I dont know anything about possible teams or factions. Blundering through like usual. Best plan.

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    I just got home. Who's dead?

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Day One: How its meant to be played.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoDgG2R1mEU

    dE8sZQV.png I'm not sure we are watching the right game here Pleinair. Only one person was voted off tonight, and none of the prinnies killed eachother.

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    dE8sZQV.png True, at least the death was a spectacular Cyclops named premium. Finally in Usagi’s play of the day it looks like discrider a Dark Durian Prinny was Struck with the force of a flaming meteor. They'll be picking pieces of him up for some time to come. And that's all for the game related deaths!

    bh8inzD.png Well what was everyone doing?

    02Xs6Rl.png They must have been following the rules and scoring! Hooray! May the team with the best spirit win!

    bh8inzD.png Flonne, you are ruining the game!

    02Xs6Rl.png But but this is how its meant to be played!

    dE8sZQV.png One thing is for sure folks, this is not how the game is meant to be played!

    bh8inzD.png See!

    dE8sZQV.png Well let's move on to the scores.
    Rotten Peach 9
    Dark Durian 6
    Moldy Melon 3

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    dE8sZQV.png Hmm, this just in, apparently the referees found that the Dark Durians violated the rules and are subtracting 4 points from them.
    Updated Score:
    Rotten Peach 9
    Moldy Melon 3
    Dark Durian 2

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    ***


    The Dead:
    premium - Cyclops - The Vote
    discrider - Dark Durian Prinny - Struck with the force of a flaming meteor
    Cythraul - Chernobog - Shotgunned
    ***

    PMs are going out. Everyone voted. AS IT SHOULD BE!


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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    So... three factions then?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    And neutrals (assuming there were more than two...)

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I feel that all status PMs are out, please contact me if you feel like I owe you something.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    And neutrals (assuming there were more than two...)

    I would personally think 8 players to each team, leaving seven to be neutrals and/or SKs. Maybe 9/9/9 then 4.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    what the fucktion

  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Yeah, there's been mention in the phalla sign-up thread of a wincon involving the referees dieing, so there's at least one more faction besides the three teams.

    Also, I'll write up a vote log in a bit. Not committing to doing it every night though.

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    OoooOoOOoOOooOoOoOooOoOooO
    What does putting my name on this list do?
    !WAAK!
    oooOoooOOOOOOioooooooOOOOOO

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    dE8sZQV.png Breaking news Pleinair, all three team owners have distributed 1 Hell to all surviving players. I'm not sure if they are trying to bribe the referees or what. I'd hope they wouldn't be moved by that small of an amount of money.

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    All living players now have 1 Hell ( the netherworld unit of currency)

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    When is the @Rosenqueen sale?

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    @Sir Fabulous
    You've been killed in the narration again

    Karma

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Huh, what the heck were the moldy melons up to that kept them from scoring and yet did no killing?

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Huh, what the heck were the moldy melons up to that kept them from scoring and yet did no killing?

    Probably forgetting to send in actions. Hence 'not how the game is played'.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular


    Dood said we'd work it out
    Dood said that you had no doubt
    That deep down we were really in love
    Oh, but I'm tired of holding on
    To an Infidel I know is gone
    I do believe that I've had enough

    I've had enough of the fan-tas-y
    Of worn out moderation
    Enough of the jeal-ou-sy
    Over my intoxication
    I make you laugh
    And you make me cry
    I believe it's time for me to die

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    @Sir Fabulous
    You've been killed in the narration again

    Karma

    oooAoooOOoOOOOooOooOoOoOoo
    Eh.
    I called it though so not sure Karma quite fits.
    OOOooooOoOoOoOOOoOoooooOoo

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    So in terms of both scoring, abiding by the rules, and being alive, the Dark Durian team is in last place. And nobody exploded!

    Wonder if the Cyclops is a neutral or a vigilante.

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  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    So in terms of both scoring, abiding by the rules, and being alive, the Dark Durian team is in last place. And nobody exploded!

    Wonder if the Cyclops is a neutral or a vigilante.

