The LHC - 1 Ton of Liquid Helium hits the floor, delayed for at least 2 months

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  • Shakey1245Shakey1245 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This explained things a little better or at least the Black Hole bit. Still not overly interested in being sucked into a hole 9mm wide at the same time as the rest of the Earth.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    hey funny thing i have this feeling of deja vu

    OSHI

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  • TorgoTorgo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?

    There is the theory of the Moebius.

    A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.

    I can't see that reference without thinking of that Orbital song that samples that quote.

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Torgo wrote: »
    saint2e wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?

    There is the theory of the Moebius.

    A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.

    I can't see that reference without thinking of that Orbital song that samples that quote.

    Sadly, as soon as I posted that, I opened up that track in media player.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?
    PBF032AD-Reset.jpg

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  • KwornKworn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    South host wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?
    PBF032AD-Reset.jpg

    You have to love that comic strip.

    That guy has a warped mind

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  • FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    South host wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?
    *snip* TOON

    Where are these from? I saw the WWII movie one in another thread...

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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Torgo wrote: »
    saint2e wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?

    There is the theory of the Moebius.

    A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.

    I can't see that reference without thinking of that Orbital song that samples that quote.

    Sadly, as soon as I posted that, I opened up that track in media player.

    Good to see I'm not alone here. I was afraid to post about it, because maybe no one would know what I meant.

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  • KwornKworn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?

    There is the theory of the Moebius.

    A twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.

    I tell you what this image blows my mind

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shakey1245 wrote: »
    This explained things a little better or at least the Black Hole bit. Still not overly interested in being sucked into a hole 9mm wide at the same time as the rest of the Earth.

    This article made me feel even better. If we do somehow create mini black holes, they might take hundreds of thousands of years to build up to the point where they could suddenly destroy the Earth.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kworn wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Kworn wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Hey, you know, maybe this is mankind's ecological purpose!

    Wouldnt it be weird if we actually created ourselves in a fucked up looping paradox?
    PBF032AD-Reset.jpg

    You have to love that comic strip.

    That guy has a warped mind

    PBF manages to capture the entire width and breadth of life on earth in two panels. Good show.

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Since it somehow has escaped mention so far, I feel compelled to point out that particle collisions far, far more energetic than this happen every day as cosmic rays impact our atmosphere. So, anything bad that the LHC is going to do has already occurred millions of times throughout the history of this world.

    But hey, continue being afraid if it suits you.

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  • MackenzierMackenzier Gold Star Police Ninja Lurking... less than usual.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kworn wrote: »
    A quote from the program:

    In the coming months the most complex scientific instrument ever built will be switched on. The Large Hadron Collider promises to recreate the conditions right after the Big Bang. By revisiting the beginning of time, scientists hope to unravel some of the deepest secrets of our Universe.

    Within these first few moments the building blocks of the Universe were created. The search for these fundamental particles has occupied scientists for decades but there remains one particle that has stubbornly refused to appear in any experiment. The Higgs Boson is so crucial to our understanding of the Universe that it has been dubbed the God particle. It explains how fundamental particles acquire mass, or as one scientist plainly states: "It is what makes stuff stuff..."

    Krona must be stopped at all costs.

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    Seriously though, this is a vaguely interesting read. I remember hearing a little bit about this during the early stages of construction.

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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm taking bets on if the LHC finds the Higgs boson. Yes - 3:1 No - 4:1 Place your rape dollars down now!

    Also, we can bet on luminosity just because I like hearing "inverse picobarns".

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    There's really only one way to use a Doomsday device, whatever your opinion of that one use is.
    Technically, there are two. Death and destruction, or prevention via the threat of such.

    Incidentally, I have to restrain myself from quoting General Turgidson about "doomsday gaps" and the like.

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  • Knuckle DraggerKnuckle Dragger Explosive Ovine Disposal Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    These are the exact same concerns brought up when they turned on the collider in New York a couple years ago.

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Didn't they also come up with the possibility that setting off an atomic/other bomb could ignite all the oxygen in earth's atmosphere? Or is that an old wives' tale?

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Didn't they also come up with the possibility that setting off an atomic/other bomb could ignite all the oxygen in earth's atmosphere? Or is that an old wives' tale?

    Thankfully, the atomic bomb proved to be relatively harmless despite such predictions.

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Didn't they also come up with the possibility that setting off an atomic/other bomb could ignite all the oxygen in earth's atmosphere? Or is that an old wives' tale?

