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Hotel Torhammer [chat]

JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
I'm playing Total Warhammer. It's really good! I suck at it, but it's a lot of fun nonetheless.

This guy's videos have been really helpful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQ-y4Xomdw

Discuss.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I made sure the last thread ended with good old fashioned wholesome over the top comically overpowered violence.

    Hurray for Warhammer

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What a chatator jacob. just overthrowing the random democracy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    What a chatator jacob. just overthrowing the random democracy.

    There's NOTHING random about Geth.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    That mac n cheese looked too damn good to not get more mention.

    I will try to emulate that tomorrow.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    @Element Brian everett is still like an hour's commute from redmond

    I used to do kirkland->everett every day, I do not reccomend

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    'starts'

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Hey Jake do you wanna play GTAO sometime?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    Vents steam

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I think your american cheese spaghooter kind of threw everyone for a loop so no one knew how to continue AH

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

    did u rat us out vh

    PSN: Honkalot
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Hahaha are you talking about the first playthrough?

    You guys died in like 2 minutes, that's a sample size problem right away. Not to mention the score is an iffy approximation of your contributions anyway.

    This one-sided storytelling...

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    You guys seem to play games to see who hates the other more...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

    did u rat us out vh

    haha what

    don't be ridiculous

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I'm playing Total Warhammer. It's really good! I suck at it, but it's a lot of fun nonetheless.

    This guy's videos have been really helpful.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQ-y4Xomdw

    Discuss.
    Uh, that clearly says Total War Warhammer. Like PIN number or ATM machine.

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  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    I like my little baby junior analyst, but they are an idiot who goofs up analysis in a predictably novice way.

    Why can't they have years of experience like me??

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Vermintude was weird with floaty hit detection

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Let's go hang out with Jacob at an anime con.

    He doesn't go to those *wink*

    As I noted on facebook, the anime was inside him all along.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Hahaha are you talking about the first playthrough?

    You guys died in like 2 minutes, that's a sample size problem right away. Not to mention the score is an iffy approximation of your contributions anyway.

    This one-sided storytelling...

    it was my first time!

    i literally had no idea what was going on or what the gameplay was like or that there would be waves of shit

    like all i heard was

    'brian pic a hero, no not that hero, ok good. BRIAN WHY ARE YOU DEAD DONT YOU KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM THE POISON GAS THAT POPULATES THIS SPECIFIC AREA'

    Element Brian on
    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    My teammates in Overwatch were yelling at me the whole game to get on the point, but after we got completely crushed by the enemy team it turned out I had gold eliminations lol

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
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    are YOU on the beer list?
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    I was still discussing housing prices and cheese until the very end, sir!

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Hahaha are you talking about the first playthrough?

    You guys died in like 2 minutes, that's a sample size problem right away. Not to mention the score is an iffy approximation of your contributions anyway.

    This one-sided storytelling...

    it was my first time!

    i literally had no idea what was going on or what the gameplay was like or that there would be waves of shit

    like all i heard was

    'brian pic a hero, no not that hero, ok good. BRIAN WHY ARE YOU DEAD DONT YOU KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM THE POISON GAS THAT POPULATES THIS SPECIFIC AREA'

    I'm not saying you didn't have good reason for being bad.

    But you were definitely bad.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    I was still discussing housing prices and cheese until the very end, sir!

    I mean, if anything you were doing less shitposting than usual.

    vRyue2p.png
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Hahaha are you talking about the first playthrough?

    You guys died in like 2 minutes, that's a sample size problem right away. Not to mention the score is an iffy approximation of your contributions anyway.

    This one-sided storytelling...

    it was my first time!

    i literally had no idea what was going on or what the gameplay was like or that there would be waves of shit

    like all i heard was

    'brian pic a hero, no not that hero, ok good. BRIAN WHY ARE YOU DEAD DONT YOU KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM THE POISON GAS THAT POPULATES THIS SPECIFIC AREA'

    I'm not saying you didn't have good reason for being bad.

    But you were definitely bad.

    yeah but then in the 2nd round i understood what was going on and picked it up pretty fast

    like that learning curve was sharp af

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Damn VH not letting this go.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    castle had me, shark and elki play warhammer vementide and i hadn't played it before so i didn't really know what i was doing

    and castle was getting all castly about me not knowing what to do and dying

    then they showed the score board and lel i'm right there at the top

    Hahaha are you talking about the first playthrough?

    You guys died in like 2 minutes, that's a sample size problem right away. Not to mention the score is an iffy approximation of your contributions anyway.

    This one-sided storytelling...

    it was my first time!

    i literally had no idea what was going on or what the gameplay was like or that there would be waves of shit

    like all i heard was

    'brian pic a hero, no not that hero, ok good. BRIAN WHY ARE YOU DEAD DONT YOU KNOW TO STAY AWAY FROM THE POISON GAS THAT POPULATES THIS SPECIFIC AREA'

    I'm not saying you didn't have good reason for being bad.

    But you were definitely bad.

    yeah but then in the 2nd round i understood what was going on and picked it up pretty fast

    like that learning curve was sharp af

    I wasn't paying attention at that point so I choose to believe you were actually still bad.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    The new Overwatch hero is Very Good

    My heart was broken by the Dva nerfs, I'm ready to love again

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    VH you not at PAX?

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

    i smell a rat

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Damn VH not letting this go.

    Streaming is a trial by fire.

    Apparently.

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  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    hmm now I'm just mulling house market economics

    so if the supply of new houses was low because of [reasons] while area demand was high, and fluidity is low (people mostly staying in their houses) then the price for any house goes up

    they go high enough that people with shit houses sell them for good house prices and move into mcmansions instead

    so maybe it's not so much that everyone is house poor but there's a class of people with normal-ass middleclass jobs who won the housing lottery

    they don't see a problem because they can afford their 750k 5 bed monster on their 100k a year combined incomes, but only because they got like 500k in value on their old house out of thin air?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    brian had top damage, not top kills or top specials or top stormvermin

    basically he pelted the tank non stop while the rest of us kited it around

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I sent an email to a mailing list with a ton of people on it

    Nothing has exploded! Hooray

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    VH you not at PAX?

    Unfortunately no, I'm not.

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