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Mitch Mcconnell

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    is actually Shelly Long?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    is this the anime thread

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    they all are

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    existexist Registered User regular
    damn I was hoping he'd died

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i should probably look up who this guy is

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Can we not wish death on anyone please

    No matter how shitty they are

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Can we not wish death on anyone please

    No matter how shitty they are

    no

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I wasn't hoping but shock and depression have killed other men of his age.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    it's a shame he's not mitch mc"gone"all, in some abstract way or whatever

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Can we not wish death on anyone please

    No matter how shitty they are

    no

    ok

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    it's a shame he's not mitch mc"gone"all, in some abstract way or whatever
    How about Mitch McGoneYall

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Dang, I was hoping that he somehow had a miraculous change of mind and disposition and set about righting all the wrongs he has perpetrated to such a degree that those close to him could say, "Man, it's almost like the Mitch McConnell we knew has died."

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    it's a shame he's not mitch mc"gone"all, in some abstract way or whatever
    How about Mitch McGoneYall

    i think that would be a really solid banner at the funeral regardless of your politics. fun for the whole family

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I voted forMitch McGonagall.

    He's an animagus

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    is that a wizard that casts anime

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    is that a wizard that casts anime

    That's an enamagus

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    my first thought was they had passed some new horribly terrible legislation and i hadn't yet received the news


    and i was like, it's way too early for this shit you old rich white fuckers.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    is that a wizard that casts anime

    He casts Japanimation

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    I usually just say something like

    "Sorry, I can't. I don't drink...

    With nerds."

    And then I spin on my heel and start running.

    Edit: Pretend like this post is in the Love Thread.

    Edit edit:

    Did you guys know that Gitch is slang for underwear?

    And did you notice how Gitch rhymes with Mitch?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I usually just say something like

    "Sorry, I can't. I don't drink...

    With nerds."

    And then I spin on my heel and start running.

    Edit: Pretend like this post is in the Love Thread.

    Oh no it's here. Here in the Mitch McConnell thread which he will certainly read and be like," That ChicoBlue post makes no sense."

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You are so bad at pretending.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
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    My favorite here is bottom right corner W, who somehow looks like even more of an insane war hawk.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    I voted forMitch McGonagall.

    He's an animagus

    like yacko?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    There's not a lot of blood in this stone but i leave you with this life changing image.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Can we not wish death on anyone please

    No matter how shitty they are

    no

    ok

    so much for the tolerant left am i right

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    snip

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    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Getting fucked just isn't a bad thing to me.

    We need a new phrase.

    McConnell can get really itchy anus.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    "Really itchy anus" is admittedly somewhat less handy than "fucked"

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    if your anus itched getting fuck might momentarily relieve that itch

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Please don't sully the good name of turtles by comparing Mitch McConnell to them tia.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Fuck you, McConnell! I hope you burn in shit!

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I installed faceapp on my phone

    took a pic of my dad

    the old version pic of him is a literally unchanged pic of him

    I am dying, my gut hurts so much from laughing

    this app is great

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Yeah it rules

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    the old version pic of myself looks like a meld of my dad and my mom's dad

    why doesn't this app accept cat faces is the big issue I have.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Cats are ageless

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Getting fucked just isn't a bad thing to me.

    We need a new phrase.

    McConnell can get really itchy anus farted.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Whenever I'm pissed off at some shitfucker like McConnell, I google their age and feel a touch better.

    that probably makes me a bad person, but probably not as bad a person as McConnell.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Whenever I'm pissed off at some shitfucker like McConnell, I google their age and feel a touch better.

    that probably makes me a bad person, but probably not as bad a person as McConnell.

    He may be one of the most evil and corrupt politicians in history so I think youre safe.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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