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simonwolf
i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
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Okay folks, welcome to Bleach 101. Today we're going to be learning some helpful tips and tricks to make the best use of the bleach that you have lying around in your house!
So, to warm up, can anyone tell me what's wrong with this scenario?
It's tricky, but think about it for a minute.
You got it?
That's right - Clorox is meant to be tasted straight, not mixed with cereal or anything else! We wouldn't want to waste high-quality bleach on cheerios, that's a sipping bleach! It's a common mistake, though - just look at how this business is wasting quality Clorox with fast food!
So, everyone please remember to keep your good quality bleach to the side, for special occasions.
Now, this here discount bleach, that's good for cereals or any other mixing.
Bleach: the cure for what ails you!
So, to warm up, can anyone tell me what's wrong with this scenario?
It's tricky, but think about it for a minute.
You got it?
That's right - Clorox is meant to be tasted straight, not mixed with cereal or anything else! We wouldn't want to waste high-quality bleach on cheerios, that's a sipping bleach! It's a common mistake, though - just look at how this business is wasting quality Clorox with fast food!
So, everyone please remember to keep your good quality bleach to the side, for special occasions.
Now, this here discount bleach, that's good for cereals or any other mixing.
Bleach: the cure for what ails you!
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*clicks agree*
Son of the year.
. . . is that not you?
*blush* well uh, no, but uh, it's a common mistake so...
Even for my straight-but-kinda-gay ass, that guy is really attractive
I don't... I don't like the ISO standard for projection views I feel it is backwards and that... that A...
*takes deep breath*
that ANSI feels right.
"What? How the hell did that happen, Bradford?!"
"Well, sir, we're not exactly sure..."
Tav.
DRINK THE WHAT ARCH
@matt has a problem
Not my job.
perfect
It is a thing of beauty.
Look at it. Look at that and tell me it is okay.
They're pretty good! I think I prefer them to regular airheads because they're not as annoying to eat. Also there's a surprisingly amount of candy mass inside that little bag, and you get multiple flavors.
4.5/5
Maybe the assignment is to compare how everybody in the class will make something slightly different sure to the sloppy drawing
New Zealand is left off those maps for
two very good reasons. Most simply: because it is not a geographical feature.
The "island" is the exposed thorax of
Lepidoptera Omega, the Moth God; long may she slumber.
Even now, the temporal chaos of her dread flutter whips storms from the sea, and the Earth still trembles with ancient echoes of her eclosion.
Less simply: Some would caution that these are not remnants of her passing, but omens; signs that The Maker of Storms now stirs beneath the Pacific where the Floresiensis finally cast her down. For 100,000 years, they tended to the Great Reef that bound her to that place, but were wiped out in a great cataclysm over 10,000 years ago. Sapiens grew too tall, too far from the Earth, the Floresiensis had said, to commune with it as they had; and so their secrets perished with them. So for 10,000 years, The Devourer of the Sun and Moon has sapped the life from the Great Barrier and brought it to the brink of collapse.
So I beg you, good Kiwis: Keep her name from your mouths and your maps. Inscribe it on neither heart nor parchment, for, even in her torpor, her black proboscis has a reach beyond human ken, and through it flows every utterance- every thought- of her name; nourishing her and hastening the day that Zealandia will rise anew.
@Mortious @lonelyahava
I'm just saying it looks like you guys live on a giant butterfly. Which seems appropriately idyllic.
And unfair.
People just post constant stuff.
Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Mostly like three people. whew, problem solved.
unless I am missing something about how dimensions work, here.
(and if I am not I am terribly tempted to purposefully fuck it up)
EDIT: even if I do not, I am absolutely not positioning the dimensions like that because that is a goddamn crime
Interesting I love air air heads