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Am I gregnant [chat]?

So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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Help guys my husband and I stopped using birth control and had sex a bunch of times and I went to the doctor and they said I am gregnant and now my pants kinda don't fit and it looks like my belly is getting bigger each day!?!

Could I be gregnant??
Baby Sig hopefully coming out of a womb near you in October 2017!

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    CONGRATULATIONS!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    yay maek babby <3

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Yay!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Geth, kick @Houn from the thread.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative So It Goes. @Houn banned from this thread.

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Grats SiG!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Welcome to not sleeping well for the next 25 years of your life!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative So It Goes. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Help guys my husband and I stopped using birth control and had sex a bunch of times and I went to the doctor and they said I am gregnant and now my pants kinda don't fit and it looks like my belly is getting bigger each day!?!

    Could I be gregnant??
    Baby Sig hopefully coming out of a womb near you in October 2017!

    how do i gret megnant?

    Bless your heart.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    That's not how gregnancy works.

    Did you even apply to the Storkarium?

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Help guys my husband and I stopped using birth control and had sex a bunch of times and I went to the doctor and they said I am gregnant and now my pants kinda don't fit and it looks like my belly is getting bigger each day!?!

    Could I be gregnant??
    Baby Sig hopefully coming out of a womb near you in October 2017!

    nice

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Storks bring babies. Why do people keep mentioning sex when they talk about babies? It's weird.

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  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Storks bring babies. Why do people keep mentioning sex when they talk about babies? It's weird.

    Its an added bonus.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    @So It Goes also..
    our numbers grow yesssssssssssssssssss.

    ps. dont let them see the forked tongue

    Bless your heart.
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    This is clearly just a tactic to farm Awesomes.

    I can't think of any other reason you'd have a baby.

    (Congratulations SIG!)

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Okay, so, her taking over the thread and killing it early was totes worth it.

    Congrats SiG! May your sleep be short and your diapers dutiful.

    jungleroomx on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Is this an "I'm pregnant" announcement or a "we're trying" announcement?

    I am being especially careful around such matters since my cousin's wife told me she was pregnant and i just assumed she was taking the piss (because it's exactly the kind of joke she'd make) and she actually is.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Oh my goooood

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Is this an "I'm pregnant" announcement or a "we're trying" announcement?

    I am being especially careful around such matters since my cousin's wife told me she was pregnant and i just assumed she was taking the piss (because it's exactly the kind of joke she'd make) and she actually is.

    Yes I am gregnant.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    This is clearly just a tactic to farm Awesomes.

    I can't think of any other reason you'd have a baby.

    (Congratulations SIG!)

    Taxes? Clones? Army? Genetic harvest? Lasers?

    Plenty of reasons.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    shit girl I didn't even know you pulled the goalie that's awesome congrats!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Congratulations!

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Is this an "I'm pregnant" announcement or a "we're trying" announcement?

    I am being especially careful around such matters since my cousin's wife told me she was pregnant and i just assumed she was taking the piss (because it's exactly the kind of joke she'd make) and she actually is.

    the spoiler in her post has nothing to do with Zelda BotW, feel free to click it.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    This is clearly just a tactic to farm Awesomes.

    I can't think of any other reason you'd have a baby.

    (Congratulations SIG!)

    Taxes? Clones? Army? Genetic harvest? Lasers?

    Plenty of reasons.

    I feel like the math for this would be pretty awful.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Help guys my husband and I stopped using birth control and had sex a bunch of times and I went to the doctor and they said I am gregnant and now my pants kinda don't fit and it looks like my belly is getting bigger each day!?!

    Could I be gregnant??
    Baby Sig hopefully coming out of a womb near you in October 2017!

    Congrats!

  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Help guys my husband and I stopped using birth control and had sex a bunch of times and I went to the doctor and they said I am gregnant and now my pants kinda don't fit and it looks like my belly is getting bigger each day!?!

    Could I be gregnant??
    Baby Sig hopefully coming out of a womb near you in October 2017!

    Hopefully?

    Like there's a chance it might maintain a permanent residency?

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    So does this mean you're now Sigma?

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Yay SIG best chat 2017 congrats!!!!!!!!!!

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    So gregnant.
    The gregnantest you are ever being.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I put "hopefully" because I have irrational fears about assuming baby will gestate fully and be born, though we passed the first trimester screening with baby looking good

    I'm blaming hormones

  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    Babies are just an invention of Big Diaper.

    We used to spring fully formed from our fathers forehead.

    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I put "hopefully" because I have irrational fears about assuming baby will gestate fully and be born, though we passed the first trimester screening with baby looking good

    I'm blaming hormones

    You always blame hormones. It's like white noise now.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    OMFFFGG SIIIIIIIG

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    This is clearly just a tactic to farm Awesomes.

    I can't think of any other reason you'd have a baby.

    (Congratulations SIG!)

    Taxes? Clones? Army? Genetic harvest? Lasers?

    Plenty of reasons.

    I feel like the math for this would be pretty awful.

    Actually claiming a dependent seems pretty great

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Nought wrote: »
    Babies are just an invention of Big Diaper.

    We used to spring fully formed from our fathers forehead.

    Read "Big Dipper"

    Wondered what kind of eldritch star beings you're referring to

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I still don't understand.

    Based on what my mom and pop taught me, this is how you get a baby:

    When a man and a woman love each other very much, they file an application at the Storkarium.

    An application is denied or approved immediately, but takes approximately 9 months to process.

    During that time, the woman is expected to ritualistically eat tons of food both in celebration and also to pay homage to the Great Stork.

    Finally, the baby is delivered by stork to the hospital where the woman's stomach is pumped and/or receives liposuction.

    Where the hell does sex come into it?

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Things can always happen but 1st trimester is where like, 90% of issues come up

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