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President Fires Man In Charge Of Investigating President, Country Collectively Poops

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited May 2017 in Social Entropy++
mod approved!



so, the president just fired the FBI director, who was in charge of investigating the president's possible (snrk) connections to Russia

discuss

(also same politics thread rules apply be cool no dogpiling people have different opinions and that's okay)

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    nothing suspicious here, move along citizen

    happiness is mandatory

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Comey, you tool, you moron, you fucking imbecile

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    This is a toughie.

    On one hand, fuck Trump.

    On the other hand, fuck Comey.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Any way we can name this thread something else please

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    the interesting part of this is that, were it not for the fact that Trump is under investigation, this would be unquestionably justified

    but, given that he is

    well, we all know what it means

    I don't think it'll result in anything happening, though, since the congressional GOP won't hold Trump responsible for anything

    he could stomp a newborn puppy to death in front of them and they'd all shrug and walk off

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Any way we can name this thread something else please

    fiiiine

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Comey, you have failed to protect the United States of America for foreign attack.

    I hope you rot in hell.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    YaYa wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Any way we can name this thread something else please

    fiiiine

    you know what happens on Tuesday afternoon sometimes

    actual massacres

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    One of the precious few silver linings about Trump is that he might not get as much damage done as could be technically possible because he's constantly firing people, even his shitty underlings

    It's not really that great a silver lining since there are always more assholes for him to tap into but it's fun in the moment

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    wait someone just told me the president can't actually fire the director of the FBI, he's got a fixed 10 year term that's not up yet
    I guess he can pressure him to resign though?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Any way we can name this thread something else please

    fiiiine

    you know what happens on Tuesday afternoon sometimes

    actual massacres

    yes, fair point and well made

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    wait someone just told me the president can't actually fire the director of the FBI, he's got a fixed 10 year term that's not up yet

    not strictly true, the president can fire whoever he wants

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Clinton fired William Sessions in the 90s for ethics violations

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    my thought was well in 2018 we need to get our asses to the polls and flip every god damn state to get these people out of there, but I would not be surprised one bit if congress signed a bill to dissolve congress before then at this rate

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    so, Comey was scheduled to testify in front of the judiciary committee this Thursday

    and it's just been confirmed he is still scheduled to

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Wait, is this the same dude who in the 11th hour of the election was like "HEY REMEMBER CLINTON'S EMAIL!? WE'RE BRINGING 'EM BACK!"

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    well today suddenly seems worse now.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    so, Comey was scheduled to testify in front of the judiciary committee this Thursday

    and it's just been confirmed he is still scheduled to

    uh

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Label wrote: »
    well today suddenly seems worse now.

    i dunno, I'm gonna wait and see where this goes
    if nothing else Trump is finding new and exciting ways to de-legitimize himself

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    *macklemore voice* pissssss

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    my thought was well in 2018 we need to get our asses to the polls and flip every god damn state to get these people out of there, but I would not be surprised one bit if congress signed a bill to dissolve congress before then at this rate

    nah, they don't need to do anything that blatant

    they GOP has used gerrymandering and voter suppression to reach the point where they can stay in power even if the will of the people is against them

    they can still get voted out, but it'll require a much larger vote margin than it should

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    daylight comey and me wanna go home

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I sure wish my congressman would pick up the phone so I can tell him to order an independent investigation

    on that note, my congressman is Adam Fucking Schiff, so he is probably preparing a sick beat to go with the savage letter he's writing as we speak

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Wait, is this the same dude who in the 11th hour of the election was like "HEY REMEMBER CLINTON'S EMAIL!? WE'RE BRINGING 'EM BACK!"

    it turns out the devil will happily fuck you over after you help him

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    so, Comey was scheduled to testify in front of the judiciary committee this Thursday

    and it's just been confirmed he is still scheduled to

    I'm not sure what the implications of this are, or what you mean by it.

    But if you're expecting that anything Trump is doing is well organized, I will be shocked if that is the case.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    so, Comey was scheduled to testify in front of the judiciary committee this Thursday

    and it's just been confirmed he is still scheduled to

    I'm not sure what the implications of this are, or what you mean by it.

    But if you're expecting that anything Trump is doing is well organized, I will be shocked if that is the case.

    the implication is that james comey is about to do the biggest possible fuck you to his former boss

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I doubt comey will do anything, but we'll see

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    at this point, someone in the IC needs to just come to terms with jail time and leak every possible thing about the investigation they can to the press

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Ha ha, that dismissal letter is amazing.

    "Thanks for not investigating me bro, whatevs, you're fired anyway."

    If Lil' Donny had just slipped in a sentence about "thanks for the help with my lady problems last year, brosef", that would have been the icing on the cake.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    also there is no way in hell the republicans will allow a serious congressional investigation or impeachment hearing no matter what happens, because it would make them lose some power.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Yeah let's just say I'm not particularly hopeful of anything good, at this point.

    I feel like it's past time we start protesting for an independent investigation.

    Label on
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular


    in case anyone thought the republicans would do anything other than licking boots.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular


    in case anyone thought the republicans would do anything other than licking boots.
    God I hope people will stop doing the whole OH GRAHAM ISN'T AS BAD AS THE OTHER REPUBLICANS shit now

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I was in a good mood...

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »


    in case anyone thought the republicans would do anything other than licking boots.
    God I hope people will stop doing the whole OH GRAHAM ISN'T AS BAD AS THE OTHER REPUBLICANS shit now

    well, he's certainly no John Maverick McCain—



    oh

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I hate McCain more than most of the openly pro-authoritarian shitheels just because he talks a big game until literally any action comes along and then he folds like a goddamn paper crane

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Eat the GOP

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    the GOP is traitorous, corrupt, immoral, and utterly reprehensible

    and they will face no repercussions for any of their ratfucking

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