    Thankfully, the atomic bomb proved to be relatively harmless despite such predictions.

    Or WAS it? (now I'm just being silly)

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Everyone who's read the Science of Discworld should appreciate the parallels with the opening chapter.

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  • 2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Any chance they start the LHC in an hour or so?

    I kind of want the universe to end while I'm in my quantum mechanics class.

    Just for the irony.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Since it somehow has escaped mention so far, I feel compelled to point out that particle collisions far, far more energetic than this happen every day as cosmic rays impact our atmosphere. So, anything bad that the LHC is going to do has already occurred millions of times throughout the history of this world.

    But hey, continue being afraid if it suits you.

    Actually scientists like telling this fib to shut people up, as cosmic ray collisions and those at the LHC are somewhat different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray

    "Almost 90% of all the incoming cosmic ray particles are protons, about 9% are helium nuclei (alpha particles) and about 1% are electrons. Note that the term "ray" is a misnomer, as cosmic ray particles arrive individually, not in the form of a ray or beam of particles....Cosmic rays can have energies of over 10^20 eV, far higher than the 10^12 to 10^13 eV that man-made particle accelerators can produce."

    People have done a lot of work with protons, helium, and electrons. We've moved on to bigger and better, nowadays we smash together anything we can get ahold of, like heavy nuclei and antiparticles. Also the volume of particles interacting per area per unit time is much much larger in labs like the LHC.

    Think of it this way:

    At the 7-Eleven, you take a penny from the tray, right? The pennies for everybody. We're basically doing the same thing only we take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple of million times.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    AcidSerra wrote: »
    So, how long until we have a shitty SciFi channel movie based on one of these "possibilities"?

    I dunno give a few days, they need to find some homeless bums to fill their actor quota.

    And figure out a way to have that black hold fight an anaconda. I hear Rosario Dawson is set to star.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    Any chance they start the LHC in an hour or so?

    I kind of want the universe to end while I'm in my quantum mechanics class.

    Just for the irony.

    Get a dictionary! I don't want you to die not knowing the definition of irony!

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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    Any chance they start the LHC in an hour or so?

    I kind of want the universe to end while I'm in my quantum mechanics class.

    Just for the irony.

    Get a dictionary! I don't want you to die not knowing the definition of irony!

    He probably meant Morisettian irony.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Didn't they also come up with the possibility that setting off an atomic/other bomb could ignite all the oxygen in earth's atmosphere? Or is that an old wives' tale?

    "The bomb will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all to gas and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not an atomic playboy!"
    -- Vice Admiral William P. Blandy

    ...and from that I got my domain name, atomicplayboy.net.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    People have done a lot of work with protons, helium, and electrons. We've moved on to bigger and better, nowadays we smash together anything we can get ahold of, like heavy nuclei and antiparticles.

    In this way, scientists are not unlike 3 year olds.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    People have done a lot of work with protons, helium, and electrons. We've moved on to bigger and better, nowadays we smash together anything we can get ahold of, like heavy nuclei and antiparticles.

    In this way, scientists are not unlike 3 year olds.
    Awwww, has Maddie built her first nuclear fission reactor? That's so adorable.

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    saint2e wrote: »
    Didn't they also come up with the possibility that setting off an atomic/other bomb could ignite all the oxygen in earth's atmosphere? Or is that an old wives' tale?

    Mostly old wives tale. It was brought up as a possibility before the first bomb test, some physicists worked out some numbers, decided it wasn't a threat. They were right, obviously.

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  • AgemAgem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Since it somehow has escaped mention so far, I feel compelled to point out that particle collisions far, far more energetic than this happen every day as cosmic rays impact our atmosphere. So, anything bad that the LHC is going to do has already occurred millions of times throughout the history of this world.

    But hey, continue being afraid if it suits you.

    Actually scientists like telling this fib to shut people up, as cosmic ray collisions and those at the LHC are somewhat different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray

    "Almost 90% of all the incoming cosmic ray particles are protons, about 9% are helium nuclei (alpha particles) and about 1% are electrons. Note that the term "ray" is a misnomer, as cosmic ray particles arrive individually, not in the form of a ray or beam of particles....Cosmic rays can have energies of over 10^20 eV, far higher than the 10^12 to 10^13 eV that man-made particle accelerators can produce."

