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American [chat]s

AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
edited May 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to kill than people, but they can be killed, in the end.

American Gods, one of my favourite books that I've nearly read asunder has been finally made into a series. We should watch it. Maybe also read it yet again.
No man, proclaimed Donne, is an island, and he was wrong. If we were not islands, we would be lost, drowned in each other’s tragedies. We are insulated (a word that means, literally, remember, made into an island) from the tragedy of others, by our island nature, and by the repetitive shape and form of the stories. The shape does not change: there was a human being who was born, lived, and then, by some means or another, died. There. You may fill in the details from your own experience. As unoriginal as any other tale, as unique as any other life. Lives are snowflakes – forming patterns we have seen before, as like one another as peas in a pod (and have you ever looked at peas in a pod? I mean, really looked at them? There’s not a chance you’d mistake one for another, after a minute’s close inspection), but still unique.

Without individuals we see only numbers: a thousand dead, a hundred thousand dead, ‘casualties may rise to a million.’ With individual stories, the statistics become people — but even that is a lie, for the people continue to suffer in numbers that themselves are numbing and meaningless. Look, see the child’s swollen, swollen belly, and the flies that crawl at the corners of his eyes, his skeletal limbs: will it make it easier for you to know his name, his age, his dreams, his fears? To see him from the inside? And if it does, are we not doing a disservice to his sister, who lies in the searing dust beside him, a distorted, distended caricature of a human child? And there, if we feel for them, are they now more important to us than a thousand other children touched by the same famine, a thousand other young lives who will soon be food for the flies’ own myriad squirming children?

We draw our lines around these moments of pain, and remain upon our islands, and they cannot hurt us. They are covered with a smooth, safe, nacreous layer to let them slip, pearllike, from our souls without real pain.

Fiction allows us to slide into these other heads, these other places, and look out through other eyes. And then in the tale we stop before we die, or we die vicariously and unharmed, and in the world beyond the tale we turn the page or close the book, and we resume our lives.

A life like that is, like any other, unlike any other.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    BUTTTS!!!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative So It Goes. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    BUTTTS!!!

    American butts

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    BUTTTS!!!

    American butts

    WILL BE GREAT AGAIN
    WILL BE THE FIRMEST AND FATTEST AND LARGEST AND TIGHTEST BUTTS AROUND
    ITS GONNA BE GREAT

    Bless your heart.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Also Geth hates Ludious.

    Bless your heart.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    BUTTTS!!!

    American butts
    Americans have a quality product when it comes to butts.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Hey hey my American butts
    Drove the Chevy to the levee but the levee was buttes

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    making sure i had nothing to do today has backfired

    now the day is taking foreverrrrrrr

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    BUTTTS!!!

    American butts

    I like big butts... I will not lie.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    SiG, you should have said at the end of the last thread.

    But Tinkles! It's past my bedtime!

    There's a joke about Lawyers having a bedtime of 3pm here

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Also Geth hates Ludious.
    I'm pretty sure Lud and I are both on the same chat creation black list.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

    it started to deflate
    the show must go on
    deflated pikachu however
    straight into the meatgrinder

    Bless your heart.
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

    He refused to give up his seat on United.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

    it started to deflate
    the show must go on
    deflated pikachu however
    straight into the meatgrinder

    Turned into Pokeburgers.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

    if pikachu is shown to be weak then the people will know the truth

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    what is the story behind dragging that pikachu
    I WANT TO KNOW

    Team Rocket

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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATNXN9w1NA

    They tried to fix it but the pikachu started deflating again with it tried to return near the end of the video.

    BronzeKoopa on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    someone replied on that twitter that those rubber suits don't breathe at all and the people are rushing out so the dancer doesn't suffocate

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So seriously. If I didn't enjoy the book. Ya'll think I may like the American Gods show?

    That's how it worked out with the first season of TWD. So, who knows.

    if you didn't enjoy the book i don't even know how to communicate with you in a meaningful way because you clearly come from some alien race whose entire concept of language and its use is inconceivable to me

    i dunno rugged temba, his arms wide

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    someone replied on that twitter that those rubber suits don't breathe at all and the people are rushing out so the dancer doesn't suffocate

    nice

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also guys i make star trek references with my jokes now that's something you're going to have to just get used to

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So seriously. If I didn't enjoy the book. Ya'll think I may like the American Gods show?

    That's how it worked out with the first season of TWD. So, who knows.

    if you didn't enjoy the book i don't even know how to communicate with you in a meaningful way because you clearly come from some alien race whose entire concept of language and its use is inconceivable to me

    i dunno rugged temba, his arms wide

    I told him in quite blunt terms in overwatch over voice chat that literally everyone in the world disagreed with him and that he was objectively wrong

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So seriously. If I didn't enjoy the book. Ya'll think I may like the American Gods show?

    That's how it worked out with the first season of TWD. So, who knows.

    I don't think they are going to deviate quite so much from the source like TWD has.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    also, hot take, that dude isn't hot

    5/10

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I liked american gods but it was quite a while ago that I read it

    pretty sure I'll check the series out if I can get to it (not sure what channel or service it's on)

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    also, hot take, that dude isn't hot

    5/10

    i've seen hotter

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also guys i make star trek references with my jokes now that's something you're going to have to just get used to

    How much time have you dedicated to figuring out Odos dick situation

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    As a fan of being eaten by vaginas....

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also guys i make star trek references with my jokes now that's something you're going to have to just get used to

    That should complement my constant Simpsons references nicely.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VEnT11mTnI

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I liked american gods but it was quite a while ago that I read it

    pretty sure I'll check the series out if I can get to it (not sure what channel or service it's on)

    I think you can buy it on Amazon Prime?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    also, hot take, that dude isn't hot

    5/10

    looked like a child to me. high school.

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    also, hot take, that dude isn't hot

    5/10

    he looks like he's like 13 years old
    why are you even rating him

    Bless your heart.
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also guys i make star trek references with my jokes now that's something you're going to have to just get used to

    I just read Harry Potter books recently. I know how you feel.

    It's weird that the movies didn't do much for me, but the books are good.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I liked american gods but it was quite a while ago that I read it

    pretty sure I'll check the series out if I can get to it (not sure what channel or service it's on)
    Can speak from experience variable takes about 7 years to read a book

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I choose to believe rugged actually read a kim harrison novel that had been incorrectly bound with an american gods cover

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I also didn't particularly like american gods

    it felt medium and left very little impression. I liked the one midwestern town where
    they sacrificed a car and a person every winter to some god by drowning them in the ice lake? Was that even from this book or from something else?

    but that's about all I can remember of it.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    also guys i make star trek references with my jokes now that's something you're going to have to just get used to

    How much time have you dedicated to figuring out Odos dick situation

    i mean mechanically it seems pretty simple

    he basically demonstrated it when he was showing bashir how he can make it look like he's drinking from the glass and then refilling it

    my real question is

    what kind of length and girth did he go for

    he's a no-nonsense kind of fella, but takes pride in his work, so i would assume just slightly above average, you know, just enough to be noteworthy, but not ostentatious

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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