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Heard a snap from dick and can't get hard anymore.

SnapsauceSnapsauce Registered User regular
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Yesterday I was masturbates bit suddenly I heard something pop but my dick was still hard and I came 2 mins later.
I had no pain while it popped and even after it popped bit now I can't get hard anymore if I try but I did had morning wood.
Pls help me.

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Probably trolling, but if not:

    Why? Why would you be asking a random webforum about this and not your doctor?

  • SnapsauceSnapsauce Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    Probably trolling, but if not:

    Why? Why would you be asking a random webforum about this and not your doctor?

    Cause I'm 14 so I'm scared to tell it to my parents.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    go to a doctor

    your parents will probably prefer you to have a functioning dick at some point in your life.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    If you're concerned about informing your parents about the reasons you received a dick injury, just lie and say you sat down really hard on it because you weren't paying attention

    If you hear a sound in your body you should probably see a doctor about it if possible.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    You've got a rupture or a tear in one of the membranes inside your penis.

    I know it's an awkward situation to explain to parents and anyone, but

    GET TO A DOCTOR TODAY

    This happens all the time to people. And recovery usually goes real well.

    IF AND ONLY IF IT GETS LOOKED AT IN TIME

    You do not have time to wait and see if it gets better. You need to see a urologist before healing - and thus, scarring, meaning internal scar tissue - starts. Because if it doesn't heal well, that's gonna be a real big problem.


    It's probably going to be fine, but as I cannot stress enough: this is a very time sensitive issue.

    Yeah, it's an awkward thing to bring up. But just bite that sour apple and go hey, I need to go to the doctor, today. Say like, I dunno, just "something broke, down there"

    Abdhyius on
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  • SnapsauceSnapsauce Registered User regular
    I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »
    If you're concerned about informing your parents about the reasons you received a dick injury, just lie and say you sat down really hard on it because you weren't paying attention

    If you hear a sound in your body you should probably see a doctor about it if possible.
    bowen wrote: »
    go to a doctor

    your parents will probably prefer you to have a functioning dick at some point in your life.

    Okay i will try that thanks.

  • SnapsauceSnapsauce Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    You've got a rupture or a tear in one of the membranes inside your penis.

    I know it's an awkward situation to explain to parents and anyone, but

    GET TO A DOCTOR TODAY

    This happens all the time to people. And recovery usually goes real well.

    IF AND ONLY IF IT GETS LOOKED AT IN TIME

    You do not have time to wait and see if it gets better. You need to see a urologist before healing - and thus, scarring, meaning internal scar tissue - starts. Because if it doesn't heal well, that's gonna be a real big problem.


    It's probably going to be fine, but as I cannot stress enough: this is a very time sensitive issue.

    Yeah, it's an awkward thing to bring up. But just bite that sour apple and go hey, I need to go to the doctor, today. Say like, I dunno, just "something broke, down there"

    Thank you.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    oh and yes, a story that it had nothing to do with masturbation and you sat on it instead is entirely plausible so no problem with going with that slightly more easy thing to tell

    (because you don't have to be 14 to not want to go "SO ANYWAY I WAS MASTURBATING AND SOMETHING HAPPENED" to one's parents :P)

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Hell you could even roll over on it while you're sleeping and cause it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    No matter how you choose to break the news to your parents, you need to be absolutely 100% honest with your doctor, even if you have to ask your parents to leave the room; the doctor has seen worse injuries in the first year of med school, but misrepresenting the cause of the injury could lead to an improper diagnosis as well as an improper treatment, and that ain't going to help you.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    And, dude, you're a 14 year old male with access to the internet.
    Your parents know.

    Talk to them, see your doctor, get your junk taken care of (if you haven't done so already).

  • SnapsauceSnapsauce Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    And, dude, you're a 14 year old male with access to the internet.
    Your parents know.

    Talk to them, see your doctor, get your junk taken care of (if you haven't done so already).
    Well I'm going today but I can get really hard already.

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