    People have done a lot of work with protons, helium, and electrons. We've moved on to bigger and better, nowadays we smash together anything we can get a hold of, like heavy nuclei and antiparticles. Also the volume of particles interacting per area per unit time is much much larger in labs like the LHC.
    It's not a "fib." We're talking about the difference between tera-electronvolts and... what, zeta-electronvolts? They're not even comparable. Either the collisions can cause a stable black hole that will destroy the earth, or they can't. If they can, the cosmic rays bombarding the earth easily would have created one by now - they're at extremely high energy levels. We haven't even approached them yet.

    The kind of things we're colliding is more or less irrelevant in this discussion. I don't know what makes you think an ion is more likely to destroy the world than a proton - particularly when the ions will be at lower energies due to greater mass - or why antiparticles are somehow special here. They're not. They have the same mass and will reach the same maximum energy in the LHC as "normal" particles.

    And what would happen if a stable black hole was generated? The damn thing would be traveling so fast that it would escape the earth's gravity entirely and fly off into space. And because of its tiny size it would take it hundreds of hours just to grab another particle. The risk of it hurting us in any way is about as near-zero as we could hope for. The LHC and its experiments are a hell of a lot safer for mankind than the pollution created as a result of generating the electricity needed to run it.

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    2and2is5 wrote: »
    Any chance they start the LHC in an hour or so?

    I kind of want the universe to end while I'm in my quantum mechanics class.

    Just for the irony.

    Get a dictionary! I don't want you to die not knowing the definition of irony!

    He probably meant Morisettian irony.

    Is that the failure to be ironic or the meta-irony created by the failed attempt?

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I see the first page of the thread and I get that one world-destroying robot from that one anime into my head, what's it's name.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Agem wrote: »
    It's not a "fib." We're talking about the difference between tera-electronvolts and... what, zeta-electronvolts? They're not even comparable. Either the collisions can cause a stable black hole that will destroy the earth, or they can't. If they can, the cosmic rays bombarding the earth easily would have created one by now - they're at extremely high energy levels. We haven't even approached them yet.

    The kind of things we're colliding is more or less irrelevant in this discussion. I don't know what makes you think an ion is more likely to destroy the world than a proton - particularly when the ions will be at lower energies due to greater mass - or why antiparticles are somehow special here. They're not. They have the same mass and will reach the same maximum energy in the LHC as "normal" particles.

    And what would happen if a stable black hole was generated? The damn thing would be traveling so fast that it would escape the earth's gravity entirely and fly off into space. And because of its tiny size it would take it hundreds of hours just to grab another particle. The risk of it hurting us in any way is about as near-zero as we could hope for. The LHC and its experiments are a hell of a lot safer for mankind than the pollution created as a result of generating the electricity needed to run it.

    If all this is true, then what's the point of building a nifty new accelerator at all? If these things are happening at ridiculously high energy levels millions of times per day in the upper atmosphere, why not just build something to observe the collisions that are already occuring, rather than spending billions to create sad imitations thereof?

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Controlled environment?

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I'd think that the pros of being able to observe thousands of these interactions every day would mitigate the lack of control.

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  • 2and2is52and2is5 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I just knew the irony police were going to question me.

    ironic
    3. coincidental; unexpected

    It would have been unexpected, and a coincedence, to me at least.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Agem, I agree with the sentiment that the experiment is harmless. Back when the fundamentalists were protesting RHIC being built for the same reasons, I checked the stuff out.

    However, despite the higher energies in isolated cosmic ray collisions, they intend to get results in the lab these collisions won't produce.

    RHIC and LHC are both trying to produce copious quark-gluon plasmas that don't occur in our atmosphere. Nor do cosmic rays cause particles to condense from the Higgs field (if it exists/ possible/ whatever).

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I'd think that the pros of being able to observe thousands of these interactions every day would mitigate the lack of control.

    But it doesn't mitigate the lack of a giant underground particle accelerator. Scientists have mortgages too.

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Agem, I agree with the sentiment that the experiment is harmless. Back when the fundamentalists were protesting RHIC being built for the same reasons, I checked the stuff out.

    Phew, thanks for checking it out for us. What are these fundamentalists you speak of fundamentalist.. in?

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    Agem, I agree with the sentiment that the experiment is harmless. Back when the fundamentalists were protesting RHIC being built for the same reasons, I checked the stuff out.

    Phew, thanks for checking it out for us. What are these fundamentalists you speak of fundamentalist.. in?

    Mainly they specialise in fear and bullshit.

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