    Color seems to indicate he was a peach

  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Key:
    • votes
    • Dark Durians
    • Rotten Peaches
    • Moldy Melons
    • unknown affiliation
    • withdrawn votes

    Day 1 Voting results
    • Candidate (final tally): withdrawn Voter (vote order #), Voter (vote order #)
    • premium (6): Ringo (1), vagrant_winds (8), Brody (26), LostNinja (31), AustinP0027 (34), kime (37)
    • kime (4): Infidel (3), Delmain (5), Mikey CTS (17), Arasaki (22), Sir Fabulous (36)
    • Sir Fabulous (4): Grunt's Ghosts (2), Sir Fabulous (20), MagicPrime (27), JusticeforPluto (30), Delmain (35)
    • Grunt's Ghosts (3): Auralynx (4), corvidae (24), Moridin889 (29)
    • JayKaos (2): cj iwakura (13), The Brayster (33)
    • Megafrost (2): Baidol (12), Gizzy (21)
    • Arasaki (1): Assuran (14)
    • AustinP0027 (1): H3Knuckles (15)
    • Brody (1): premium (25)
    • cj iwakura (1): Preda (23)
    • discrider (1): Virgil_Leads_You (32)
    • Gizzy (1): Megafrost (11)
    • H3Knuckles (1): AustinP0027 (7), discrider (19)
    • Infidel (1): Phyphor (28)
    • Moridin889 (1): Cythraul (18)
    • The Brayster (1): JayKaos (10)
    • Baidol (0): LostNinja (16)

    Day 1 Chronological voting log
    • Voter: vote (running tally), withdrawn vote (updated tally for withdrawn vote)
    1. Ringo: premium (1)
    2. Grunt's Ghosts: Sir Fabulous (1)
    3. Infidel: kime (1)
    4. Auralynx: Grunt's Ghosts (1)
    5. Delmain: kime (2)
    6. discrider: 38thDoe (1)
    7. AustinP0027: H3Knuckles (1)
    8. vagrant_winds: premium (2)
    9. Megafrost: kimezzy (1)
    10. JayKaos: The Brayster (1)
    11. Megafrost: Gizzy (1), kimezzy (0)
    12. Baidol: Megafrost (1)
    13. cj iwakura: JayKaos (1)
    14. Assuran: Arasaki (1)
    15. H3Knuckles: AustinP0027 (1)
    16. LostNinja: "Bandoi" (1)
    17. Mikey CTS: kime (3)
    18. Cythraul: Moridin889 (1)
    19. discrider: H3Knuckles (2), 38thDoe (0)
    20. Sir Fabulous: Sir Fabulous (2)
    21. Gizzy: Megafrost (2)
    22. Arasaki: kime (4)
    23. Preda: cj iwakura (1)
    24. corvidae: Grunt's Ghosts (2)
    25. premium: Brody (1)
    26. Brody: premium (3)
    27. MagicPrime: Sir Fabulous (3)
    28. Phyphor: Infidel (1)
    29. Moridin889: Grunt's Ghosts (3)
    30. JusticeforPluto: Sir Fabulous (4)
    31. LostNinja: premium (4), Baidol (0)
    32. Virgil_Leads_You: discrider (1)
    33. The Brayster: JayKaos (2)
    34. AustinP0027: premium (5), H3Knuckles (1)
    35. Delmain: Sir Fabulous (5), kime (3)
    36. Sir Fabulous: kime (4), Sir Fabulous (4)
    37. kime: premium (6)

    Edit: Dood I hope @Phyphor can get the magic box up and running so I don't need to keep doing these.

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    ooOOoOoOoooO

    ?!?!?!?ERROR?!?!?!?

    ooOOoOoOoooO

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Interesting, Cythraul's death was not narrated, and the narration specified game related deaths.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    So do you guys think any of the teams know who their teammates are? Or that only certain members on each team are masoned? Is there a mafia in the traditional sense?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I support non-traditional mafias

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    !Baidol

    Goons are bad, so I'm told.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    So do you guys think any of the teams know who their teammates are? Or that only certain members on each team are masoned? Is there a mafia in the traditional sense?

    If my team knows each other, I have been left out. So I can confirm one of the fruity teams unmasoned.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Yeah I dunno who anyone is, and I assume the same was true of most of the people voting on Monday. Now's when things start to get interesting.

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    I, too, have been left out of the reindeer games, dood.

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  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    I know who everyone is. And Isn't.Bow before my supreme knowningness.

    Also, I tend to be a little forgetful, so if you could go ahead and inbox me who you are, that would help. You know, like one of those memory games that's supposed to improve your remembering stuff skill.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    any idea what we can use our 1 hell for?

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