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it's a pretty good webzone look at it here http://www.acq-inc.com/

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I'll be honest, Tube, I thought you were spamming for a second. Maybe write out Acquisition Inc?

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Maybe write out your will

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Oh Shiiiiiii-

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    :snap:

    Also, I love the website. Oh, and Kate (WaM) is gonna be on the C Team! Yay!

  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    this is just so goddamned good

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I was very close to making a thread.

    BLM - ACAB
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Oh god that poor Sigil

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hey speaking of AccioInkies is there a guide to which podcast series is which? Like it seems to go 1, 2, 3, Dark Sun, ? ? ? Ark Of the Mad Mage, 8?

    Are the missing 'series' just the live PAX games?

    Oh brilliant
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Anyone else hear their nearest web designer cry out in fear and/or despair with a healthy side helping of disgust just now?
    Just me?

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    made by ~ * o M i N d R a N * ~

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Hey speaking of AccioInkies is there a guide to which podcast series is which? Like it seems to go 1, 2, 3, Dark Sun, ? ? ? Ark Of the Mad Mage, 8?

    Are the missing 'series' just the live PAX games?

    on the new site if you go to "Portfolio," it has all the episodes laid out in order. (Although Dark Sun is AFAIK unrelated to Acq Inc; different characters, different setting etc. Still very funny and worth a listen)

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I read recently in Barbara Tuchman's A Distant Mirror a little nugget about a 14th century brigand and mercenary group "which called itself frankly enough Società dell' acquisito."

    And it was headed by a fella who was known as the "Archpriest".

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    God, the copious use of mouse-over text to repeat the information in the graphical elements is just perfect.

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  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    are the character names missing from the Dark Sun segment an oversight or just not shown because all of Kris Straub's aliases for "Coach" would take up half a page?

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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Web 3.0 looking pretty sweet right there


    PSN- AHermano
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    new acquisitions inc series

    finally my itch is scratched once again

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Cathode Ray TubeCathode Ray Tube Registered User regular
    Oh lord, it has a web ring too.

    Are the audio parts playable on the website or is my work internet blocking it?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I watched the video, Jerry winked at me, I think I'm pregnant somehow?

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Doesn't work in netscape

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Nice.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Waterdeep Citizens probably see the Acq Inc. web page as a technological marvel.

    it's like viewing The Information Superhighway when it was still new and fresh, untouched by Twitter and (*shudder*) Reddit.

    my god what is this feeling?

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    steam | Dokkan: 868846562
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Anyone else hear their nearest web designer cry out in fear and/or despair with a healthy side helping of disgust just now?
    Just me?

    They need look no further than their own brethern:

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    I'm enjoying the character bios page. But I don't remember Aoefel being mentioned as working for Auspicia, though I'm not fully up to date on Acq Inc. Did Wil himself make a reappearance, or was his character just a mention in the story?


    This is a complicated one: he started out as a cool, dangerous elf. He had a catchphrase that I don’t remember 100% percent, but he really enjoyed saying it and there’s no company policy saying he can’t. Then he was completely dissolved in acid. There is a company policy on that and it involves avoiding acid, and not bathing in it—it’s possible I could have used a larger font in the Employee Manual. Then we had to go get him from Hell. Then, for reasons unknown, he started working for my sister, Auspicia Dran, of Dran Enterprises, and dressing like a teenager. Whereabouts: currently unknown[/quote[

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I'm enjoying the character bios page. But I don't remember Aoefel being mentioned as working for Auspicia, though I'm not fully up to date on Acq Inc. Did Wil himself make a reappearance, or was his character just a mention in the story?
    This is a complicated one: he started out as a cool, dangerous elf. He had a catchphrase that I don’t remember 100% percent, but he really enjoyed saying it and there’s no company policy saying he can’t. Then he was completely dissolved in acid. There is a company policy on that and it involves avoiding acid, and not bathing in it—it’s possible I could have used a larger font in the Employee Manual. Then we had to go get him from Hell. Then, for reasons unknown, he started working for my sister, Auspicia Dran, of Dran Enterprises, and dressing like a teenager. Whereabouts: currently unknown
    Wil didn't make an appearance, but Aoefel stabbed somebody (I think it was Omin?) in the fight at the Frost Giant's castle to steal one of the pieces of that staff and then he vanished.

    godmode on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    That website is legitimately incredible.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    godmode wrote: »
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I'm enjoying the character bios page. But I don't remember Aoefel being mentioned as working for Auspicia, though I'm not fully up to date on Acq Inc. Did Wil himself make a reappearance, or was his character just a mention in the story?
    This is a complicated one: he started out as a cool, dangerous elf. He had a catchphrase that I don’t remember 100% percent, but he really enjoyed saying it and there’s no company policy saying he can’t. Then he was completely dissolved in acid. There is a company policy on that and it involves avoiding acid, and not bathing in it—it’s possible I could have used a larger font in the Employee Manual. Then we had to go get him from Hell. Then, for reasons unknown, he started working for my sister, Auspicia Dran, of Dran Enterprises, and dressing like a teenager. Whereabouts: currently unknown
    Wil didn't make an appearance, but Aoefel stabbed somebody (I think it was Omin?) in the fight at the Frost Giant's castle to steal one of the pieces of that staff and then he vanished.

    Even more spoilers:
    The crew winds up having to work Dran Enterprises attempting to recover another part of the Rod of Seven Pieces from a frost giant's castle. Among the representatives from Dran Enterprises is a Kylo Ren-esque guy dressed in all-black and voice by Perkins covering his mouth with his hands. An early hint is he is wearing a medallion of Aoefel's god. In the ensuing fight, everyone gets pretty badly fucked up by some dragons, but totally-not-Kylo stays back and doesn't really help. He then steals the rod part from Binwin, leaving him to die. He then stabs Viari in the back and says "is a 19 good enough for you?"

    Non-spoiler: you'll want to watch Acq Inc: The Series.

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